Have u ever had cyber sex

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dogcrash truther

GEExCEE posted:

it's not really that weird

It's basically like you're typing to someone else about how you're making them a delicious meal while you eat McDonald's

# ? Jun 24, 2015 07:43

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dogcrash truther

And you're pretending the big Mac is a filet mignon that they just made you

# ? Jun 24, 2015 07:44

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dogcrash truther posted:

And you're pretending the big Mac is a filet mignon that they just made you

Why go out for steak when you have a burger in your pants?

# ? Jun 24, 2015 08:03

Dog Pipes

kuskus posted:

This thread was hot until computer granny stole my wank

# ? Jun 24, 2015 15:28

bacalou

cyber sex is low-stakes 56k webcam action

# ? Jun 24, 2015 15:32

Pro Target

dogcrash truther posted:

It's basically like you're typing to someone else about how you're making them a delicious meal while you eat McDonald's

wrong

# ? Jun 24, 2015 15:39

Pedantra: by Lowtax

Pro Target posted:

wrong

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# ? Jun 24, 2015 15:41

saboten

is cyber sex the same as sexy texts

thank u bacalou

# ? Jun 24, 2015 15:49

bacalou

saboten posted:

is cyber sex the same as sexy texts

cybersex is to romance novels what sexy texts are their amazon synopsis(es?, synopsi?)

# ? Jun 24, 2015 16:14

dogcrash truther

Wake_n_Baker: Deftly, I chop the onions and toss them in the skillet.
Sue_Chef: I add a dash of balsamic vingar.
Wake_n_Baker: !! it smells delicious
Sue_Chef: I can't wait to eat.

# ? Jun 24, 2015 16:38

Salmiakki

dogcrash truther posted:

Wake_n_Baker: Deftly, I chop the onions and toss them in the skillet.
Sue_Chef: I add a dash of balsamic vingar.
Wake_n_Baker: !! it smells delicious
Sue_Chef: I can't wait to eat.

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# ? Jun 24, 2015 16:39

Pro Target

cybersex is better than normal sex bcause youre unshackled from the constraints of physical reality.

# ? Jun 24, 2015 16:39

bog pixie

dogcrash truther posted:

Wake_n_Baker: Deftly, I chop the onions and toss them in the skillet.
Sue_Chef: I add a dash of balsamic vingar.
Wake_n_Baker: !! it smells delicious
Sue_Chef: I can't wait to eat.

# ? Jun 24, 2015 16:43

fuck. marry. t-rex

dogcrash truther posted:

Wake_n_Baker: Deftly, I chop the onions and toss them in the skillet.
Sue_Chef: I add a dash of balsamic vingar.
Wake_n_Baker: !! it smells delicious
Sue_Chef: I can't wait to eat.

If only rubbing my tummy made me full

# ? Jun 24, 2015 16:44

GEExCEE

dogcrash truther posted:

It's basically like you're typing to someone else about how you're making them a delicious meal while you eat McDonald's

it's more like a mutual exploration of sexual fantasy with strangers on the internet

# ? Jun 24, 2015 17:10

GEExCEE

on the internet, nobody knows you're NOT a dog

# ? Jun 24, 2015 17:20

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

GEExCEE posted:

on the internet, nobody knows you're NOT a dog

h0t_Mama: a/s/l?
Red_Rockit69XL: 3/good boy/a pile of garbage

# ? Jun 24, 2015 17:22

GEExCEE

lol

# ? Jun 24, 2015 17:23

bacalou

dogcrash truther posted:

Wake_n_Baker: Deftly, I chop the onions and toss them in the skillet.
Sue_Chef: I add a dash of balsamic vingar.
Wake_n_Baker: !! it smells delicious
Sue_Chef: I can't wait to eat.

