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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

all that and not even for a japanese waifu smh

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

the dutch are scum

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
guess logically speaking just because you are dutch doesn't mean you are necessarily mutch

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




why not just pay a hooker for some sex

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
btw is imgur dutch or something? because it's going slower than a dutchman carting a wheelbarrow full of tulips with nails in both the heels of his wooden shoes (as the old saying goes)

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

imgur more like imgayr

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
The Chinese version of waiting for godot is pretty sad

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lol the dutch

cnut
May 3, 2016

Ever notice how close Dutch and Deutsch are? Makes you think.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

a hole-y ghost posted:

White people airlines are like thiiis... and Asian people airlines are like thiiiis!!

I do like the part where you get on the train and rub your boner on some 23 year olds skirt.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

I wonder if by the eighth day he started to have doubts or if he held his faith until he collapsed

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

maybe he should have drank some gatorade at some point

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

"Oh, sorry, I thought we were meeting on THIS Tuesday, not last Tuesday"

"No worries, I've just been hanging around. Want to go get some food?"

Inside Out Mom
Jan 9, 2004

Franklin B. Znorps
Dignity, Class, Internet

Kitchner posted:

I bet it cost a lot to check in a printer as luggage.

:vince:

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Moridin920 posted:

lol the dutch

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

a hole-y ghost posted:

Steve Buscellillia

hell yeah

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

a hole-y ghost posted:

Steve Buscellillia

that's a strong lol on the lol-meter.

Jolo
Jun 4, 2007

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

This'll be a cute story they can tell their grandkids someday.

GewuerzKahn
Jan 7, 2014

My opposable nipples are hurting me.
Steve van Buscemi lol

a7m2
Jul 9, 2012


Darth123123 posted:

man I bet he's embarrassed now!

no, hes planning on going back to china next month

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Imagine flying to the other side of the planet just to find someone to put pee pee in ur Coke... :psyduck:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Ork of Fiction posted:

Imagine flying to the other side of the planet just to find someone to put pee pee in ur Coke... :psyduck:

what is this to you, a joke?

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
what does this say about chinese integrity

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

gently caress

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

wrong thread my bad

Left-handed lute
Feb 22, 2015
How many of these guys die as virgins? Neo-eugenics for ya.

Popeahuntis
Apr 10, 2009

Great now Tom Hanks gets to reboot that film he was in

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
My thread is so much better prepared

Popeahuntis
Apr 10, 2009

Philadelphia

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
what are the odds Ms Zhang is a 300 lb WoW gold farmer

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
i would do this for a chinese gF

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
chinese chicks > the world

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
yall would b lucky to even be looked at by chinese gf

hypergamy much

new rich here i come kind of poo poo

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Das Boo posted:

Weird, you'd think a Communist would go Dutch.

goddamn

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Has anyone made a Flying Dutchman joke yet?

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
poor guy. bitches just dont care

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy

Das Boo posted:

Weird, you'd think a Communist would go Dutch.

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

quote:

The hashtag "Foreign man went to Changsha to meet his online girlfriend" has been trending on micro-blogging site Weibo.

good hashtag

drguildo
Apr 27, 2013

LISTEN TO THE CROWD ROAR IN ADMIRATION!

That dude from Poltergeist 2 has really let himself go.

drguildo fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Aug 3, 2016

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Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

a hole-y ghost posted:

Steve Buscellillia

Minimalist Program posted:

that's a strong lol on the lol-meter.

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