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Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I went to coldstone creamery once and they started doing their song thing and it was terrible. I never went back since. That poo poo plus places like Moes that force their employees to yell out "welcome to ____" every time someone walks in is the worst thing. Especially during busy times it's just a constant stream of welcome to moes.

There used to be a Cici's Pizza near me (to those not familiar it's a pizza buffet), not only would they yell "WELCOME TO CICI'S!!" to every single person who walked in, but "CICI YOU LATER!!" to every single person who walked out. If it was busy this would become unbearably annoying.

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Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
I like Korean Catte Cafe. I guess this would be like all against FDA regulations in the USA, then what do you do if someone gets scratched, bitten, allergic, or gets sick or something and tries to say it's the cats' fault.






(My cat loved his butt scratched and liked playing with straws WTF)

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I went to coldstone creamery once and they started doing their song thing and it was terrible.

I just tell them "you don't have to sing" when I put a tip in the jar, and they don't sing.

Or you could just not tip them, I guess. Coldstone's expensive enough as it is, I wouldn't blame you

Maldoror posted:

I want one of those to open near me

Cat cafes in the West tend to get shut down for health code violations. Think about that

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
They have cat cafes in Manhattan, what are you idiots talking about

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Pththya-lyi posted:

I just tell them "you don't have to sing" when I put a tip in the jar, and they don't sing.

Or you could just not tip them, I guess. Coldstone's expensive enough as it is, I wouldn't blame you

They should have another jar where if you out-tip the other guy they don't sing.

I also remembered another annoying common restaurant thing - when you forget to ring the "I enjoyed my meal" bell on the way out at Long John Silvers the employees get kind of pissy about it. I've heard a sarcastic "you're welcome", an offended "hey, you didn't ring the bell!", and occasionally someone will follow us out and ask if something was wrong with the meal. It's both awful and decent customer service at the same time depending on the person running the counter.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Maldoror posted:


(My cat loved his butt scratched and liked playing with straws WTF)

:3: requirement of cat :3:

e: Cat cafes are huge all over Asia and are starting to become more of A Thing in the States too. They're a little different in the US since they have to comply with federal health department and food service regulations, so the cats have to be in a different room from the food and snacks. And a lot of them focus on adoption, rather than having the cats just live there forever. :kimchi:

RyokoTK fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Nov 4, 2016

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe

reallivedinosaur posted:

the toxoplasmosis cafe

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Maldoror posted:

There used to be a Cici's Pizza near me (to those not familiar it's a pizza buffet), not only would they yell "WELCOME TO CICI'S!!" to every single person who walked in, but "CICI YOU LATER!!" to every single person who walked out. If it was busy this would become unbearably annoying.

Jimmy john's does the "every employee must turn and greet each customer as they enter in unison" thing and I found it exceptionally creepy from both sides of the counter.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

cici ya later lmao i think the pavlovian training would seep into your dreams for the first months of working there until it turned simply robotic in your subconcious

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe

bag em and tag em posted:

Jimmy john's does the "every employee must turn and greet each customer as they enter in unison" thing and I found it exceptionally creepy from both sides of the counter.

Is that a thing? I don't think I'd ever noticed that.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i really want to visit a guy fieri restaurant

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
wanna visit those ladies

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Maldoror posted:

Nooner just image spammed me this in a pm



that's our nooner

*cue laugh track*

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Believe In Yrself Betty posted:

In Korea this is like one of those places with lobster tanks

I'm p sure it's japan

e: I stand corrected but Japan has a lot of these

That Robot fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Nov 5, 2016

Nekodoshi
Aug 4, 2007

I'm only as smart as the content of my posts.
There used to be an awesome Greek place in my town where every couple of hours they would play loud music, then the staff would interlock arms and start dancing in a circle around the building.
They also had fire breathing.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Maldoror posted:


(My cat loved his butt scratched and liked playing with straws WTF)

Come to our cat cafe! (Please do not attempt to engage with, or acknowledge, the cats).

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=Azyoce2wYoU

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
wanna walk in that cafe with a vacuum cleaner chase the cats around and be all what you gonna do call the cops

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I went to coldstone creamery once and they started doing their song thing and it was terrible. I never went back since. That poo poo plus places like Moes that force their employees to yell out "welcome to ____" every time someone walks in is the worst thing. Especially during busy times it's just a constant stream of welcome to moes.

I don't know what marketing genius thought this was what people wanted but the only person I've met that found those policies "cute" or endearing in any way was my senile grandmother.

They have to sing everytime they get a tip. I put like a couple dimes or something when I come and when I leave.

