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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



Lowtax hates the gays

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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002


I would bang the hell out of Lowtax's wife/ex wife/girl to the side of him

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013







Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007



basically ash ketchum got buff n jewish but now goliath wants to steal his digimons

PirateMathew
Apr 22, 2007

The dog is fine in Portugal - that big threat is away - you don't have to worry about crime anymore.

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

how about this, I know the backstory to this one, can you guess what it is?



bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Melmac posted:

To be pedantic (which is the point of the thread), that wasn't a goon but rather a friend a goon brought to goon meet.

fair enough. I didn't know that and always assumed it was a goon, but you can see how thats a super easy mistake to make.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

lmao.

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
That's me in the pink shirt...for real...AM A

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

PyPy posted:

That's me in the pink shirt...for real...AM A

Describe your emotions the first time you saw that picture

PirateMathew
Apr 22, 2007

The dog is fine in Portugal - that big threat is away - you don't have to worry about crime anymore.

Melmac posted:

Ok so this is an oldie. It turns out it's the hot chick from Birdemic (Whitney Moore) but that raises even more questions. Why was this circulated online a good 8 years before even her first acting gig? Was it staged? What are the odds she would one day star in one of the most mocked movies of all time? Where did it originate from?

So maybe someone can help me figure out this pics backstory. And if not, feel free to post some pics that you always wanted the backstory to, but never knew, and maybe some goon can answer the mystery for you! :neckbeard:

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/3fb22j/what_true_love_looks_like/ctn4hsa

Apparently it was just shits and giggles

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
It was a very difficult time for me. My father had just left my mother for another man, my dog had just left me for a cat, my dick and balls had fallen off, and I just wanted to meeted the cool low tax from something awful. He may seem disgusted by me in the photo but once I got him alone he let me suck his dick....twice.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

What is axis of eve?

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

No. 6 posted:

I would bang the hell out of Lowtax

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
:iamafag:

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Melmac posted:

Thanks but she has no credits for a good 5 years after the pic was taken

And how did it make its way to SA as a 2003 Dankest Meme of the Year

probably because her friends are goons, or at least were, idk I don't talk to real people about this garbage website anymore

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

I need to know

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INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Holy poo poo theres more than one

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Basically, squirrels are dicks

Fruit-by-the-Foot Fetish
Aug 3, 2012

14 INCH SLIT posted:

Holy poo poo theres more than one



thats a blair witch stall dont go in

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib

It's a chewing gum commercial

Fredrik1 fucked around with this message at 11:16 on Aug 1, 2015

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

JiveHonky posted:

any clue????



Japanese TV.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
the man, the myth, the legend: pancake goon






Who was he on SA? Has he died of heart complications yet? Were the pancakes any good?

Zzulu fucked around with this message at 11:34 on Aug 1, 2015

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Fredrik1 posted:

It's a chewing gum commercial

Just to add the small dude is Rey Mysterio. Luchadore and professional tiny child impersonator

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

That old man probably hasn't been able to lift his head due to shame for so long that the muscles simply don't work anymore.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

how about this, I know the backstory to this one, can you guess what it is?



Is that Two Worlds going for it there?

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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Bowlcutbarricade posted:

I need to know



MaximBady really loves ketchup.

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