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hobbesmaster posted:well yeah there was that simpsons episode too thank you someone knows their history
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echinopsis posted:WHAT IN THE EVERY LOVER gently caress IS TONTINE a group of people pay into an investment, the investment pays out dividends or a set withdrawal rate until your death like an annuity, but it increases as the other people die
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Oct 2, 2015 20:23
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murder mystery novels really liked them too
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lampey posted:a group of people pay into an investment, the investment pays out dividends or a set withdrawal rate until your death like an annuity, but it increases as the other people die that owns
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Oct 2, 2015 22:57
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echinopsis posted:that owns right? we should have a yospos tontine
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Oct 2, 2015 23:00
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echinopsis posted:that owns ofc this is illegal because it's a big huge motivation to murder each other
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Oct 2, 2015 23:01
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oh its illegal??? gently caress depends how you do it though.. like properties are de facto tontine kidna? Awia posted:i thought tontines were illegal? seems like motivation to murder to me what if... if the person dies of a suspicious death their cut is given to a real heart bleed charity that everyone hates as a dis incentive to murder
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Oct 2, 2015 23:21
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the tontine industry sounds like it's ripe for disruption
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Oct 2, 2015 23:23
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echinopsis posted:oh its illegal??? that "kinda" part is what separates legal activities and illegal activities
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Oct 2, 2015 23:24
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Beast of Bourbon posted:the tontine industry sounds like it's ripe for disruption a tontine app but its anonymous' hobbesmaster posted:that "kinda" part is what separates legal activities and illegal activities sucks
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Beast of Bourbon posted:the tontine industry sounds like it's ripe for disruption someone buy tonti.ne for me
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Oct 2, 2015 23:58
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an anonymous tontine defeats the essential part of being able to murder the other participants.
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Oct 3, 2015 00:40
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Count me in OP I'll sign the papers at the next yosmeet
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Oct 3, 2015 00:57
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Beast of Bourbon posted:an anonymous tontine defeats the essential part of being able to murder the other participants. Or gives it an extra edge because you don't know who's going to try and murder you 
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Oct 3, 2015 00:58
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secret santa but instead of a gift you take out a life insurance payable to your santee
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Oct 3, 2015 01:02
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Beast of Bourbon posted:an anonymous tontine defeats the essential part of being able to murder the other participants. they're only anonymous to the other participants and any unclaimed funds are disbursed to the tontine service
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Oct 3, 2015 01:13
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burp and fart tontine
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Oct 3, 2015 02:46
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I've got a dividend that's about to mature *braappp*
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Oct 3, 2015 03:31
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is this like poutine
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Oct 3, 2015 03:33
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Silver Alicorn posted:I've got a dividend that's about to mature *braappp* nice!
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Oct 3, 2015 03:42
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gonna make the uber of tontine resolution, winnr see other members of the tontine on your gps enabled alphabet maps take em out, get a portion of their share +$100 bonus (200 for first kill) kill 4 in an hour and get a mutilator bonus of $600 none of it is paid out till the tontine is resolved
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power botton posted:lmao if you only know about tontines from archer the simpsons also did a tontine episode only 90s kids will get this classic financial instrument
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Condiv posted:gonna make the uber of tontine resolution, winnr disrupting the insurance industry regulators just aren't ready for our cutting edge 17th century financial engineering
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Oct 3, 2015 19:15
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let's bring back the guillotine
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Oct 3, 2015 21:38
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sneak a trust in the tontine
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Oct 3, 2015 21:51
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i'd like an apple tontinenni bartender
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Oct 3, 2015 21:54
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I hope tontine's become the next silicon valley ~disruption~ trend
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Oct 4, 2015 00:42
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my genes are dolphinately not tontine compatible
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Oct 7, 2015 06:34
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vodkat posted:I hope tontine's become the next silicon valley ~disruption~ trend this but guillotines
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Oct 7, 2015 18:15
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Captain Foo posted:this but guillotines gentrification has met its match
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Oct 7, 2015 23:47
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a tontine could require a lower buy in from people with high risk, elderly, diabetes
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Oct 8, 2015 02:04
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Call me when you're ready to spend some real money, op
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point of return posted:murder mystery novels really liked them too
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