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Lowtax hates the gays
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 01:28 |
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I would bang the hell out of Lowtax's wife/ex wife/girl to the side of him
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 01:29 |
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 01:39 |
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basically ash ketchum got buff n jewish but now goliath wants to steal his digimons
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 01:43 |
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:how about this, I know the backstory to this one, can you guess what it is? bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby?
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 01:46 |
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Melmac posted:To be pedantic (which is the point of the thread), that wasn't a goon but rather a friend a goon brought to goon meet. fair enough. I didn't know that and always assumed it was a goon, but you can see how thats a super easy mistake to make.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 01:51 |
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lmao.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 02:18 |
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That's me in the pink shirt...for real...AM A
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 02:57 |
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PyPy posted:That's me in the pink shirt...for real...AM A Describe your emotions the first time you saw that picture
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 02:59 |
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Melmac posted:Ok so this is an oldie. It turns out it's the hot chick from Birdemic (Whitney Moore) but that raises even more questions. Why was this circulated online a good 8 years before even her first acting gig? Was it staged? What are the odds she would one day star in one of the most mocked movies of all time? Where did it originate from? https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/3fb22j/what_true_love_looks_like/ctn4hsa Apparently it was just shits and giggles
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 02:59 |
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It was a very difficult time for me. My father had just left my mother for another man, my dog had just left me for a cat, my dick and balls had fallen off, and I just wanted to meeted the cool low tax from something awful. He may seem disgusted by me in the photo but once I got him alone he let me suck his dick....twice.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 03:02 |
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 03:03 |
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What is axis of eve?
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 03:03 |
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 03:04 |
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No. 6 posted:I would bang the hell out of Lowtax
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 03:10 |
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:iamafag:
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 03:17 |
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Melmac posted:Thanks but she has no credits for a good 5 years after the pic was taken probably because her friends are goons, or at least were, idk I don't talk to real people about this garbage website anymore
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 03:58 |
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I need to know
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 04:02 |
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Holy poo poo theres more than one
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 08:19 |
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Basically, squirrels are dicks
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 09:01 |
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14 INCH SLIT posted:Holy poo poo theres more than one thats a blair witch stall dont go in
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 10:55 |
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It's a chewing gum commercial Fredrik1 fucked around with this message at 11:16 on Aug 1, 2015 |
# ? Aug 1, 2015 11:06 |
JiveHonky posted:any clue???? Japanese TV.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 11:14 |
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the man, the myth, the legend: pancake goon Who was he on SA? Has he died of heart complications yet? Were the pancakes any good? Zzulu fucked around with this message at 11:34 on Aug 1, 2015 |
# ? Aug 1, 2015 11:15 |
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Fredrik1 posted:It's a chewing gum commercial Just to add the small dude is Rey Mysterio. Luchadore and professional tiny child impersonator
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 11:33 |
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That old man probably hasn't been able to lift his head due to shame for so long that the muscles simply don't work anymore.
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 15:37 |
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:how about this, I know the backstory to this one, can you guess what it is? Is that Two Worlds going for it there?
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# ? Aug 1, 2015 15:45 |
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:I need to know MaximBady really loves ketchup.
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