Its the only time I tip but I don't really consider it a tip, I'm purchasing teenage merriment.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
There's a McDonalds near me where all the employees communicate using scat singing and rhythmic finger snapping. It's a little confusing sometimes but they are so enthusiastic that it's worth it and they're quite good at dancing too. It's just a nice touch when they give you your food and then finish off with a flourish of jazz hands while they wait for you to pick it up and go eat.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
I always like to watch the one guy who doesn't really put any effort in because you know he just loving HATES his job

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

Teikanmi posted:

I always like to watch the one guy who doesn't really put any effort in because you know he just loving HATES his job

I usually address these people to their managers. Saves them a headache in the long run.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Maldoror posted:

I like Korean Catte Cafe. I guess this would be like all against FDA regulations in the USA, then what do you do if someone gets scratched, bitten, allergic, or gets sick or something and tries to say it's the cats' fault.






(My cat loved his butt scratched and liked playing with straws WTF)

I'd be more concerned about catching illness from eating uncooked cat.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






trader joe's will straight up fire your rear end if you don't have a joker grin plastered on your dumb face for your entire shift

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/04/business/at-trader-joes-good-cheer-may-hide-complaints.html

also

quote:

John Shields, the longtime chief executive who died two years ago and had personally interviewed prospective managers, once said he eliminated any candidate who didn’t flash a grin within 30 seconds.

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx
Wow managers hiring for public facing positions want them to be happy and pleasant, not misanthropic nihilists? hosed up if true.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Staff at trader joes always seem pretty happy and egar to help. They also know exactly where everything is and will personally escort you there without prompting. Seems like they have a good hiring policy. That's also why they get paid more and have benefits far exceeding the industry average.

Falun Bong Refugee fucked around with this message at 15:28 on Nov 5, 2016

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
I worked at a dinner theatre once as an actor/server and we did that during the serving portion and I would get off of work and take the tips and buy dope then shoot up like a half a gram of dope and wish I were dead. Look, man, nobody wants to loving sing for people they're serving food too. It's demeaning like I'm a goddamn court jester.

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

Jim Barris posted:

I worked at a dinner theatre once as an actor/server and we did that during the serving portion and I would get off of work and take the tips and buy dope then shoot up like a half a gram of dope and wish I were dead. Look, man, nobody wants to loving sing for people they're serving food too. It's demeaning like I'm a goddamn court jester.

That's basically the job you signed up for. Sorry you don't like it.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

TheLightPurges posted:

That's basically the job you signed up for. Sorry you don't like it.

you suck

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

Maybe you meant to respond to the guy I was replying too.

Because a heroin addict who is lovely at his job sucks rear end as far doing the whole person thing.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
Here's an idea, hire friendly people and let them be friendly in their own individual way. Don't hire people to be friendly, and don't hire them to be dancing monkey-servents to please the likes of horrible customers like TheLIghtPurges.

:hehe:

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

TheLightPurges posted:

Maybe you meant to respond to the guy I was replying too.

Because a heroin addict who is lovely at his job sucks rear end as far doing the whole person thing.

A heroin addict who works for money and doesn't steal poo poo seems like a pretty decent person . Also, gently caress anybody who likes to eat at those restaurants. They are a menace to society.

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

A heroin addict who works for money and doesn't steal poo poo seems like a pretty decent person . Also, gently caress anybody who likes to eat at those restaurants. They are a menace to society.

He never said he didn't steal. He seems like the type who steals from work.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

TheLightPurges posted:

That's basically the job you signed up for. Sorry you don't like it.
Hey gently caress you it's my right as an American to complain about jobs I have/had.

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

Jim Barris posted:

Hey gently caress you it's my right as an American to complain about jobs I have/had.

True.But you say you do a bad job and are a heroin addict. Not okay in my book and if there were a comment card handed to me at the dinner theatre I'd roast you.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

TheLightPurges posted:

True.But you say you do a bad job and are a heroin addict. Not okay in my book and if there were a comment card handed to me at the dinner theatre I'd roast you.

I never said I did a bad job. I think I did a pretty good job, as a matter of fact. You think anyone else ever did as good a job as me playing Colonel Mustard in the musical adaptation of Clue! written by the owner, a failed screenwriter? No, no sir! No one ever did a better job or in fact ever played that role besides me.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
I walked out of there with a free dinner every night that I don't think I was really supposed to have but the cook and I would do coke together sometimes so he always took care of me. Not sure if that qualifies as stealing, I don't think so, I'd like to see you find a server that doesn't talk themselves into free meals from the cook at least sometimes.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
If our access to drugs stopped our restaurant industry would be devastated

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

Luvcow posted:

If our access to drugs stopped our restaurant industry would be devastated
So would construction.

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TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

Jim Barris posted:

I never said I did a bad job. I think I did a pretty good job, as a matter of fact. You think anyone else ever did as good a job as me playing Colonel Mustard in the musical adaptation of Clue! written by the owner, a failed screenwriter? No, no sir! No one ever did a better job or in fact ever played that role besides me.

Do you have a good voice? I'd like to hear your show if anyone ever recorded it.

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