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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

VendaGoat posted:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :five:
:lol::lol::lol:

fffffffffUuuuuuUuck!!!

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cup holder full of dimes
Oct 1, 2016

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
pee pee poo poo

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
ay papi ay ay

cup holder full of dimes
Oct 1, 2016

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
reminds me of that one pornocomic, "Any Papi"

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
gently caress a mexican hottie thats all youll hear if your dick is on par

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Sheep-Goats posted:

Welcome to the world of non Asian ethnics, op

I usually have a pretty strong about opinion about whether poo poo is racist or not but

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

thathonkey posted:

gently caress a mexican hottie thats all youll hear if your dick is on par

But they can say that though because it represents strong family values.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

eSports Chaebol posted:

Don’t have deep psychosexual Freudian and Oedipal trauma/dysfunction?

Everyone does that's the whole point

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
It's ok op, I'm down as long as she doesn't get weird about it

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

But they can say that though because it represents strong family values.

The Republican party salutes you.

cup holder full of dimes
Oct 1, 2016

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
what if I give the ol horizontal bop to the ops mom and she calls me dadddie

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

RustyShackleford posted:

what if I give the ol horizontal bop to the ops mom and she calls me dadddie

Get tested

cup holder full of dimes
Oct 1, 2016

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
I'm not good at tests

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

thathonkey posted:

gently caress a mexican hottie thats all youll hear if your dick is on par

cup holder full of dimes
Oct 1, 2016

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
:eyepop:

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Veiny elbow creases. Would need to see more angles to decide.

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

https://twitter.com/noeIdoll/status/692765666789711873

cup holder full of dimes
Oct 1, 2016

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
DADDY

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
Whatever makes you cum harder :shrug:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Roylicious posted:

Whatever makes you cum harder :shrug:

Yah i get your read, but, dude. Christmas.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
just lol if your latino lover doesn't call you papi before you ram your dick down his throat

cup holder full of dimes
Oct 1, 2016

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
jesus will cry every tiem

Madness
Jan 23, 2007


Stexils posted:

id tell her to get off the phone

Exactly what I thought when I read the title.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

glowstick party tonight posted:

just lol if your latino lover doesn't call you papi before you ram your dick down his throat

Huh...

Strangely this makes more sense to me then a woman saying it to me.

Guess, I'm not done drinking tonight.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
The gay wins again. We don't just say "daddy", we cry and yell "why didn't you love me, daddy?" during sex.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
This is a really productive thread because here in GBS we know how to stay on topic! :thumbsup:

cup holder full of dimes
Oct 1, 2016

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
can I have sex with your mom op?



I forgot to ask

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

I seriously need to do an educational thread about psychoanalytic theory and Oedipus, perhaps a fun weekend project don't let me forget goon friends

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

I'm just happy if they say my name right without stumbling over someone else's name first.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
But seriously, is she calls you daddy, are you allowed to call her mommy?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

VendaGoat posted:

But seriously, is she calls you daddy, are you allowed to call her mommy?

no that would make it weird as gently caress

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

thathonkey posted:

no that would make it weird as gently caress

I'm learning where the double standard lay.

Yes, I chose those words carefully. :v:

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Commie NedFlanders posted:

I seriously need to do an educational thread about psychoanalytic theory and Oedipus, perhaps a fun weekend project don't let me forget goon friends

Please don't do this tia

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Commie NedFlanders posted:

I seriously need to do an educational thread about psychoanalytic theory and Oedipus, perhaps a fun weekend project don't let me forget goon friends

Do it.

We've confronted worse on these boards.

DO IT!

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
You should probably see it coming when earlier at dinner she told you her dad left when she was 9.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
I think we need to move onto the more important issue here, gbs.


Cummies, Yay or nay?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Dreddout posted:

I think we need to move onto the more important issue here, gbs.


Cummies, Yay or nay?

Does she want daddies?

:kiddo:

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Cummy treasure treats for Halloween

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


I've never had that one pop up, but on paper it sounds bad. I've gotten some weird requests on the fly, like any competent dicksman, but that one's got way too many secondary and tertiary conditions attached to it to sound fun.

My name is George Costanza and I think things through

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ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

GET MY BELT.

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