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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
My newst app steals data from iphone users and gives it to random android users

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CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
This is an app for the world that gives worms to ex girlfriends.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
An app that tells everyone in your phone book that you have STDs, implying that you had sex with a conventionally attractive partner.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
An app that activates your phones light anytime someone is having sex with your mother

A flashlight, basically

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp
It's an app that collects posts from the internet and uses them to pitch new apps.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
An app that creates a world within your device where all your other apps are 3D CGI animated characters that have family-friendly adventures whenever you do something on your phone.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
An app you can use instead of toilet paper.

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.

CharlestonJew posted:

An app that activates your phones light anytime someone is having sex with your mother

A flashlight, basically

Gonna need a bigger battery

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
An augmented reality app that shows you what the women you point the camera at would look like with bigger boobs.

Adar
Jul 27, 2001
An app that automatically bumps any thread from page 2 of a forum. Platinum members can bump all their own threads up and everyone else's threads down.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
An app that allows your phone to dispense fresh squeezed orange juice from a USB powered peripheral pack.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
An app that bricks all the electronics in your house. I call it Brickstr.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Applewhite posted:

An app that bricks all the electronics in your house. I call it Brickstr.

This would be handy in my classroom during tests.

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
"it's like Tinder, but for music/acting talent"

- an actual pitch I've heard

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
"it's like youtube, but for local news only... you can build that for less than 10k right?"

- another actual pitch I've heard

ps I hate "idea people"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

we are the Funyuns posted:

This would be handy in my classroom during tests.

It doesn't do other people's electronics, only yours.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

runupon cracker posted:

"it's like youtube, but for local news only... you can build that for less than 10k right?"

- another actual pitch I've heard

ps I hate "idea people"

But ideas are all I have!

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
an app that calls a random person anywhere in the world (without paying for international calls, ofcourse). It's literally anyone who has a phone. It'll call you even if you sleep.

The interface is just one button that says "call" - and nothing else.

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
an app that makes smartphones actually useful by blocking everything but the telephone function

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
"an app you can use to self-diagnose skin diseases, ps. you must sign this NDA before I will share any more details with you"

- yet another actual pitch I've heard

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
"we've noticed that ads are a big thing, so we want you to put ads in this app, aimed at 6-8 year old girls, that we've had in the app store for a couple of years now and isn't generating much revenue. No, we don't plan on doing any marketing for it. We expect its revenue to at least double in the first week."

- my work, just this past week

:cripes:

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

Band-forming tinder-lite app called Jamily

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Grindr for straight people.

gheist
Oct 15, 2016

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
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Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Uber, but car bombs.

Ride sharing app with emphasis on desired fart smell.

Harminoff
Oct 24, 2005

👽
I see a lot of people taking pictures/video at concerts but not really a way to view all those videos. How about an app of a map of the venue, and you can click on the location of each video? Choose one audio track and jump around the different angles as the video would all be autosynced together by the app. There is not a good index of live recordings and youtube or facebook or someone needs to jump at this opportunity..

Harminoff
Oct 24, 2005

👽

Solar Tornado posted:

an app that calls a random person anywhere in the world (without paying for international calls, ofcourse). It's literally anyone who has a phone. It'll call you even if you sleep.

The interface is just one button that says "call" - and nothing else.

Sweden did this for a while actually.

http://theswedishnumber.com/

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

An app that tells you which houses around you have swimming pools. House With A Pool App.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

augmented reality where you can draw dicks on stuff and it shares the data with everyone using the app and the dicks that stick around are upvoted or downvoted reddit style so for examples like the statue of liberty wouldnt have like overlapping dicks

dicks are cleared on a quarterly basis to let new artists have a shot at fame

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

like dark souls, but for photo sharing

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
a pure-play one-button app that uses the geolocation API to summon a hellfire strike on your current position

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

it's like twitter, except there's no character limit and instead of your "tweets" being public you send them to one specific person

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

spreadsheet app with integrated hashtags

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

I'm Crap posted:

a pure-play one-button app that uses the geolocation API to summon a hellfire strike on your current position

can i get in on the beta test

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
my new app im developing allows for you to suck my drat balls from anywhere

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

grindr except explicitly for bug chasers

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
an app that is like uber except for dick pics

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
"it's like Cookie Clicker, but with Hillary Clinton's emails"

- another actual pitch I've heard, probably the least stupid of the bunch

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
an app that posts my opinion to every piece of social media and dead forums at the same time

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

air hockey app where you use your actual phone as the puck

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