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Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

lol dude literally looks like a reptilian

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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Zeroisanumber posted:

I am getting a distinctly sexual thrill from watching Kansas try to pull itself into prosperity by sucking off the rich and ending up with nothing but jizz on its face and not even a towel to wipe it off with.

This but for California.

Dangit Ronpaul
May 12, 2009

etalian posted:

Midwest girls are the real vital resource

yeah the world's really running out of plain, slightly chubby white girls with no life experience outside their lovely hometown

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

Zeroisanumber posted:

I am getting a distinctly sexual thrill from watching Kansas try to pull itself into prosperity by sucking off the rich and ending up with nothing but jizz on its face and not even a towel to wipe it off with.

Most liberals do hate those who live in poverty, it's true.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Dangit Ronpaul posted:

yeah the world's really running out of plain, slightly chubby white girls with no life experience outside their lovely hometown
So it's basically the ideal dating pool for D&D.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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kansas city is notable for not being in kansas

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
thanks Obama !

-a deeply conservative sisterfucker with one tooth

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

lawrence is the only place of culture in kansas. it'd be nice if missouri could go back in and raze that poo poo hole state again.

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Bleeding Kansas indeed. Hemorrhaging dollars.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
Reagonomics Against the Machine

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

The Taint Reaper posted:

This but for California.

Sorry, wut?

quote:

Legislative analysts have praise, warnings for California budget

The nonpartisan Legislative Analyst's Office issued a report Tuesday saying California's revenue could exceed Gov. Jerry Brown's projections by billions of dollars.

The additional money would likely be directed to schools and community colleges by the state’s constitutional education-funding formula, the report said.

Legislative analysts were largely complimentary of the governor's budget proposal, saying his priorities are "generally prudent ones." Brown's hesitancy to increase funding for some government programs "could help avoid a return to the boom and bust budgeting of the past," the report said.

There was also praise for Brown's desire to tackle $71.8 billion in long-term costs for retiree healthcare, although the report noted that his budget proposal does not include any money for that purpose.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

The Taint Reaper posted:

This but for California.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

CA would be doing even better if they didn't have to doll out the cash to a bunch of other freeloading red states too.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
California has an enormous, varied economy. They can pull in a lot of taxes because they have a lot of money. Who has money in Kansas? I can't even imagine what a rich Kansan is like. I have to believe if you somehow end up rich in Kansas, you leave Kansas.

bonvivant
Oct 1, 2014

I may be racist, transphobic, an antisemite and a misogynist, but I project like an angel ;)

Feranon posted:

lol dude literally looks like a reptilian

you should peep rick scott, actual netherworld monster clad in human skin http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Scott

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

Who has money in Kansas?



Literally based in Wichita

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

California has an enormous, varied economy. They can pull in a lot of taxes because they have a lot of money. Who has money in Kansas? I can't even imagine what a rich Kansan is like. I have to believe if you somehow end up rich in Kansas, you leave Kansas.

if we could somehow tax transnats theres a lot of them operating in the flyover states, but transnats effectively rule earth and any attempt to tax them is met by serious pushback by their lobbyists and politicians

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Zeroisanumber posted:



Literally based in Wichita

lol

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

who cares. nobody likes kansas. the only cultural touchstone involving kansas is wizard of oz and in it, a girl leaves kansas to a place of color, life and magic, not gray, lifeless dirt.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
There's a great book that was made into a documentary called "What's the Matter with Kansas?" that discusses why the people who live their continue to vote for pro-agribusiness republicans even though it's pretty much destroyed their state.

Glad I don't have to live in that shithole. Never was sure why Dorothy was so gung ho about getting back there.

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

Prettz posted:

people living in kansas voted for this guy, they deserve the slow, lingering death they're about to recieve

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I feel pretty bad for the kids that will have to suffer because their parents are idiots

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Professor Shark posted:

I feel pretty bad for the kids that will have to suffer because their parents are idiots

They might be cute now but they'll grow up to be Kansans so gently caress 'em.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Rando posted:

They might be cute now but they'll grow up to be Kansans so gently caress 'em.

Kathleen Sebelius was pretty good.

Digiwizzard
Dec 23, 2003


Pork Pro

etalian posted:

Midwest girls are the real vital resource:


strategic butterface reserve

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Hobohemian posted:

Kathleen Sebelius was pretty good.

for a kansan.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Railing against a dumb loving republican in office is to rail against representative democracy. Kansas is full of dumb loving conservative idiots, and they voted in a dumb loving conservative to represent them. The system works

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Kansas will be the next state to legalize weed because of Brownback. (For real)

Thank god for him.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



rethuglikkants

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Dangit Ronpaul posted:

yeah the world's really running out of plain, slightly chubby white girls with no life experience outside their lovely hometown
It makes for good porn, alright?!

I saw a movie about Kansas once, place is in black and white, who would want to live there?

LaSalsaVerde
Mar 3, 2013

I live in Kansas and everyone in this thread is right

please poo poo on my face more

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Digiwizzard posted:

strategic butterface reserve

butterbody

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
kansas whale holy grail

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
Wichita falls on Wichita Falls

LaSalsaVerde
Mar 3, 2013

literally no reason to not just hop over to colorado or some poo poo

just get some money, idiots, then you too can flee this flat barren catholic hellhole

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I knew a dude from Kansas in high school. He lived in the same neighborhood as the BTK killer and talked to him once.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

we all agree kansas is bad, its people, its government, its culture, all of it is bad. kansas' only saving grace is that no one cares about it so you don't hear a lot about it, and the less heard of it the better, so let's stop talking about bad kansas, and talk about good kansas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X_2IdybTV0
good kansas

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Colorado is awesome because they have a statue of a big blue horse, a big blue bear, an airport that serves as the HQ to the Illuminati, and a ton of large mammals that you can shoot and turn into non-cow steaks and burgers.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
In Cold Blood was a really good book, so I guess that's another point for Kansas

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GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

The Taint Reaper posted:

Colorado is awesome because they have a statue of a big blue horse, a big blue bear, an airport that serves as the HQ to the Illuminati, and a ton of large mammals that you can shoot and turn into non-cow steaks and burgers.

Don't forget :420:

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