# ? Jun 24, 2015 17:40

I.N.R.I

saboten posted:

is cyber sex the same as sexy texts

thats todays type of cyber sex. the cyber sex of yesterday was done in online chatrooms

# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:46

saboten

I.N.R.I posted:

thats todays type of cyber sex. the cyber sex of yesterday was done in online chatrooms

did you have aol

thank u bacalou

# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:50

I.N.R.I

saboten posted:

did you have aol

i didnt even use a computer ti l like 2010 lol

# ? Jun 24, 2015 20:01

I.N.R.I

TBH i wonder at this point if it might be too late at this point to ever be able to have traditional cyber sex. ne1 wanna cyber?

# ? Jun 24, 2015 20:03

fuck. marry. t-rex

[Breathing heavily.]

:f5h:

# ? Jun 24, 2015 20:06

saboten

I.N.R.I posted:

TBH i wonder at this point if it might be too late at this point to ever be able to have traditional cyber sex

one time a guy added me on msn messenger and said that if i didnt go on webcam with him then he'd send a virus to my computer or something

i feel like everyone was way creepier back then.. be careful

thank u bacalou

# ? Jun 24, 2015 20:08

I.N.R.I

saboten posted:

one time a guy added me on msn messenger and said that if i didnt go on webcam with him then he'd send a virus to my computer or something

i feel like everyone was way creepier back then.. be careful

well... thank u for showing concern. but from what I can tell everyone in BYOB is really normal and mentally sound and sexually secure and stuff. i should be ok

# ? Jun 24, 2015 20:15

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

what are you wearing inri

# ? Jun 24, 2015 20:17

I.N.R.I

Bo-Pepper posted:

what are you wearing inri

alright i realise im on shaky legal ground here but ill assume youre accepting my proposal. what are u wearing? im wearing a 3 piece suit and sunglasses

# ? Jun 24, 2015 20:21

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i bo-pepper who is of sound mind and body attest that i am wearing a sensible black polo shirt and khakis also glasses but they are not shaded

# ? Jun 24, 2015 20:29

saboten

thank u bacalou

# ? Jun 24, 2015 20:31

I.N.R.I

Bo-Pepper posted:

i bo-pepper who is of sound mind and body attest that i am wearing a sensible black polo shirt and khakis also glasses but they are not shaded

thats cool. i took off the jacket and sunglasses already - its getting kinda hot in here. now lets get down to business. what are your physical attributes? Im 6'2, brown skinned but not black, and my dick is 11 inches long and slightly thicker than a sharpie

# ? Jun 24, 2015 20:34

Golden Gate Bride: knife to meet you

ironic cyber sex

# ? Jun 24, 2015 20:36

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

that's nice that's a nice body. i can appreciate it. i am shorter than you at 6'1" and white i hope that isn't a problem for you. my dick is 9" and i'm starting to feel inadequate but i'm okay my dick is still up for anything.

# ? Jun 24, 2015 20:37

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

like usually people are like hey that's a great dick you have but there's always a better dick out there

# ? Jun 24, 2015 20:38

I.N.R.I

Bo-Pepper posted:

that's nice that's a nice body. i can appreciate it. i am shorter than you at 6'1" and white i hope that isn't a problem for you. my dick is 9" and i'm starting to feel inadequate but i'm okay my dick is still up for anything.

Thats a nice dick. Youre up for anything? ;-) well I can tell youre a submissive person so Im looking forward to posting messages about loving you in the rear end in this thread. I plan to jack off while I do it as well. are you going to jack off as well?

# ? Jun 24, 2015 20:42

oliwan: by Nyc_Tattoo

i think its cool that we're still refering to things as 'cyber'

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# ? Jun 24, 2015 20:45

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

if i didn't want to hear about someone loving me in the rear end i wouldn't be here would i my safe word is roadhouse

# ? Jun 24, 2015 20:47

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

oh and to answer your question yes of course i will be jacking off

# ? Jun 24, 2015 20:47

bog pixie

i will be spectating but not any more than that

# ? Jun 24, 2015 20:49

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I.N.R.I

BRB

# ? Jun 24, 2015 20:54

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