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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
I had them once on pizza and they just tasted like pure salt. Maybe my pizza was oversalted to begin with or something but it was pretty much inedible so I peeled em off.

Anchovies for salad dressing or tomato sauces are essential though

:synpa:

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Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:
I made some anchovy and garlic broccoli with dinner tonight and it was real good

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

ANNE-chovies or AHN-chovies

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

ExplodingSims posted:

I tried anchovies on pizza while out with my friends, after a lifetime of hating them and seafood in general. It turns out they go quite well on pizza!

what is wrong with you

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

symbolic posted:

ANNE-chovies or AHN-chovies

I say anne-chovies because I'm a dirty midwesterner.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Your Dunkle Sans posted:

I'd give you a decent reply, but your avatar is distracting as all hell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryyZ2A7GBns

10 dollars well spent.

:smuggo:

Mr Funkface
Dec 21, 2009
Buy your own good anchovies and put them on your pizza yourself - you'll know they're good and fresh, not stale pizza place bullshit, and they're much better oily and uncooked than dried out and crispy. Also, and I can't stress this enough, never combine anchovies with olives: sauce, cheese, basil, anchovies. Keep it simple.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I'm allergic to fish, so I think it should be illegal for others to enjoy. #feelthebern

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Mr Funkface posted:

Buy your own good anchovies and put them on your pizza yourself - you'll know they're good and fresh, not stale pizza place bullshit, and they're much better oily and uncooked than dried out and crispy. Also, and I can't stress this enough, never combine anchovies with olives: sauce, cheese, basil, anchovies. Keep it simple.

I love to put salty anchovies on my Italian Style Pizza Pie.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Prav posted:

i enjoy anchovies in Jansons frestelse

those are actually sprats

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

How come no one puts sardines on pizza?

Fintilgin
Sep 29, 2004

Fintilgin sweeps!
I like jalapeno and anchovy pizza.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

caesar salad with anchovies owns FUCKIN BONES

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

OctoberBlues posted:

Try some anchovy and sauerkraut pizza my man, it will blow your mind.

your breath smells like the graveyard where happiness is buried

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

Mange Mite posted:

those are actually sprats

take it up with livsmedelsverket, buddy. or whoever it is that decides trade names.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

were you putting salt on your pizza before?

symbolic posted:

for a real treat, put live anchovies on your pizza

i can imagine the asian fusion restaurant where you do this and i'm way into i

im gaye posted:

you are now ready for these things



none of these items looks that weird, can you fill me in on what i'm looking at

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Get an abortion immediately op.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I don't think I've ever had anchovies before, and now I want to try some. What's the best way of doing that, buying a can and eating them on some crackers?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Wanamingo posted:

I don't think I've ever had anchovies before, and now I want to try some. What's the best way of doing that, buying a can and eating them on some crackers?

This would be akin to smearing a full teaspoon of vegemite on a cracker.

Put one on something you like with salt.

Make a salad, make a ceaser or oil and vinegar dressing

If you open a can and just eat one, you'll be in for a salty surprise.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

VendaGoat posted:

This would be akin to smearing a full teaspoon of vegemite on a cracker.

Put one on something you like with salt.

Make a salad, make a ceaser or oil and vinegar dressing

If you open a can and just eat one, you'll be in for a salty surprise.

I put salt and pepper on my eggs. Should I put anchovies and pepper on my eggs?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

BigBoss posted:

I put salt and pepper on my eggs. Should I put anchovies and pepper on my eggs?

I think scrambled eggs and anchovies sounds delicious.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

BigBoss posted:

I put salt and pepper on my eggs. Should I put anchovies and pepper on my eggs?

People put sardines on them. :confused:

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

sounds like you'd want to put like 1/4 an anchovy on, unless you're eating the whole dozen at once like a zygote vacuum

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
i'd rather stick them in my ears

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

none of these items looks that weird, can you fill me in on what i'm looking at

anchovy + olive + pickle + garlic + pickle onion + stick

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

OctoberBlues posted:

How come no one puts sardines on pizza?

Because they're not salty enough to go well with pineapple.

El Duderino
Mar 28, 2003

If you're not into that whole brevity thing..
loving lame the big pizza chains don't offer anchovies... But whenever I order from the smaller more local joints, better believe I get my 'chovie on.

You young kids can use that, 'chovie. Pretty soon ya'll will be telling the world how you just got your 'chovie on.

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004
I like pizza.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Nick Rivers posted:

I like pizza.

that's a bold statement

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i liked bounce fwiw

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Mr Funkface posted:

Buy your own good anchovies and put them on your pizza yourself - you'll know they're good and fresh, not stale pizza place bullshit, and they're much better oily and uncooked than dried out and crispy. Also, and I can't stress this enough, never combine anchovies with olives: sauce, cheese, basil, anchovies. Keep it simple.

But I put my own anchovies on pizza already. :confused:

And what's wrong with anchovies and olives? I like green olives on pizza, is that ok?

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

were you putting salt on your pizza before?

Yes, but I'm also a weirdo who enjoys ketchup on cold Domino's pizza slices too, so I'm not the best source of pizza wisdom. :shrug:

El Duderino posted:

loving lame the big pizza chains don't offer anchovies... But whenever I order from the smaller more local joints, better believe I get my 'chovie on.

You young kids can use that, 'chovie. Pretty soon ya'll will be telling the world how you just got your 'chovie on.

Domino's does, at least.

Teriyaki Koinku fucked around with this message at 11:30 on Jan 19, 2016

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Your Dunkle Sans posted:

But I put my own anchovies on pizza already. :confused:

And what's wrong with anchovies and olives? I like green olives on pizza, is that ok?

it sure is, why..theres some anchovies and olvies over here friend...*gestures tward unfathomably deep,foulsmelling pit*

Bimmi
Nov 8, 2009


someday
but not today
you can bring your own anchovies, you know.

it's not like they take up that much room.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*smiles,nods invitingly towards abyss bored to infinity in the fabric of hell*

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

a bone to pick posted:

I gave my cat some anchovies one time and she got super excited and happy. Now I can only see 'chovies as a bourgeoisie cat treat.

man, cats have enough kidney problems naturally without feeding them delicious fish salt. cats are stupid, they dont know that it is bad for them.

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

Serious Frolicking posted:

cats are stupid, they dont know that it is bad for them.

as a goon i'm not gonna claim any superiority here w.r.t. unhealthy delicious fish salt consumption

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Prav posted:

as a goon i'm not gonna claim any superiority here w.r.t. unhealthy delicious fish salt consumption

i eat things knowing they are terrible for me and that i am significantly increasing my chances of various health problems later in life. i only advocate treating pets better than humans because i want all the pets to be happy and healthy and all the humans including myself to die.

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

it's a bit hosed up to impose better discipline on an animal than you do on yourself but at the same time not doing so would also be hosed up. either way taking good care of your pets is very important.

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Kekeke!
Nov 5, 2003

"Jesus christ man where did all these koreans come from!"
chovies, capers, and maybe some basil is objectively the best pizza.

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