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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:how is it that we survived for thousands of years just drinking up dank as poo poo river water from wherever but now we can't barely look at it without making GBS threads out our guts Because we live in a super clean society and we know to avoid dirty water, rotten food and wash our hands all the time. So our immune systems are weak. Try visiting India for a couple weeks and you will be incredibly sick if you drink the water, eat street food or even take a shower. But the locals do fine.
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:i would be willing to bet that it was common knowledge back then to not drink still or slow moving water Also most people drank beer or tea, both of which are boiled, or else from wells
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we eat a bunch of processed bullshit now as well so our digestive systems can't handle things like they used to. or so i've heard.
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Jul 8, 2016 01:08
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my cat had giardia when i got him from the shelter. maybe you two should chat about it sometime, op
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Jul 8, 2016 01:21
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I like to keep my immune system strong by eating dead pigeons and drinking pond water, seems to work pretty well so far
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In college I did web server support overnight. There was a Whataburger across the street and one night I got the chicken strips. I was ripping long, rancid, burning hot, silent farts all night long. I mean 10+ seconds per release. I was the only one there. Near the end of my shift, the sales team, who occupied the other half of our office, arrived, and one of the women noted that the office had a pleasant smell of onions. I laughed my rear end off on the way home.
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Jul 8, 2016 01:25
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How long has it been since the RSF (taeek a hike) got R'ed on?
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Dave_Indeed posted:I farted on the couch the other day and it smelled terrible. I kept working on my engineer work for another 30 mintues or so before I got up to go take a piss and my rear end felt like it was covered in astro glide. Ain't just olds man, I had that happen the week before I started 6th grade. I took a pee and felt a little fart squeak out. Half hour later I smelled something nasty and when I stood up my rear end felt wet. I'd squeezed out a dark, plasticy turd and a whole buncha fluid. I panicked and hid my underwear in the trash and spilled something on my shorts to make the stain plausible in my panicked 6th grader mind.
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Jul 8, 2016 01:33
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I had diarrhoea for 30 days once. That was lovely. But I enjoyed the saline drip. That was invigorating.
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:I like to keep my immune system strong by eating dead pigeons and drinking pond water, seems to work pretty well so far How powerful are your farts? I've been eating dead rats and drinking mountain dew, but I'm not sure I'm getting any stronger, so I'm thinking about a multivitamin.
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Jul 8, 2016 03:09
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Beaver fever is the best nickname for any disease.
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Dave_Indeed posted:I farted on the couch the other day and it smelled terrible. I kept working on my engineer work for another 30 mintues or so before I got up to go take a piss and my rear end felt like it was covered in astro glide. Whelp this thread is a 5!! Anyways my last worst shits were just some form of stomach flu where i was sploding out my rear end in a top hat with a whole lot of force, had some serious vector on my bung blasts. Sometimes our bungers betray us...
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quote:Giardia is a microscopic parasite that causes the diarrheal illness known as giardiasis. Giardia (also known as Giardia intestinalis, Giardia lamblia, or Giardia duodenalis) is found on surfaces or in soil, food, or water that has been contaminated with feces (poop) from infected humans or animals. you nasty
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Jul 8, 2016 04:25
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feces (poop)
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Jul 8, 2016 04:43
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you can also get it from brushing your teeth with mexican tap water its fine after the cramps
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when i was kid my daddo would say don't drink the crick water son u'll get the beaver fever but i did it anyone way and still love dick sorry daddo double sorry
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Pawn 17 posted:Because we live in a super clean society and we know to avoid dirty water, rotten food and wash our hands all the time. So our immune systems are weak. Try visiting India for a couple weeks and you will be incredibly sick if you drink the water, eat street food or even take a shower. But the locals do fine. People also used to just DIE like, a LOT lol You'd have 14 kids and 8 would make it to early adulthood and 4 would have kids of their own, everyone else caught the vapors or buttweasels or got drafted into lord fartington's army to go attack all the slightly different people across the river, or got impaled on some horrifying farmyard contraption and stumbled around missing teeth and limbs Everyone just shrugged and tossed you in the corpse pile
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Jul 8, 2016 05:05
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like when i'm in colorado and the creek is moving fast and icey cold from glacial/snow melt is it really not safe to drink because i always thought it was slow moving and or tepid water that caused butt issues?!
