MLS March GDT: your team is already a dumpster fire

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Poonior Toilett: Aug 21, 2004; m'lady

Red bulls can't finish for poo poo

# ? Mar 6, 2016 20:20

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 22:00

Simone Poodoin: Jun 26, 2003; Che storia figata, ragazzo!

First goal and first shocking refereeing of the season lol

# ? Mar 6, 2016 20:20

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Thassa pen

# ? Mar 6, 2016 20:21

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

Simone Poodoin posted:

First goal and first shocking refereeing of the season lol

The Orlando City one, right? Was that super offside, or am I wrong?

# ? Mar 6, 2016 20:23

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Paddyb posted:

Thassa pen

I don't know how much more obvious pulling someone by the shirt can be.

# ? Mar 6, 2016 20:23

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

MechaFrogzilla posted:

The Orlando City one, right? Was that super offside, or am I wrong?

Gilberto got pulled back in the box

# ? Mar 6, 2016 20:24

Simone Poodoin: Jun 26, 2003; Che storia figata, ragazzo!

MechaFrogzilla posted:

The Orlando City one, right? Was that super offside, or am I wrong?

The missed offside call followed by missed penalty call for the Fire, maybe (and likely) there have been more elsewhere!

# ? Mar 6, 2016 20:24

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

Jermaine Dildoe posted:

Red bulls can't finish for poo poo

Good thing Toronto are just bad.

# ? Mar 6, 2016 20:27

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Two bad defenses

# ? Mar 6, 2016 20:27

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Oh poo poo NYCFC still suck

# ? Mar 6, 2016 20:29

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

And a red for RSL.

Nice hair, Brek.

# ? Mar 6, 2016 20:31

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

I'm loving this NYFC high line with old dead Pirlo in front of it.

# ? Mar 6, 2016 20:33

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

Goal for RSL off a questionable penalty!

# ? Mar 6, 2016 20:36

Simone Poodoin: Jun 26, 2003; Che storia figata, ragazzo!

lmao that Fire defending

MLS owns

# ? Mar 6, 2016 20:38

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

That is the most Chicago Fire goal the Chicago Fire could possibly have conceded.

# ? Mar 6, 2016 20:39

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Why is Sean Johnson on the bench ffs

# ? Mar 6, 2016 20:39

Tigren: Oct 3, 2003

Paddyb posted:

Why is Sean Johnson on the bench ffs

He's broken isn't he?

# ? Mar 6, 2016 20:41

Simone Poodoin: Jun 26, 2003; Che storia figata, ragazzo!

Fire bad

# ? Mar 6, 2016 20:45

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Tigren posted:

He's broken isn't he?

I thinks he's just back but this new guy is bad as just shown there

# ? Mar 6, 2016 20:45

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

Tigren posted:

He's broken isn't he?

If you're fit enough to be on the bench you're fit enough to play.

# ? Mar 6, 2016 20:45

Shammypants: May 25, 2004; Let me tell you about true luxury.

The Chicago rebuild is just going to need 1-2 more seasons to kick in

# ? Mar 6, 2016 20:55

Drunk Canuck: Jan 9, 2010; Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

I gotta say Endoh hasn't looked outclassed so far, dare I hope he can turn into a quality player?!

# ? Mar 6, 2016 21:00

Hello Towel: Aug 9, 2010

I genuinely think Paunovic is a good coach and the right guy to turn the team around. He's already got players buying into his style; you can see the difference in strategy compared to last year even in this first game of the season.

But my fellow Fire fans are fooling themselves thinking it's going to happen in one season, much less one preseason + half of one game. poo poo takes time. As I said in the other thread, I'm just looking to finish above the Wooden Spoon.

That said, the defending in this game. :psyduck:

# ? Mar 6, 2016 21:01

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

I'm ready for my Union shaped dumpster fire to start

# ? Mar 6, 2016 21:03

Fucitol: May 8, 2005; Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam

Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nApazedQ7-E

# ? Mar 6, 2016 21:10

Drunk Canuck: Jan 9, 2010; Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Fuuuuck

# ? Mar 6, 2016 21:12

Shammypants: May 25, 2004; Let me tell you about true luxury.

Everyone laugh at Houston

# ? Mar 6, 2016 21:13

Hello Towel: Aug 9, 2010

hahahahah Chicago picked the defender's pocket on a goal kick and scored

# ? Mar 6, 2016 21:15

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Also the NYCFC defense

# ? Mar 6, 2016 21:15

EvilHawk: Sep 15, 2009; LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

I've only started watching the second half of Fire v City and god is it awful

# ? Mar 6, 2016 21:15

Tigren: Oct 3, 2003

It was nice of the San Jose fans to show up dressed as stadium chairs

# ? Mar 6, 2016 21:16

Visual Sneeze: Mar 4, 2008; Rose City 'til I die!

Parking my rear end down in 103, ready to watch some loving MLS soccer. And yet, part of me wishes I was at home playing Rocket League.

# ? Mar 6, 2016 21:17

Drunk Canuck: Jan 9, 2010; Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

GIOVINCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL :toot:

A NEW GOAL CAMPAIGN BEGINS

# ? Mar 6, 2016 21:18

Hello Towel: Aug 9, 2010

Accam has thrown away two good chances already this half.

# ? Mar 6, 2016 21:18

EvilHawk: Sep 15, 2009; LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Head injuries in the box apparently don't call for stopping the match?

# ? Mar 6, 2016 21:18

Fucitol: May 8, 2005; Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam

Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

Visual Sneeze posted:

Parking my rear end down in 103, ready to watch some loving MLS soccer. And yet, part of me wishes I was at home playing Rocket League.

Peak MLS fan.txt right here and the season has barely begun.

# ? Mar 6, 2016 21:18

ShutteredIn: Mar 24, 2005; El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

Houston is absolute garbage

# ? Mar 6, 2016 21:18

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

just rolled out of bed at 3pm and revs already have a goal within the first 10 minutes. nice. nice.

# ? Mar 6, 2016 21:20

Akileese: Feb 6, 2005

Endo had no shot at that ball and Lawrence just bowled into him in the clumsiest way possible. Nice of RBNY to kick me in the dick for expecting them to not be poo poo for once.

# ? Mar 6, 2016 21:20

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 22:00

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

Visual Sneeze posted:

Parking my rear end down in 103, ready to watch some loving MLS soccer. And yet, part of me wishes I was at home playing Rocket League.

You should just kill yourself instead, maybe overdose on truvada, so we don't have to read your posts.

# ? Mar 6, 2016 21:21

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