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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
the two dudes are not loving each other and frankly its disgustign

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Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006
drat, the years have been hard on her. She must be Russian.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
What are your thoughts on #gamergate and cuckolding fetishes OP?

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

a bone to pick posted:

lol at none of you nerd admitting to being the guy in the middle low panels, you're all that guy.

nah that guy looks happy

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

whoflungpoop posted:

the two dudes are not loving each other and frankly its disgustign

im gay

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.
The sad part is that this is what some men actually believe and base thier entire worldview around it.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
What is jerkin' ceo the ceo of

NigelsPoppet
Jul 22, 2015
automatically gay for watching anal porn

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


i'm all the men in the bottom panels and i wish i was retarded like a red piller so i could convince myself my spergism is women's fault

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!

gagelion2 posted:

i think he just put a CEO nametag on his desk

I like that idea. I'm going to steal it.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
If you're not bottom right panel guy u gay

kickascii
Mar 30, 2010
You guys need to stop slut shaming, man up and put a ring on those 33 year old leather skinned ladies with the i heart chad tattoos. See, she even crossed out chad

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark


This one hits close to home for me.

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice

this is me

gagelion2
Dec 8, 2015

by Shine

Network Pesci posted:



This one hits close to home for me.

why did he buy a beer he doesn't like

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Network Pesci posted:



This one hits close to home for me.

Your cigarettes float?

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Network Pesci posted:



This one hits close to home for me.

this hits home for me in the sense that these are the guys who hit me every day and take my lunch money

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006


nice pull-up

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

His eyes they look kinda small ,are they always this small or is it just me seeing things?

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
Did you know that human being is another name for the bassoon? That would be a good thread I think. For someone else to post, obviously.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
"You're almost 33".

You either say you're 32, almost 35 or you're over 30. Why 33? You implying she's due for a Jesus-type event or she's going to be forced to go to Carousel at 33?

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
The butthole looks like a pencil eraser. 1

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Cantaloupe posted:

What is jerkin' ceo the ceo of

jerkin'

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


JediTalentAgent posted:

"You're almost 33".

You either say you're 32, almost 35 or you're over 30. Why 33? You implying she's due for a Jesus-type event or she's going to be forced to go to Carousel at 33?

Maybe she is turning 33 in a couple weeks?

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

a bone to pick posted:

lol at none of you nerd admitting to being the guy in the middle low panels, you're all that guy.

true but the twist is I have a family and am happy

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

JediTalentAgent posted:

"You're almost 33".

You either say you're 32, almost 35 or you're over 30. Why 33? You implying she's due for a Jesus-type event or she's going to be forced to go to Carousel at 33?

shes THIRTY bro. THIRTY. do you know how OLD thirty is

no hymen, no diamond, am i right folks??????

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

a bone to pick posted:

lol at none of you nerd admitting to being the guy in the middle low panels, you're all that guy.

its me

im the middle aged man enjoying video games in my penthouse with a skyline view, coyly winking at the camera

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

As if I'd ever use a controller or play on a console

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

nigga crab pollock posted:

shes THIRTY bro. THIRTY. do you know how OLD thirty is

no hymen, no diamond, am i right folks??????

yeah if you ride horses, or do gymnastics, or have recessive genes you can just march yourself down to the whorehouse

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I like how one guy turned into zombie inspector gadget.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


She wouldn't date me for being short *posts unironically about fat women*

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
Lol if you can't get laid/find a wife.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
anyone can find a spouse, it is just that you cant have anything resembling standards. if you just give up and go after the least pleasant, successful and attractive people around even the jon pops of the world can find someone to be with.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Serious Frolicking posted:

anyone can find a spouse, it is just that you cant have anything resembling standards. if you just give up and go after the least pleasant, successful and attractive people around even the jon pops of the world can find someone to be with.

The unattractive women are the only ones that message first on Tinder.

ricro
Dec 22, 2008
I genuinely had to google to figure out if the comic in the OP was satire or not

Man, I hope that guy eventually got the help he needs

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

SlipkPIe posted:

I genuinely had to google to figure out if the comic in the OP was satire or not

Man, I hope that guy eventually got the help he needs

short rear end bitch probly just needs to get some bone extensions in his legs

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

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Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Why do the PA guys never look happy

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