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My favorite Trump story is how he conned Chevrolet into giving him 3 custom Trump Edition Cadillac Limos. He designed the interior and kept making them redo it over and over again until he was happy. They gave him the three cars and waited for him to order and purchase a hundred of them like he promised but he just never did.
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Tipping and circumcisions will be made illegal paving a path for a healthier, ethically superior society
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Jun 2, 2016 12:56
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lol when he plays a straight bat and is boring. Then since the world didn't implode, is voted in for a second term 
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Jun 2, 2016 13:26
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kikkelivelho posted:Tipping and circumcisions will be made illegal paving a path for a healthier, ethically superior society lol if you dont think trump will lower the min wage and say "tipping" will cover it
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Jun 2, 2016 13:39
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Whenever I think of Trump, I remember this front page article from 2010 and think about how it's much funnier when it's satire http://www.somethingawful.com/news/bolton-president-2012/
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FlimFlam Imam posted:My favorite Trump story is how he conned Chevrolet into giving him 3 custom Trump Edition Cadillac Limos. He designed the interior and kept making them redo it over and over again until he was happy. They gave him the three cars and waited for him to order and purchase a hundred of them like he promised but he just never did. This is classic behavior of someone who got rich through no fault of their own. A belief that they are a magic person that can get whatever they want. Constantly moving the goal posts and criticizing others. Then, once the goal is met, renege and pretend that there never was a deal.
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Trump is loud obnoxious and opiniated - like Americans Trump is dumb and dangerous - like a hillbilly patriot basically Trump has too much money and spends it badly - sounds like the US Treasury to me Trump doesn't mean what he says, sinks to the lowest common denominator and has mass popular support - kinda like the reality TV bollocks the US of A has infected the entire loving universe with Yes America deserves an idiot clown at POTUS - after all, the country is FULL of idiot clowns God Bless Trump and God Bless America
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Jun 2, 2016 13:55
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I can't decide if Trump will turn the US into a post apocalypse or if it will be some sort of cyber punk sprawl like in Neuromancer. Either way, those are my two favorite video game settings so I'm legitimately hyped.
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mostlygray posted:This is classic behavior of someone who got rich through no fault of their own. A belief that they are a magic person that can get whatever they want. Constantly moving the goal posts and criticizing others. Then, once the goal is met, renege and pretend that there never was a deal. Except what if they really do get whatever they want? What if it works?
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Jun 2, 2016 14:05
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Alan Smithee posted:lol if you dont think trump will lower the min wage and say "tipping" will cover it I don't actually Trump's protectionist policies will also give the worlds largest economy title back to america
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Jun 2, 2016 14:44
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trump will print out a giant playing card with his face on it as his own version of teddy's big stick
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Jun 2, 2016 15:07
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Trump is loud obnoxious and opiniated - like Americans nice try but britain is the origin of the reality tv plague
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Jun 2, 2016 15:14
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trump will end unemployment by offering his 3 day gold elite real estate package at just $29,995
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Jun 2, 2016 15:31
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Ape Fist posted:Gold is tacky as poo poo and dad-tier as gently caress tbh. Trump is americas dad
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Jun 2, 2016 15:32
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I for one welcome our new gilded empire
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Jun 2, 2016 15:38
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Ape Fist posted:Gold is tacky as poo poo and dad-tier as gently caress tbh. I'm sure President Trump appreciates your decorating advice.
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future photoshop threads using source images of him doing zany things
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Jun 2, 2016 16:10
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brand new luxury torture prison with solid gold waterboarding tables and all the guards will be hot ladies showing lots of cleavage. he'll show it off in his new hit tv series "celebrity waterboarding" starring rosie o'donnell.
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Trump is loud obnoxious and opiniated - like Americans This is a good and true post. Go Trump!
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Jun 3, 2016 01:04
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All universities will become Trump University.
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Jun 3, 2016 01:49
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Universitrump will become the official term for post secondary institutions.
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Jun 3, 2016 01:51
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Build wall remove taco.
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If you build they won't come
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I don't trust trump to keep the Wu-Tang secret.  It will be like "Oh and the Wu-Tang secret is-" *video feed cuts, his name is never spoken again on broadcast media* Also, lol when he bankrupts America to build Maginot line 2.0 all the way up the west coast and the traffickers still bring people in through like, Seattle. Bluemillion fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Jun 3, 2016 |
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Jun 3, 2016 02:26
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wow his hands really are tiny
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I really just want him to appoint incredibly obnoxious rear end in a top hat celebrities to his cabinet and sell it as a 24/7 reality show on newly created national broadcast station with all ad revenue going into the general fund.
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A funny + true Trump thing is that he wants a law which would make banks share the risk of student loans for social science degrees. IOW, banks won't loan you 80 grand to get a _____ studies degree ne more because its an awful investment and you should know better.
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I think Trump is in agreement with the Geto Boys policy of letting a ho be a ho, so I'm down with that
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Jun 3, 2016 04:20
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trump will replace all car tires with better, higher quality car tires. and he will finally legalize it! (racism)
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Jun 3, 2016 04:22
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420. Shredded cheese is banned nationwide
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Best Giraffe posted:420. Shredded cheese is banned nationwide This guarantees he would be assassinated by my gf
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Jun 3, 2016 04:28
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your girlfriend refuses to do her part in making America grate again. she is an enemy of the people and you must do what needs to be done
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Best Giraffe posted:your girlfriend refuses to do her part in making America grate again. she is an enemy of the people and you must do what needs to be done Sorry. She's a fan of cheese, not politics.
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Jun 3, 2016 04:32
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we'll get to hear a totally new frequency of screeching from the alt right when he loses to a lizard person
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At some point there's going to be another civil war, or something like it Because the division between complete idiot Americans and the rest of us is getting pretty big I'm looking forward to it
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trump will end the drought in california through the power of brand recognition
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gnarlyhotep posted:Sorry. She's a fan of cheese, not politics. is your girlfriend  ?
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mdm posted:is your girlfriend nah she's more  but I understand where you're coming from
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gnarlyhotep posted:At some point there's going to be another civil war, or something like it
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He'll murder all non-whites and poors
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