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Our serve-Satan self-serv sauce station? Dehumanize yourself and face to the restrooms. Right by The Dark Lord's soul-stain'd napkin dispensers.
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Aug 2, 2016 21:09
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symbolic posted:counting the number of stab wounds in Euronymous this didn't receive enough love
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Aug 2, 2016 21:12
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The GWAR burger is actually just a plate of diarrhea its great for diners with no teeth
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amityville anus posted:The GWAR burger is actually just a plate of diarrhea its great for diners with no teeth Anybody who orders a GWAR burger in a black metal restaurant is ground up and fed to the next noob who thinks GWAR is black metal.
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Wafflz posted:Anybody who orders a GWAR burger in a black metal restaurant is ground up and fed to the next noob who thinks GWAR is black metal. then that noob gets stabbed 23 times and the waitstaff reacts with devious and evil grins
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Aug 2, 2016 21:41
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symbolic posted:the kid's menu features a smiling, cartoonish Varg Vikernes who leads kids in fun activities like mazes, spot-the-difference, and counting the number of stab wounds in Euronymous All the spot-the-difference games are highly racial in nature and have been condemned by both the ADL and the SPLC.
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Aug 2, 2016 21:43
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our staff tries to come across as dangerous and intimidating despite the fact they all have an encyclopedic knowledge of Lord of the rings
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Aug 2, 2016 21:52
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Our food is of a lower quality than the Denny's next door.
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Aug 2, 2016 21:55
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On Tuesdays Viking LARPers get 10% off if they show up in costume.
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Aug 2, 2016 21:58
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Wafflz posted:On Tuesdays Viking LARPers get 10% off if they show up in costume. 20% if they have real bloodied axes
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Southern Lords Presents PIT FIENDS all day brisket and ribs. Slow cooked over low heat and blasted with heavy distorted riffs for 8 hours. Experience the way of all flesh, in its finest form.
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Aug 2, 2016 22:05
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 Hi uh, do you have any post-black options on the menu?
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Aug 2, 2016 22:07
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http://www.kumascorner.com/menu
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Aug 2, 2016 22:09
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no menu no chef no tables no food
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Aug 2, 2016 22:22
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Mercyful Plate
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Aug 2, 2016 22:27
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I would like to make a complaint about the rub you used on this steak, sir. It is A Seasoning Hell.
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Aug 2, 2016 22:30
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Don't forget to order the Dødheimsgarden Salad, topped with our award-winning Pesto Noire!
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Aug 2, 2016 22:30
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To replicate the experience of being in a metal band practice our restaurant is located in a suburban wood panel basement that reeks of cat piss and smoking weed is mandatory.
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Millions of Crows posted:To replicate the experience of being in a metal band practice our restaurant is located in an outdoor storage unit with no air conditioning that reeks of cat piss and paper mill exhaust and smoking meth is mandatory.
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Aug 2, 2016 23:21
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im the jack chick pamphlet as a tip
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Aug 2, 2016 23:26
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Our special tonight is the I Am The Blackened Walleyes entree, featuring walleye blackened with ash from the Eyjafjallajökull eruption of 2010. And don't forget to end your evening with our signature dessert, the In The Nightside Eclair Torte, with a pistachio cream goat semen pudding between three layers of crushed host crackers, covered with a 100% unfair trade GMO chocolate frosting.
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Dr. Bit posted:Our special tonight is the I Am The Blackened Walleyes entree, featuring walleye blackened with ash from the Eyjafjallajökull eruption of 2010. And don't forget to end your evening with our signature dessert, the In The Nightside Eclair Torte, with a pistachio cream goat semen pudding between three layers of crushed host crackers, covered with a 100% unfair trade GMO chocolate frosting. why does black metal have GMOs in it this aint no industrial metal cafe i want to see the manager, pour this diet shasta on the ground in the form of a pentagram
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hth posted:why does black metal have GMOs in it Sir, our GMO products are genetically bred to create only the most unholy combination of flavors, and we're very proud to feature GMO products on our menu. Take our Slow Roasted BBQ Orc Meat, for example. Dr. Bit fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Aug 2, 2016 |
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Aug 2, 2016 23:42
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our vegetarian options are sun bathed greens (this is a dig at deafheaven which sucks)
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garfield hentai posted:our vegetarian options are sun bathed greens (this is a dig at deafheaven which sucks) Served with an Altar of Grapes
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This actually exists in my poo poo hole town http://gwarbar.com/ 
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---- Customer: Waiter! How much for tonight's special? Waiter: It's $13.49. ---- Customer: Ma'am, do you have a dress code? My wife said that we may be under dressed. Hostess: No, you're fine. Only rules we have are: No fun No core No mosh No trends Customer: OK, great! ---- Customer: I'd like to speak to the chef, these ribs are a little salty tonight. Waiter: I'll see if I can get him. Chef: I'm so sorry. I was prepping your BBQ and my dishwasher told me there might be a Darkthrone boxset coming out and I got so excited I sprayed a mysticum all over your ribs. ---- Customer: I don't want to come off the wrong way, but I've noticed there's never any gay customers in the restaurant. Is this intentional? Waiter: Oh, no we welcome all people. But ever since we hired that Faust bloke as a greeter, we haven't had a single gay....hey, wait a minute.... ---- Waiter: I'll go ahead and take your order. Customer: I'll try one of your Frost beers. Waiter: I'm sorry, sir but are you American? If so, we can't serve you our Frost beer. You could have a Jordison. It's a little heavier and goes down a little slower but is an acceptable substitute. Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Aug 3, 2016 |
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Aug 3, 2016 00:08
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All our pizza has blackened crust
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Aug 3, 2016 00:56
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4outof5 posted:This actually exists in my poo poo hole town bowel corruptor is a great menu item
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4outof5 posted:This actually exists in my poo poo hole town ftfy (didnt use  since not applicable)Nazzadan posted:All our pizza has blackened crust best one so far imo
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comes along bort posted:no menu That's brutal.
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Aug 3, 2016 02:13
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Nazzadan posted:
We do indeed serve Godflesh
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Aug 3, 2016 03:21
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Dark as my soul food
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Aug 3, 2016 04:08
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Today's menu: Mushy spaghetti, no sauce. White bread, mayo and pepper. 
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Aug 3, 2016 04:19
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Waiter! There's a dystopian hellscape in my soup!
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Chocolate Behemousse
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