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Skyl3lazer posted:As we all know, Hillary Rodham Clinton is responsible for the deaths of at least 5 people. I believe that she has used these deaths plus her own dark magic to secure her everlasting reign of terror in the form of several Horcruxes. Why do I imagine your voice sounding like what I imagine the malkavian from VTMB would sound like? Anyway, one of her horcruxes is obviously Trump's hair, because she knows it will be closely guarded. As evidenced by his slow descent into madness.
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 21:33 |
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She's the American Baba Yaga, so she probably went old school. Her phylactery (you loving children goddamn) is in a stone in a bird in a fox whose location is stored in a box in Panama.
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 22:25 |
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Peztopiary posted:She's the American Baba Yaga, so she probably went old school. Her phylactery (you loving children goddamn) is in a stone in a bird in a fox whose location is stored in a box in Panama. Phylacteries are garbage because you can only have one.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 00:23 |
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ChristopherRobin posted:Phylacteries are garbage because you can only have one. You know what you do if you're smart? Take a shimmering crystal, bring it to a crypt full of unspeakable horrors and set it on a heavily trapped pedestal behind a thick iron door. Make that door your phylactery.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 00:30 |
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Please don't forget about Ron Brown
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 00:35 |
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Quiet Feet posted:You know what you do if you're smart? Take a shimmering crystal, bring it to a crypt full of unspeakable horrors and set it on a heavily trapped pedestal behind a thick iron door. Make that door your phylactery. What if they destroy the door to get to the crystal?
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 00:54 |
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Skyl3lazer posted:TODO: Investigate if wizards can store magic on the internet. Maybe horcruxes in missing emails? Can you email a horcrux, download as attachment?
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 01:46 |
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The Kingfish posted:What if they destroy the door to get to the crystal? You'd need to hide the key somewhere they'd be sure to find it. In a big, important chest guarded by terrible monsters.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 01:50 |
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was every harry potter bad guy a slytherin j k rowling is a hack
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 02:16 |
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Relin posted:was every harry potter bad guy a slytherin I dunno check her twitter for a rolling list of addendums
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 02:18 |
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Relin posted:was every harry potter bad guy a slytherin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94B0s9uXejg&t=85s
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 02:26 |
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Huma is the keeper of the keys and holder of the 7th shard of the Chappaqua crystal
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 03:26 |
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Quiet Feet posted:You'd need to hide the key somewhere they'd be sure to find it. In a big, important chest guarded by terrible monsters. you'll need to place the chest in a passage in before the door, or else they'll just blast through the door first
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:29 |
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A Voyager space probe. Except actually: Deki posted:Hillary : Vetinari
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 11:00 |
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9/11 and Benghazi are the horcruxes
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 11:25 |
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Alucard Nacirema posted:9/11 and Benghazi are the horcruxes Maybe the towers were Horcruxes and actually OBL was the hero of the story??? It happened like that in Wicked I think
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 14:45 |
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Jewel Repetition posted:Cruz: Double Slytherin Nah, the hat just screamed "Aughh take me off take me off of this slimy head"
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 18:20 |
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Cruz is a squib
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# ? Apr 29, 2016 12:40 |
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Deki posted:Hillary : Vetinari
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 04:13 |
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The Kingfish posted:
FTFY
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 07:31 |