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Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I'd throatfuck Donald Duck, not out of any real attraction, just because I think it would make some pretty darn cool noises.

:nsfw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvqhb_bUmIs :nsfw:

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ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
for you ladies with a white boyfriend substitute a tangelo

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

It could all be over compensation because she is actually really insecure or something. What happens in that comic

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.

i would like this lady to give me a bj

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Arm-Fall-Off-Boy

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

With mystique as your gently caress-buddy then you could basically have sex with whatever comic or cartoon character you're in the mood for, she could possibly even pull off making them actually 2D if that is important to you.

milkingmycow posted:

Are there themed prostitutes at comic cons? Asking for a stranger.

Try silicon valley, where the wealthiest prostitutes in the world make a living from making nerd dreams come true.

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax

a bay posted:

It could all be over compensation because she is actually really insecure or something. What happens in that comic

She teams up with Foreskin Man to fight this guy:

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.
The answer is LANA KANE you idiots....

I have put alot of thought into this for many years.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

FrankeeFrankFrank posted:

The answer is LANA KANE you idiots....

I have put alot of thought into this for many years.

who?

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.

LANA KANE

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Mac in Me

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Maneck posted:

The invisible woman. When your wife walks in on you, just claim to be masturbating (while thinking of her).

She's gunna see your load floating around the room though

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I'd throatfuck Donald Duck, not out of any real attraction, just because I think it would make some pretty darn cool noises.

Heh

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
god

lol

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
the honey nut cheerios bee

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

YeahTubaMike posted:

the honey nut cheerios bee
the cool ketchup guy wearing sunglasses from old dutch ketchup potato chips

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Is Erin Esurance still around?

Nope

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Mr Clean probably has the shiniest, hairless anus you've ever seen. He probably has the roundest, smoothest, beautiful balls. So yeah I wanna 69 Mr. Clean.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

the cleavage from the miss vickies potato chip bag

God Damn Dam God
Dec 24, 2004

I push buttons. I turn dials. I read numbers. Sometimes I make up little stories in my head about what the numbers mean.
Grimey Drawer
3 way with me, Elmer Fudd and the Grandma from the Sylvester and Tweety cartoons

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop

Wizgot posted:

Jessica Rabbit

Also,

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Actually all of you are wrong. It's Manuela from Les Lascars.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

dad gay. so what posted:

probably don knotts from threes company, OP
gonna give him reason for his eyes to pop out like that, :heysexy:

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich
You know how I know you're all gay?

None of you said Pocahontas.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

:drat:

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
red sonja serious post???

Nutella
Jun 27, 2005

"And the meek shall inherit the earth"
Racer X

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

Applewhite posted:

Actually all of you are wrong. It's Manuela from Les Lascars.


They're like two beautiful water balloons :stare:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost
Android 18

Flynn Taggart
Jun 14, 2006

I would gently caress the bejezus out of Tali'Zorah

Just sayin'

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Feranon posted:

wonder woman. crazy amazon sex. death by snu snu. :q:

These guys seem to agree.

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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

genesplicer posted:

These guys seem to agree.



It looks like she's making that sound effect

"You're strong."
"KRAKK."

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

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Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

It looks like she's making that sound effect

"You're strong."
"KRAKK."

She is. By breaking some sort of robot in half.

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
my bae
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD2ZV0rT-Hk

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
xkcd or goatkcd. whatevers funnier

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Applewhite posted:

Actually all of you are wrong. It's Manuela from Les Lascars.


Animeux

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

no groening why

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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

a bone to pick posted:

Mr Clean probably has the shiniest, hairless anus you've ever seen. He probably has the roundest, smoothest, beautiful balls. So yeah I wanna 69 Mr. Clean.

One look at him and you just know he's going to go elbow deep in you. And wink.

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