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mods rename please to 'cruz climax' tia could also be the name of a shot i guess
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Mar 25, 2016 16:59
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does ted cruz actually have a penis or does he use his pseudopod as a crude phallus?
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Mar 25, 2016 17:16
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name thread: Cuban Mistress Crisis yes i stole this from the gip current events thread sue me ted suez
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Mar 25, 2016 17:21
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TROIKA CURES GREEK posted:mods rename please to 'cruz climax' tia It's just a glass filled with lukewarm spit.
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Mar 25, 2016 17:30
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Thump! posted:It's just a glass filled with lukewarm spit. A single, inch-long tonsil stone.
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Mar 25, 2016 17:33
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melted wax poured into a shot of everclear
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Mar 25, 2016 17:33
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I really hope this puts an end to Cruz's campaign. 
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Mar 25, 2016 17:50
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Pierogi posted:melted wax poured into a shot of everclear bar toilet water seasoned with booth scrapings
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Spiky Ooze posted:I really hope this puts an end to Cruz's campaign. I actually wish Trump had paid the National Enquirer to run the article. At least it would make him live up to one of his you better watch out threats.
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Mar 25, 2016 18:05
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jesus gently caress the theme of this election literally is cuc.k
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etalian posted:I actually wish Trump had paid the National Enquirer to run the article. It's not beyond the realm of possibility that Trump influenced this. It's rumored that Cruz's infidelity was semi-known but media outlets wouldn't run the story because he's the best chance of unseating Trump.
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Mar 25, 2016 18:29
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Toadvine posted:It's not beyond the realm of possibility that Trump influenced this. It's rumored that Cruz's infidelity was semi-known but media outlets wouldn't run the story because he's the best chance of unseating Trump. but one of the women mentioned works for him
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Mar 25, 2016 20:19
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Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:does ted cruz actually have a penis or does he use his pseudopod as a crude phallus? I envision he has an ovipositor
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Mar 25, 2016 20:52
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Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:does ted cruz actually have a penis or does he use his pseudopod as a crude phallus? have you ever seen the 1988 remake of the blob?
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Mar 25, 2016 21:03
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lol https://twitter.com/jdelreal/status/713436866918412289
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Mar 25, 2016 21:08
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Mar 25, 2016 21:11
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Trump: The National Enquirer says lots of crazy things but look at how they were right on things like John Edwards?
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Mar 25, 2016 21:12
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Proper response to this from Cruz (which will of course never happen): "I appreciate that I have the hope and confidence of Mr. Trump with regards to this baseless scandal."
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Mar 25, 2016 21:16
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Cephalocidal posted:Proper response to this from Cruz (which will of course never happen): "I appreciate that I have the hope and confidence of Mr. Trump with regards to this baseless scandal." don't use the word scandal in your own response! Ya fired
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Mar 25, 2016 21:30
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It would be pretty glorious if Trump not only beats Cruz but utterly destroys any prospects he has of a future political career.
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Mar 25, 2016 22:11
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Helsing posted:It would be pretty glorious if Trump not only beats Cruz but utterly destroys any prospects he has of a future political career. same but also hillary
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Mar 25, 2016 22:14
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Well that can be taken for granted. What would Hilary possibly do after losing to Trump? Buy the presidency of some tiny Caribbean island? Start lobbying to become Secretary General of the UN?
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Mar 25, 2016 22:23
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I dunno just spitballing here, continue to make millions in the private sector?
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Mar 25, 2016 22:27
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wtf does spilling the beans even mean?
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Mar 26, 2016 00:21
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only hobos and mexicans eat beans
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Harald posted:wtf does spilling the beans even mean? Like when you have a container of beans and you drop it or it tips over of whatever. Now there's a lot of beans all over the place that your paid servants must pick up for you.
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Mar 26, 2016 00:22
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Shakenbaker posted:Like when you have a container of beans and you drop it or it tips over of whatever. Now there's a lot of beans all over the place that your paid servants must pick up for you. never happend because i'm not mexican
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Mar 26, 2016 00:25
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black beans in a burrito are amazing and only the sort of person who orders chicken fingers at a nice restaurant would dismiss beans.
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Baloogan posted:name thread: Cuban Mistress Crisis Ted Cruz Glenda Beck Mitzy Romney Candy Wrappers Zoe DeAckeler and Caitlyn Jenner IN The Cuban Mistress Crisis (or: Canadian Makin' Bacon) This film is not yet rated.
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Mar 26, 2016 00:55
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wait did tex crud gently caress amanda carpenter or katrina pearson
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Mar 26, 2016 01:52
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Aliquid posted:wait did tex crud gently caress amanda carpenter or katrina pearson He hosed them all. Banging Katrina pearson means he's now Trump's eskimo brother
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Mar 26, 2016 01:53
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etalian posted:eskimo brother i learned a word today i also learned i have an eskimo brother, neat edit 2
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Mar 26, 2016 01:59
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would you go where a cruz missile has boldly gone before?
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despite being surrounded by hundreds, 'cruz for president' banners all around, ted never felt so alone. the crowd kept counting down, 'EIGHT- SEVEN- SIX!' 'this year' Cruz whispered to himself 'THREE- TWO- ONE!' 'this is the year Ted will gently caress'
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