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Zeroisanumber posted:You never met the hags. ![]()
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exquisite tea posted:I got about 25 hours into this game and realized that I was still in the first area beyond the tutorial zone with no recollection of why I needed to play hide and seek with some kids in the woods and no reason to care, so I just stopped playing. wtf were you doing for 25 hours ROFLburger posted:Real talk is this game good? ive been thinking about giving it a spin it's good
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ROFLburger posted:Real talk is this game good? ive been thinking about giving it a spin yeah. it's one of the best games probably.
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ROFLburger posted:Real talk is this game good? ive been thinking about giving it a spin lol bitch did you not read this post 8-Bit Scholar posted:The Witcher 3's writing is laudable for some fairly nerdy reasons. Particularly, and especially early on, it is an open-world game that nevertheless maintains a "theme" very well. Consistently throughout the game you run into situations where parenthood is the primary theme. A major early NPC needs you help in finding a missing child; a number of monster contracts include the monsters' young as motivation for their killings; family and bloodlines are a major narrative thread in Skellige as well as the main story; and children can live or die by your decisions.
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Iron Prince posted:lol bitch did you not read this post i actually dont know most of those words ![]()
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alright dickheads i just bought it i'll report back with my findings
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gently caress gwent
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please bookmark this thread for more info in the future
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gl hf
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Fojar38 posted:the witcher 2 was a very bad game is the witcher 3 better Yes. Whole other ballpark. I played through the first two in anticipation for 3. The first is ancient and clunky. The second was a lot more modern with less weird combat, but instead much more "confined" and simplified, sort of on-rails. I thought two was OK though, but the third game is much better and has a very different style.
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0% @ 2 "MB"s per second
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it seems i need more MBs
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8-Bit Scholar posted:The Witcher 3's writing is laudable for some fairly nerdy reasons. Particularly, and especially early on, it is an open-world game that nevertheless maintains a "theme" very well. Consistently throughout the game you run into situations where parenthood is the primary theme. A major early NPC needs you help in finding a missing child; a number of monster contracts include the monsters' young as motivation for their killings; family and bloodlines are a major narrative thread in Skellige as well as the main story; and children can live or die by your decisions. I am George W. Bush and I approve this message.
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ROFLburger posted:it seems i need more MBs Did you get the talkie version?
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its extremely good but i will never finish it. its too long
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yeah i got the broke joker internet because i am NOT paying cox 15 more dollars a month for another "MB"
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the combat in witcher 2 was insanely poo poo did they fix it for 3?
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ROFLburger posted:32 gb? you'd definitely want to play witcher 2 first anyway, it was just on steam for $2.99 again, but the sale just ended so buy a key off someone or wait til halloween idk anyone who claims it is not an absolutely amazing game definitely has no patience, barely could focus in withcer 3, and then went back to play 2 after 3 like some kind of spoiled california house wife who refuses anything but the newest thing i did a weekend of witcher 1, got confused, moved on to 2 and played it for 75 hours after being it, then put 140 into witcher 3 so far read 2 of the books so far, own the next 3 already it owns, the only way not to love this game is to play it at below 25 fps or to have no patience or brain
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exquisite tea posted:I got about 25 hours into this game and realized that I was still in the first area beyond the tutorial zone with no recollection of why I needed to play hide and seek with some kids in the woods and no reason to care, so I just stopped playing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16cwAvQcW0E
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Jose posted:the combat in witcher 2 was insanely poo poo did they fix it for 3? yeah it's better
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Moridin920 posted:yeah it's better but how
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Jose posted:but how it just is ok
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ROFLburger posted:Real talk is this game good? ive been thinking about giving it a spin yeah Orkin Mang posted:the death of ivan ilyich. very short. trust me bro I feel like I may have read that one but then I looked it up and I'd actually read the Overcoat instead.
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the fact nobody can explain why rthe combat is better leads me to believe its not
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Jose posted:the fact nobody can explain why rthe combat is better leads me to believe its not you click but also tap instead of tapping and clicking
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More like The Bitcher 3: Wild oval office.
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The Dennis System posted:More like The Bitcher 3: Wild oval office. go rub dongs with your caddy
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The Witcher 3 is so good that it makes other RPGs look like some amateur hour poo poo w/r/t storytelling. The combat is merely ok, though.
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Orkin Mang posted:the death of ivan ilyich. very short. trust me bro Tolstoy isn't big with me. I want to see the author make each word count, you know?
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i liked it but lol if you think the function of art is to make you laugh n cry
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Jose posted:but how The tutorial level teaches you how to do a little sidestep dodge and parry and stuff but all I ever did was dive about and mash attack when I was behind enemies
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the witcher 3 was the most boring video game i ever tried to play
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Played this for a bit, the Witcher guy turned like an articulated lorry when you needed to move around, and the writing was so 'mature' and 'edgy' that I was a bit embarrassed to be playing it. This is my Witcher 3 story, it sounds like most other people enjoyed it though, maybe I'm an idiot.
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Also gently caress games where you die to some bullshit and the last autosave was half an hour ago.
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Cunny of the Goose.
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I liked Gunter O'Dimm, it was like having Magic Man as your enemy.
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i killed a spooky old ghost by the ol watering hole now im gonna run around this field and pick flowers
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