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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

psychokitty posted:

you know i changed it to hubbu bc husbando is laem

i fuckd him

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psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES


what? when? omg i missed it? wtf JERRY! JFC /wrists

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

psychokitty posted:

what? when? omg i missed it? wtf JERRY! JFC /wrists

enjoy your forums drama :smugmrgw:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

It's true, jerry sent me a postcard about it, it was nice, had the arch and everything on the front.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

OctoberBlues posted:

It's true, jerry sent me a postcard about it, it was nice, had the arch and everything on the front.

:negative:

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

psychokitty posted:

we will be in bed together all snuggled close, very romantic. and he will tell me how much he loves me and i won't have to say a word because he just knows. then after i give him the best blowjob the universe has ever known...

lol if you're not married at least twice in your life already and no longer get these things called 'blowjobs'

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

I'm your husband now.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Microwaves Mom posted:

I'm your husband now.

:chloe:

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

You can pay me to go away. Its relatively cheap as I am poor and desperate for money.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Microwaves Mom posted:

You can pay me to go away. Its relatively cheap as I am poor and desperate for money.

hey man this is my gimmick

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Celluloid Sam posted:

hey man this is my gimmick

yeah but you ruined it. You have a kid on the way.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i know and i need the money even more now

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Don't try to do Scatlord....I thought of you as somewhat normal.

e: Skylord

spud fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Aug 14, 2016

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Celluloid Sam posted:

i know and i need the money even more now

Look, just hit up your girlfriend that you currently have been trying to use the pay me to go away magic for. I still have student loans to pay off. That's like a kid but with nazis breathing down your neck asking for money.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Robot Randy posted:

be the change you wish to see in the forums


psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

spud posted:

I thought of you as somewhat normal.

:chloe:

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I'm a homosexual

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Youre not skylark, voted 1

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

dad gay. so what posted:

I'm a homosexual

Give me a blowjob then

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

WHAT WAS HIS NAME

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Do people still honestly think they'll stay together when they marry these days ? Isn't divorce at 70% these days ?

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Decebal posted:

Do people still honestly think they'll stay together when they marry these days ? Isn't divorce at 70% these days ?

yes

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Decebal posted:

Do people still honestly think they'll stay together when they marry these days ? Isn't divorce at 70% these days ?

I love my husband but I'm also going to murder him to keep the divorce rate low

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Celluloid Sam posted:

for the record this was my attempt at being a gbs poster

Ugh.. god this Venda AV someone keeps buying you sucks poo poo :(

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

psychokitty posted:

I love my husband but I'm also going to murder him to keep the divorce rate low

i was planning on dying soon for the same reason

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

psychokitty posted:

I love my husband but I'm also going to murder him to keep the divorce rate low
just like that weird christian green bug

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

welcome to your fabulous death



how is this bug even real wtf

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

OP ain't no Skylark.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Captain Yossarian posted:

Ugh.. god this Venda AV someone keeps buying you sucks poo poo :(

i know it man i always miss my guy

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

numberoneposter posted:

welcome to your fabulous death



how is this bug even real wtf

That's just photography man it doesn't look nearly that cool or impressive if it's just on a stick in nature.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
i thought this was a skylark thread lol

cool ruse, op

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

That Robot posted:

i thought this was a skylark thread lol

cool ruse, op

:wink:

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

numberoneposter posted:

welcome to your fabulous death



how is this bug even real wtf

God, insects are such unevolved troglodytes. Like, evolve some soft fur and some feelings you backward bastards !!

Earth is for mammals ! (and birds) maybe fish too cuz we share ancestry

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Decebal posted:

God, insects are such unevolved troglodytes. Like, evolve some soft fur and some feelings you backward bastards !!

Earth is for mammals ! (and birds) maybe fish too cuz we share ancestry

way to exclude the reptiles, rear end in a top hat

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

way to exclude the reptiles, rear end in a top hat

If they're so great how come we rule the Earth ? I'm done with mammal shaming! They had 312 million years and still can't even evolve warm blood. In the trash they go !

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Microwaves Mom posted:

can he put it in your butt?

This is important

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Decebal posted:

If they're so great how come we rule the Earth ? I'm done with mammal shaming! They had 312 million years and still can't even evolve warm blood. In the trash they go !

Uh, reptiles do rule the world actually. Don't tell me you fall for those bad masks...

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



dad gay. so what posted:

I'm a homosexual

I'm a homersexual

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