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Awia posted:please love me yospos Apple user spotted. Begging for love. Like a little bitch. gently caress you oval office. I'll gently caress ur rear end so had that you'll give me a bag of coffee. I'll burn your house down and rape everyone you know. Even ur mom, even if she is dead. Get out of YOSPOS and go suck loving cock elsewhere you stupid n00b human being`
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 15:55 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 09:25 |
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Hurp durp lovely poster awia is a douchebag, what a loving surprise. Have fun with ur loving ipad or whatever it is you worthless piece of poo poo, you week old creampie that gradually leaks out of your anus. gently caress you. stop posting.
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 15:56 |
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didnt read
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 15:57 |
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my iphone se is good and i don't need to take it apart ever so what screws it uses is academic
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 16:11 |
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Awia posted:my iphone se is good and i don't need to take it apart ever so what screws it uses is academic
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 16:19 |
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what kind of poorly-smythe-emulating gobbeldygook was that
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 18:09 |
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macs are so gay that they're screws have flowers
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 18:11 |
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du -hast posted:Apple is literally for bitches. Little cunts squirting cum on their loving 4s screen. Taking dick pics and posting them on /b/ and accidentally facebook. A tiny penis, dribbling a loving serious load of cum (maybe he eats asparagus a lot). The screws loosen. Make sure you squirt the loving load right on the screws bitch. This ain't a game OK. These screws, well, you're gonna get screwed bitch. Anyway, squirt on the screws, then place your mouth (aka "soup coolers") in the facebook slut duck mount position. Again make sure you rub the nut into the screws so its gets nice and loose. Then stick your bitch mouth over the screws and SUCK. Suck hard, r0tate that head, and get ready. Lick and love the cum. Turn the screws with your tongue. It's exciting, a big load on a loving bitchass apple product. It's better than it deserves. du -hast posted:Wake up in the hospital from the blood loss. The doctor and nurse are making fun of you. You bring your loving weiner that is now cooked to look like a loving burnt as gently caress Hebrew National hot dog. du -hast posted:Of course, since this is a self injury situation, a social worker comes and sees whats up. You pull up ur gown and expose your tiny chopped up penis. Your balls are huge and turning black. Gas gangrene is coming.
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 18:31 |
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du -hast posted:Pissing becomes an act of misery. You can't pay the hospital bill, you get kicked out of your lovely apartment because the manager, a serious size queen, I mean loves the cock, but only big, circumsized ones. Not ones that are loving chopped. He demands to see the cock. You try to deny him but Tyrone, the manager, is 6'6 and 300lbs, and your 100lb 5'2 frame (lol tory cmos), it is no match. He pulls down your pants. A deep, chocolatey laugh comes out of Tryone, for literally 3-4 minutes, I mean he finds it hilarious, tiny, and laughs til hes out of breath. Then he says you got 10 minutes to get the gently caress out, with ur hosed up pecker, we dont accept dick cripples here bitch. du -hast posted:You awake. Your balls feel better. Looks like they were closed up with duct tape. Almost certainly going to cause sepsis but goddamn you feel better. Way better. You couln't believe how much pain it was until you feel the relief, you know what i mean lmfao
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 18:36 |
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Captain Foo posted:what kind of poorly-smythe-emulating gobbeldygook was that lmao if u think i could ever live up to the schizophrenic rambles of smythe
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 18:42 |
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du -hast posted:You find yourself stuck, stuck on the street, turning tricks near the Apple store just to feel a little warmth. Your testicles of course were massively infected. You go to the hospital (a different one this time) and the only solution is to remove your worthless testicles and clean out the sack, sew it up, etc. If you had the money you would do neuticles but you dont, you spent it all on iPhone cases and Macbooks (the lovely motel doesn't have internet!! all you do it stare at the screen, like a bitch, not even posting./browsing dank memes.) You have to go to starbucks for their wifi but since you are homelss and a dick sucking fiend, your lovely shirt always has massive loads on it, i mean it looks like that one thread posted years ago wehere the guy was a plumber and nutted on his pants every night and posted pictures of said nut, on his pants, and then arguesd that it was fine because he was going to cahgne clothes for tomorrow anyway. Your shirt literally looks like a Jackson POllock painting, its disgusting, but the only one you have. You sneak to starbucks but they usually kick you out, except for the one manager, robert, who is cool but always asks to see the tiny dick and basically prune sized nutsack. He does the urine bag thing too.
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 18:44 |
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Captain Foo posted:what kind of poorly-smythe-emulating gobbeldygook was that hes cool and my friend
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 18:44 |
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du -hast posted:lmao if u think i could ever live up to the schizophrenic rambles of smythe i rly enjoyed your posts and read every word. Goldmine.