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Jul 8, 2016 05:06
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I also had no Idea that my rum habit was infested with some sort of poo parasite!
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they need to invent smellovision i dont disbelieve you op i just like to judge for myslef
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my uncle danham took 3 giardia last xmas and hsi boner never stopped until his heart did
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social vegan posted:my uncle danham took 3 giardia last xmas and hsi boner never stopped until his heart did
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whenever i get diarrhoea i feel really cleansed and refreshed. its like natures enema
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RaceBannon posted:whenever i get diarrhoea i feel really cleansed and refreshed. its like natures enema
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a hole-y ghost posted:I've had diarrhea for like a week and it doesn't feel that cleansing having a bunch of mucus and glop spurting out of my butthole better out than in
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Jul 9, 2016 03:59
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I've had plenty of giardiniera in the past and I never got sick 
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i started adding a fresh seranno pepper to my eggs every morning about a month ago but apparently it took until today for my guts to rebel. i spent the day feeling the fiery eggs ever so slowly squeezing their way into my large intestine, bit by bit, like a reverse magma enema worming its way towards my rear end in a top hat. then each of the ten times i poo poo out some of that satanic rear end river it felt like my sphincter was grinding itself deep into a plate of molten glass shards. the agony finally stopped around 4pm so I celebrated with a burger topped with bacon, egg, whole grain mustard and a serrano pepper. i am not a clever man.
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Mexican Deathgasm posted:i started adding a fresh seranno pepper to my eggs every morning about a month ago but apparently it took until today for my guts to rebel. i spent the day feeling the fiery eggs ever so slowly squeezing their way into my large intestine, bit by bit, like a reverse magma enema worming its way towards my rear end in a top hat. then each of the ten times i poo poo out some of that satanic rear end river it felt like my sphincter was grinding itself deep into a plate of molten glass shards. your username/av combo loving owns i may have said this before...
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Zippy the Bummer posted:your username/av combo loving owns thanks, some awesomely talented goon made the av for me
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RaceBannon posted:I had diarrhoea for 30 days once. That was lovely. But I enjoyed the saline drip. That was invigorating. Same. My doctor wouldn't do anything because it Wasn't Bacterial. It took me about a month to go to another doctor who also didn't do anything but at least gave me a saline drip (after passing out at work (a kindergarten (on parents visiting day))). So I'm still a carrier???
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When a river gets in u, it needs to get out -First Nations proverb 3:16
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I used to drink streams all the time as a kid because what else is there to do in the suburbs besides ride bikes and piss in each others mouths?
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Why can't poo poo like this and mosquitoes become endangered instead of beautiful mammals ?? gently caress invertebrates, parasites and anything without warm blood to HELL !!
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Jul 9, 2016 13:38
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it's better to have an empty house than a bad tenant
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Don't waste this opportunity for some exception solo dutch oven action. Go find a nice heavy quilt and cover yourself with it. Enjoy your odors.
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Do you still have beaver fever op?
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:we eat a bunch of processed bullshit now as well so our digestive systems can't handle things like they used to. or so i've heard. or so midwestern facebook moms would have you believe Mexican Deathgasm posted:i started adding a fresh seranno pepper to my eggs every morning about a month ago but apparently it took until today for my guts to rebel. i spent the day feeling the fiery eggs ever so slowly squeezing their way into my large intestine, bit by bit, like a reverse magma enema worming its way towards my rear end in a top hat. then each of the ten times i poo poo out some of that satanic rear end river it felt like my sphincter was grinding itself deep into a plate of molten glass shards. this is it, the ultimate post and username combo shut the forums down
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the beaver fever i have in mind leaves a good taste in my mouth
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sorry to hear about that OP hope you get well soon
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:I would highly recommend not getting creek water into your mouth while swimming. Other than nuclear green runs your farts will smell like rotting corpses and rotten eggs. May god have mercy on the soul of the next person who walks into my office unannounced. Giardia you say? In a creek? 
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