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i dont want top notch content i dont care about either minecraft or autism or ofedoras thanks
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 14:17 |
tell him he can post it here for $10!!!
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I was offered $10,000 last night if I married a very nice man's Romanian wife for two years time so they could be reunited in America, and the guy who asked me was going to get $1000 if he found someone to do it. I said no but I'm sure that opportunity is open to others.
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Those regards are amongst the kindest I have ever seen, Lowtax. You should be nice to him ![]()
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Luvcow posted:I was offered $10,000 last night if I married a very nice man's Romanian wife for two years time so they could be reunited in America, and the guy who asked me was going to get $1000 if he found someone to do it. I said no but I'm sure that opportunity is open to others. Was his wife nice? I wouldn't want to marry someone I didn't get on with!
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concerned mom posted:Was his wife nice? I wouldn't want to marry someone I didn't get on with! I have no idea but the guy who asked me had his girlfriend marry the Romanian guy a few years ago and that's why he's trying to find someone, apparently their $10,000 didn't go as far as they thought it would. To be clear I haven't seen these people in a few years and was not sure why he was even calling
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Hell Yeah posted:god drat. george w bush was so awesome. Oh Lord it seems so long, but you don't know what you got till its gone...
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Personally I think you missed out on a one in a lifetime opportunity to promote something awful. I mean it's not every day bloggers whore themselves out to the highest bidder on the internet.
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really looks like a scene out of naked gun
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i worked at pizza hut in college and this old rear end buster armenian dude kept showing me photos of his daughter because he wanted me to go to armenia and meet her and i guess marry her so his family could come to usa.
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TheReverend posted:i worked at pizza hut in college and this old rear end buster armenian dude kept showing me photos of his daughter because he wanted me to go to armenia and meet her and i guess marry her so his family could come to usa. Why didn't you?
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I prefer to do valuations of my own knowledges, thankses
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Luvcow posted:I was offered $10,000 last night if I married a very nice man's Romanian wife for two years time so they could be reunited in America, and the guy who asked me was going to get $1000 if he found someone to do it. I said no but I'm sure that opportunity is open to others. 10k is a pretty low offer actually. Going rate to the spouse for US citizenship through marriage is closer to 20k these days.
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I hope you offered him a free account Richard, it's the least you can do for all the #VALUE he's going to supply us with.
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TheReverend posted:i worked at pizza hut in college and this old rear end buster armenian dude kept showing me photos of his daughter because he wanted me to go to armenia and meet her and i guess marry her so his family could come to usa. Do you still have his number? I'm asking for myself text me.
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the only thing i love more than content is sponsored content, preferably sponsored branded content
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Demonachizer posted:10k is a pretty low offer actually. Going rate to the spouse for US citizenship through marriage is closer to 20k these days. does your new wife do spousal duties like help you put up christmas decorations and listen about your bad day
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sometimes I laugh really hard and it's those times I'm glad I have protection ![]() ![]()
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hey lowtax in all seriousness have this guy write something banal and publish it as a front page article it would be like meta comedy
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I'm interested in dollar value menu at Mcdonalds, OP
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no Lowtax, I told you before i'm not buying any Mangosteen juice
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This could be the key to SA's fiscal solvency. Plus we would all get THE KNOWLEDGE.
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ask him about his views on the seminal political site lemonparty.org. tell him i'll give him 30 dinars
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TheReverend posted:i worked at pizza hut in college and this old rear end buster armenian dude kept showing me photos of his daughter because he wanted me to go to armenia and meet her and i guess marry her so his family could come to usa. You would have ended up being held for ransom.
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I hope that it is secret, forbidden knowledge, not meant for mortal men To know it is to go mad
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HJE-Cobra posted:I hope that it is secret, forbidden knowledge, not meant for mortal men my friend, bring it, I read the necronomicon on the can ![]()
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I feel closer to Lowtax now that he is posting in RT (Rowdy Trout) on occasion. I watched all those gaminggarbage videos and thought that it would be nice to be his friend. Not sure if I am cool enough but if an ethiopian spammer can do it...
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Toadstrieb posted:I feel closer to Lowtax now that he is posting in RT (Rowdy Trout) on occasion. I watched all those gaminggarbage videos and thought that it would be nice to be his friend. Not sure if I am cool enough but if an ethiopian spammer can do it... Once you reg you're legally obligated to be friends with all SA users, including Lowtax. Upon his death were all to be buried alive with him in a big tomb. Thought everyone knew this. ![]()
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Lowtax posted:If so, this fantastic deal just arrived in my inbox!!! What should I say to him???? Maybe it will be the secrets to fixing archives (HINT: WE ARE WAITING FOR A REPLACEMENT HD TO ARRIVE) lol he thinks SA is a blog
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Kuato posted:Once you reg you're legally obligated to be friends with all SA users, including Lowtax. Upon his death were all to be buried alive with him in a big tomb. Thought everyone knew this. What if one of us has a bigger tomb already built for us? Could CorpseTax be moved to this locale with his army of terracotta goons?
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That Robot posted:lol he thinks SA is a blog I do too.
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Why is this guy not a mod yet
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Dibs on being buried next to his Xbox
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Give him a subforum please
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Hell Yeah posted:god drat. george w bush was so awesome. yeah he owns ![]()
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Kuato posted:Once you reg you're legally obligated to be friends with all SA users, including Lowtax. Upon his death were all to be buried alive with him in a big tomb. Thought everyone knew this. Fine with this as long as Schmorky greets us in the afterlife
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im happy that the forums are goimg to have such value and knowledge, this is a great day
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Kindest regards,
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Broenheim posted:im happy that the forums are goimg to have such value and knowledge, this is a great day forum nirvana is close at hand
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 14:17 |
Make him do an article about butter
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