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 18:44 |
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Smythe posted:hes cool and my friend okay
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 19:18 |
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Smythe is actually mentally and emotionally stable and my friend.
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 20:41 |
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Nanomashoes posted:Smythe is actually mentally and emotionally stable and my friend.
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 21:23 |
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Silver Alicorn posted:because torx wasn't obscure enough lol if you think torx is obscure i wont even buy wood screws unless they are torx at this point. ive been spoiled by GRK and SPAX
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 21:49 |
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Nanomashoes posted:Smythe is actually mentally and emotionally stable and my friend.
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 22:46 |
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:lol if you think torx is obscure square bits own
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 22:50 |
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best 25$ i spent in 2014 https://www.ifixit.com/Store/Tools/54-Bit-Driver-Kit-/IF145-022
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 04:18 |
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Apple uses pentalobes to make sure you are screwed when you spill your coffee into your $3000 laptop and can't drain it or disconnect the battery, ensuring certain death. How do you think they are such a profitable company? My sister dumped her coffee in a macbook air within the first week of owning it, but I managed to save it because I had already ordered a pentalobe driver set after my dad dumped his glass of wine in their macbook a couple months earlier
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 20:17 |
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scr00bs
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 20:44 |
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maniacdevnull posted:DSLAM is the light
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 21:21 |
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surebet posted:best 25$ i spent in 2014 these are legit nice and between the extender and the extra torque in the handle ive used them for all kinds of stuff beyond opening my high grade elextronics
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 03:55 |
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:lol if you think torx is obscure i built us some steps for the bus that were nicer than the motorized metal ones and used these fancy new deck screws that even came with 3x of the needed torx bits in the box fuuuuck that was great. not one slip
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 07:18 |
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I liked the story. pram was right
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 00:21 |
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square drive owns just for your information
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 01:19 |
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torx are pro as gently caress
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 01:27 |
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all these weird screw types own because theyre not some dead standard from the illiterate ages of the industrial revolution
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 07:08 |
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ugh, a sensible and torque distributing design that wont be a lovely issue if i, the user, gently caress up? thanks kkkrapple! way to control the experience of me being bad at fixing things
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 07:10 |
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Silver Alicorn posted:because torx wasn't obscure enough torx are excellent, designed for positive driver engagement in rapid automated assembly. they're a little more expensive to make than socket hex or philips, but they perform. 5-sided fasteners are only ever used for security purposes (see: the pentagonal nuts on fire hydrants) because both the fastener and the tool are a pain in the rear end to manufacture. that's the only reason apple uses them too.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 07:56 |
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six sided fasteners are 50% better than phillips and 300% better than flat head because it gives you more opportunities to align the screw heads properly
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 08:03 |
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just use nails
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 08:43 |
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echinopsis posted:square drive owns just for your information
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 09:00 |
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BONGHITZ posted:just use nails make your wallets out of duct tape
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 09:20 |
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jis are my favorite fastener because they look like phillips but you'll gently caress them up if you use a phillips screwdriver
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 13:35 |
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Endless Mike posted:jis are my favorite fastener because they look like phillips but you'll gently caress them up if you use a phillips screwdriver auuuuuugh my fuckin bane in all my japanese ham rigs ughhhhh
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 13:36 |
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do like motorcycle ppl and replace them all with allen screws
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 14:21 |
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du -hast posted:Apple is literally for bitches. Little cunts squirting cum on their loving 4s screen. Taking dick pics and posting them on /b/ and accidentally facebook. A tiny penis, dribbling a loving serious load of cum (maybe he eats asparagus a lot). The screws loosen. Make sure you squirt the loving load right on the screws bitch. This ain't a game OK. These screws, well, you're gonna get screwed bitch. Anyway, squirt on the screws, then place your mouth (aka "soup coolers") in the facebook slut duck mount position. Again make sure you rub the nut into the screws so its gets nice and loose. Then stick your bitch mouth over the screws and SUCK. Suck hard, r0tate that head, and get ready. Lick and love the cum. Turn the screws with your tongue. It's exciting, a big load on a loving bitchass apple product. It's better than it deserves. didnt read lomarf
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 14:54 |
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Endless Mike posted:jis are my favorite fastener because they look like phillips but you'll gently caress them up if you use a phillips screwdriver you can take them out a limited number of times if you press really hard and go slowly, but yeah, they loving suck. the ones on motorcycles are always made out of some cheese-grade metal that strips instantly but also rusts into place ferociously so you need a manual impact driver to do anything with them
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