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KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqT0TWMeb54

KennyLoggins fucked around with this message at 08:55 on Nov 4, 2016

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Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
The best tasting 40 is Hurricane followed by 211.

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


Goddam I missed this guy.

I'm so happy that he stopped drinking Steel Reserve after they pussed out with the plastic poo poo.

Molt likker forever.

gently caress Dorf.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

I'm glad all my stereotypes of Bostonians are being proven dead-on accurate thanks op

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

shame on an IGA posted:

I'm glad all my stereotypes of Bostonians are being proven dead-on accurate thanks op

gently caress you Dorf.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dorf's a oval office.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Nut to Butt posted:

my car is cooler than some gauche green camaro, you villain

Talks poo poo and doesn't even post a pic for comparison. wtf, are you dorf!?

Sushi The Kid
Sep 10, 2005
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This thread inspired me to try a 40 of malt liquor. I had my wife grab a 40 of King Cobra while she was out. Guzzle it. Went and got two more. Good poo poo.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Colt 45 used to be great in high school

I have such terrible heart burn problems these days lol

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0isKlXy-3w

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

Wamdoodle posted:

Talks poo poo and doesn't even post a pic for comparison. wtf, are you dorf!?

he is dorf.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDYmH6HjN0c

MacRib is back.



i think sww builds forts out of his 40 molt likker boxes.

STAY DEAD DORF

LABEL OUT

MOLT LIQUOR!

KennyLoggins fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Nov 8, 2016

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

excuse you, im 6'2"

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

dorf's a foamy oval office

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Hell Yeah posted:

dorf's a foamy oval office

I dare someone to GIS this.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

gis the blueprint dorf and follow it

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





I've found that I can get the widest variety of 40s in the most ghetto gas stations in my city.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



rest in piss dorf

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Cowman posted:

I've found that I can get the widest variety of 40s in the most ghetto gas stations in my city.

Get one of each and give your reviews. Better yet, try to break into the MOLT LIKKER video racket.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Wamdoodle posted:

Get one of each and give your reviews. Better yet, try to break into the MOLT LIKKER video racket.

Well the "variety" I've found is various kinds of Budweiser, Smirnoff, Olde English, Steel Reserve and some others but nothing good or interesting.

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
gonna go to the liquor store to get some more 40s brb.

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
i got a colt 45 is and its ok, don't think i'd buy it again. kind of tastes like a strong miller lite.

king cobra tastes better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPqdwlfA6EM

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
trip report:

colt 45 gets the job done.

feeling good

stay dead dorf

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
man I fuckin love SWW

But Tonite... no

I skipp e the molt liquor for 151 instead and is not helping

gently caress dorf tho

Dorf is a oval office now and forever

PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010
In Canada, Colt 45s are 8% abv and you drink them (label out) and then you feel good. gently caress Dorf.

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

PinkoBastard posted:

In Canada, Colt 45s are 8% abv and you drink them (label out) and then you feel good. gently caress Dorf.

do you get them at the beer store? i went to one in toronto once. that's my canada story.

PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010

KennyLoggins posted:

do you get them at the beer store? i went to one in toronto once. that's my canada story.

In my province beer is regulated by the provincial government, so the only places to buy beer are provincially owned and branded NB Liquor. lol at my lovely province, but we do have a pretty good variety for drinkin' folk like myself. gently caress YOU DORF

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
Stay dead, Dorf. You oval office.

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPqdwlfA6EM&t=69s

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6NxpL1lKqg

stay dead dorf!

molt liquor!

label out!

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
drinking a KINNNNNNG COOOBBBBRRRRAAAAAA now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFdE-7CA2g0


LABEL OUT

stay dead dorf

molt likker!

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

we've never needed malt liquor more than we do right now. i think i'm gonna go get a 40 oz

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

Hell Yeah posted:

we've never needed malt liquor more than we do right now. i think i'm gonna go get a 40 oz

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I drank a 40oz once. It was alright. :shrug:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Indulge your eighties nostalgia with some laser

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

still celebrating trump win
gently caress dorf

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


drat, that is the most I've ever seen SWW move. I thought he was gonna bust a gut. Keep that label out.

Matryoshka SexDoll
Feb 24, 2016

Bad Habit
I prefer Olde English because it gives me heart palpitations and thus a quicker route to The Great Void.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I used to love oe but then a gross obese coworker of mine told a story about how once she put a 40 of it up in her puss to the label and I can't drink it anymore :smith:

Matryoshka SexDoll
Feb 24, 2016

Bad Habit
Also they didn't bitch out like Steel Reserve and make a Blackberry flavor.

Blue Train posted:

I used to love oe but then a gross obese coworker of mine told a story about how once she put a 40 of it up in her puss to the label and I can't drink it anymore :smith:

Just pour it in a glass first??:confused:

Matryoshka SexDoll fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Nov 11, 2016

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Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7V7B1IR4qA

Has anyone posted the old video where he's talking about keeping his Christmas tree alive for eight months?

Molt likker.

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