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Febreeze posted:Then He should Toxx himself that if the Texans go under .500 that he will actually enforce toxxes I was gonna say it doesn't matter what he toxxes because he won't do it anyways but this also works
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DJExile posted:lmao Yes.
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Chichevache posted:Yes. awesome   If Bowling Green loses by less than 2 TDs to Ohio State, I will donate $25 to the Southern Poverty Law Center in Wheez's memory. If Bowling Green somehow beats Ohio State, I will double that donation to $50. If Bowling Green beats Toledo for the first time in 7 years I will send another $25 to the SPLC. If Bowling Green wins the MAC East again I will send another $25 to the SPLC. If Bowling Green wins the MAC Championship I will send another $25 to the SPLC. Also any win over an AP top 25 ranked opponent will add $25. I'll have it all totaled up and make one donation after the MAC Championship (or after we're eliminated from contention for it).
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For every concussion suffered by a player this year, I will donate $1 to concussion research. Doesn't sound like much but last year 199 players got concussed, and poo poo, it's a lot more money than the NFL is apparently willing to spend on research. I will donate this once they post the numbers at the end of the season, they usually do this before the Super Bowl.
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If the Texans win the Superbowl I will allow a chat thread
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Intruder posted:If the Texans win the Superbowl I will allow a chat thread Go Twilight Vampire QB and the Houston Watts.
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Cavauro posted:╦╦╦╦╦╦▄▀▀▀▀▀▀▄╦╦╦╦╦╦ Cleverly written to avoid the post season I see
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If the Niners put together a winning season somehow I will be very surprised.
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If the Lions lose to the Bears in Chicago, I'll give $100 to the Illinois ACLU. If the Lions lose to the Bears in Detroit, I'll give $200 to the Illinois ACLU. If the Lions get swept by the Bears, I'll give $300 to the Illinois ACLU. If the Lions sweep the Bears, I will continue to laugh at the stupid Bears.
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If the Packers go 0-3 at home against the NFC North again this year, ban me
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If the Jaguars beat the Chiefs this season, I will carry on the PB vision that he once had. Alex Smith will feel my fury of angry typing on SomethingAwful messageboard. If the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, I will eat like Andy Reid in celebration.
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LiquidFriend posted:If the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, I will eat like Andy Reid in celebration. Like once or for a set amount of time? I mean once is pretty easy, go to Jack Stack and get a mess of food and eat as much as you can. But if you go for a week or two having that every night for dinner that could get rough.
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Grittybeard posted:Like once or for a set amount of time? I mean once is pretty easy, go to Jack Stack and get a mess of food and eat as much as you can. But if you go for a week or two having that every night for dinner that could get rough. Good question.
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Eat 7,000 calories a day for a week and show us photos of your meals
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4 RING SHRIMP posted:
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Pron on VHS posted:Eat 7,000 calories a day for a week and show us photos of your meals
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LiquidFriend posted:How I am going to consume 7,000 calories a day will be a fun challenge. To the Cheesecake Factory
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Metapod posted:To the Cheesecake Factory TFF Offseason, much like time, is a flat circle.
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LiquidFriend posted:How I am going to consume 7,000 calories a day will be a fun challenge. Probably with your mouth, numbnuts.
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LiquidFriend posted:How I am going to consume 7,000 calories a day will be a fun challenge. I see a loop hole here. Technically you should be consuming 7000 kilocalories a day. Let's keep it sharp, people.
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gently caress it, let's go. If the Denver Broncos win the division, I will change my avatar to the Broncos logo, along with red text proclaiming them the greatest team in the west, or something similar. If the Denver Broncos win the Super Bowl, I'll change my avatar to something appropriate (say, John Elway loving Al Davis' corpse, may need a hand with that) with red text proclaiming my undying love of the Broncos and how I love taking it from both ends from Von Miller and Peyton Manning.
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If Tom Brady is benched for Jimmy G I will get a tattoo of Brady as crying jesus:
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LiquidFriend posted:How I am going to consume 7,000 calories a day will be a fun challenge. Go to a Packers game
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NC-17 posted:If Tom Brady is benched for Jimmy G I will get a tattoo of Brady as crying jesus: Make it crying Brady with a crown of ring/trohpy thorns
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NC-17 posted:If Tom Brady is benched for Jimmy G I will get a tattoo of Brady as crying jesus: gently caress
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NC-17 posted:If Tom Brady is benched for Jimmy G I will get a tattoo of Brady as crying jesus: Now THIS is a toxx 
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Liquidfriend, make a lot of ice cream-based milkshakes
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NC-17 posted:If Tom Brady is benched for Jimmy G I will get a tattoo of Brady as crying jesus: I notice that you didn't specify that it had to happen this year.
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Pron on VHS posted:Liquidfriend, make a lot of ice cream-based milkshakes
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NC-17 posted:If Tom Brady is benched for Jimmy G I will get a tattoo of Brady as crying jesus: now were talkin baby this is the good sshit
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If the Raiders end the season with less than 5 wins I will recreate the video where the drunk redneck pees on a jersey while mumbling about Lane Kiffin
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If the Steelers win the super bowl I will adopt a living primate and name it Harambe after the cowardly execution carried out by the wasteland of a city that is Cincinnati .
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BrownThunder posted:If the Steelers win the super bowl I will adopt a living primate and name it Harambe after the cowardly execution carried out by the wasteland of a city that is Cincinnati . Please make it a human child.
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Then give a child to it and shoot it in the head
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I'll leave the raising of unwanted children to A Man And His Dog
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Intruder posted:Then give a child to it and shoot it in the head Still more merciful than a life in Cinci.
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BrownThunder posted:I'll leave the raising of unwanted children to A Man And His Dog Haha nice.
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