I didn't give up my six figgy job to farm like this

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the bsd boys: Aug 8, 2011; Can't post for 350 days!

poor displesed moo cow hs no luck w/ tindr

# ? Mar 4, 2015 06:52

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 00:42

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

you know who else wasn't a farmer, op?

# ? Mar 4, 2015 06:53

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003; no meds = f4

duTrieux. posted:

you know who else wasn't a farmer, op?

*clears throat* was it, erm, uh *looks over shoulder* Adholf Hilter?

# ? Mar 4, 2015 06:55

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

what‽ no! i was going to say "henry ford".

# ? Mar 4, 2015 06:59

pram: Jun 10, 2001

badolf hitl0r

# ? Mar 4, 2015 07:03

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

it was 32 degrees centigrade today I am deffo not freezing, mate

# ? Mar 4, 2015 07:05

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

infernal machines posted:

loving

roads are supposed to be level you nub

no wonder you're such an awful farmer

lol this ain't no road lol@you thinking that this is a road

it's a track :smugmrgw:

# ? Mar 4, 2015 07:07

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

duTrieux. posted:

what‽ no! i was going to say "henry ford".

he makes good non farming equipment

# ? Mar 4, 2015 07:12

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

he makes good non farming equipment

and tries to farm rubber in incompatible climates, creating dystopian company towns to avoid having to deal with worker's rights in the process

# ? Mar 4, 2015 07:16

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

what a man

# ? Mar 4, 2015 07:16

pram: Jun 10, 2001

i wanna live in google town

# ? Mar 4, 2015 07:21

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

mountain view?

# ? Mar 4, 2015 07:23

pram: Jun 10, 2001

blow it out yer rear end :dukedog:

# ? Mar 4, 2015 07:25

the bsd boys: Aug 8, 2011; Can't post for 350 days!

pigfarmer

# ? Mar 4, 2015 07:28

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

what a man

i'm just saying you're both terrible farmers

# ? Mar 4, 2015 07:39

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

I'm not a farmer so that makes sense

# ? Mar 4, 2015 07:50

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

and yet much like ford, you also run a failed farm

the reluctant farmer

# ? Mar 4, 2015 07:51

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

I don't run nothing :smugmrgw:

other than hundreds of acres of pinus radiata :chord:

# ? Mar 4, 2015 07:54

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

I don't run nothing

maybe if you took more pride in your work you could

# ? Mar 4, 2015 07:56

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

what's a california pine doing in new zeland

# ? Mar 4, 2015 07:56

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

on holiday

# ? Mar 4, 2015 07:56

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

it grows spectacularly well in NZ

# ? Mar 4, 2015 07:57

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

well why don't you see how well torrey pines grow, they're going extinct

# ? Mar 4, 2015 08:12

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

do they mature in 20-30 years?

# ? Mar 4, 2015 08:28

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

did you?

# ? Mar 4, 2015 08:29

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

I got kids :chord:

# ? Mar 4, 2015 08:31

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

that's really setting the bar

tbf in 20-30 years the trees probably will too

# ? Mar 4, 2015 08:34

theadder: Dec 30, 2011

36 unread posts is op a farmer yet

# ? Mar 4, 2015 08:36

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

not as mature as good old trusty pinus radiata though :chord:

# ? Mar 4, 2015 08:38

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

he farms trees

and apparently children too

# ? Mar 4, 2015 08:38

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

do they mature in 20-30 years?

idk probably, they're not very big

# ? Mar 4, 2015 08:43

.lnk to the past: May 3, 2005; psoting while drunk

stick to farming bitcoins

# ? Mar 4, 2015 08:45

the bsd boys: Aug 8, 2011; Can't post for 350 days!

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

not as mature as good old trusty pinus radiata though

ponderosa pine is better. when it's hot outside, they smell like vanilla.

# ? Mar 4, 2015 08:51

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

we got some ponda rosa

pieces of poo poo

die and rot

radiata may be knotty and a bit weak but gently caress it it's about quantity not quality :chord:

# ? Mar 4, 2015 08:56

the bsd boys: Aug 8, 2011; Can't post for 350 days!

so grow kudzu lmao

# ? Mar 4, 2015 09:00

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

# ? Mar 4, 2015 09:02

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.