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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i went to toronto once i might move there maybe but i cant stand poo poo winters unless i can ski so maybe not

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rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
stop stealing alaska's salmon or there will be war!!!

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



me

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i'm the best part of toronto and if u disagree meet me at bathurst and college and i'll take u to pound town

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

social vegan posted:

i'm the best part of toronto and if u disagree meet me at bathurst and college and i'll take u to pound town
lol ur gonna gently caress someone in the rear end GAYYYYYY

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



or nachos

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



numberoneposter posted:

lol ur gonna gently caress someone in the rear end GAYYYYYY

ha ha what no like pound town like I'm going to pound him in the face

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

pound him in the face with your cock

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Why d y'all live so close to the southern border by the U.S. Of trump? I've seen maps man.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



numberoneposter posted:

pound him in the face with your cock

haha what gross no I'm going to pound him with my fist, i'm going to fist him hard til he recognizes how great i am til he love sme

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

social vegan posted:

i'm the best part of toronto and if u disagree meet me at bathurst and college and i'll take u to pound town

Let's meet at Smoke's at 3 am and throw down

Throw down our pants and gently caress

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.

numberoneposter posted:

lol ur gonna gently caress someone in the rear end GAYYYYYY

That's called a "Canadian handshake" FYI

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



drat horror queefs posted:

Let's meet at Smoke's at 3 am and throw down

Throw down our pants and gently caress

i'm the guy sittin on the curb picking at the pieces of pepperoni that fell off of drunk people's poutine but is still ok 2 eat imho

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

have you heard that we have the best whiskey in the world?

its called wisers

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

have you heard that we have the best whiskey in the world?

its called crown royal

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Burt Sexual posted:

Why d y'all live so close to the southern border by the U.S. Of trump? I've seen maps man.

It's because most of Canadian is a frozen loving wasteland inhabited only by Natives that were told "...sure, you can live in your ancestral homes...lol".

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
it's called Canadian Club spilt into an ashtray and gently stirred, u idiots!!!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i live south of the 49th :cool:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

drat horror queefs posted:

it's called Canadian Club spilt into an ashtray and gently stirred, u idiots!!!
the oil patch martini

garnished with a big pile of coke

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

social vegan posted:

i'm the guy sittin on the curb picking at the pieces of pepperoni that fell off of drunk people's poutine but is still ok 2 eat imho

If you're that guy then nvm cause I'm 95% sure we've already hosed tbh

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



drat horror queefs posted:

If you're that guy then nvm cause I'm 95% sure we've already hosed tbh

another lonely monday night at smoke's i guess

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if i visit the big smoke can i crash on your couch if you promise not to take me to "pound town"

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

social vegan posted:

i'm the best part of toronto and if u disagree meet me at bathurst and college and i'll take u to pound town

But pound town is at Church and College?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Burt Sexual posted:

Why d y'all live so close to the southern border by the U.S. Of trump? I've seen maps man.

if you wander too far north there is a danger of being eaten by grizzly bears.

my parents just got a new cottage on a good river, lots of ducks and some beavers. they have two canoes to get to town. we put in a heavy rear end solid iron wood burning stove, and a couple cords of wood for the winter. we spent most of the summer and fall clearing out the brush around the cottage. lots of weird kinds of berries that looked very appetizing.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

HI IM FROM TORONTO AND SINCE IM OUTSIDE OF TORONTO IM GOING TO CONSTANTLY REMIND YOU THAT YOUR PROVINCE AND CITY IS loving GARBAGE AND IM FROM TORONTO

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Canada has legitimate organized crime over maple syrup.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Bert Roberge posted:

Canada has legitimate organized crime over maple syrup.

dont mess with the maple monopoly

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



You gently caress with Big Maple and you'll wind up sleeping with the fishes

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Fsmhunk posted:

Well, the great white north might not be a perfect country, but it has some god points. Please post good things about Canada in this thread, American discussion is discouraged.

but Canada is American?

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

vyst posted:

You gently caress with Big Maple and you'll wind up sleeping with the beavers

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I hear in canada, you don't go out at night. Because of the wolves, also serial killers.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
Toronto is awesome. It's a 4th tier city, with the real-estate prices of a 1st tier city.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


As a Canadian, this will always be America to me.
https://youtu.be/Izj2xo97D9k

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
a good thing about canada is they made Rob Ford mayor and not prime minister

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

numberoneposter posted:

HI IM FROM TORONTO AND SINCE IM OUTSIDE OF TORONTO IM GOING TO CONSTANTLY REMIND YOU THAT YOUR PROVINCE AND CITY IS loving GARBAGE AND IM FROM TORONTO

hi

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Edgar posted:

I hear in canada, you don't go out at night. Because of the wolves, also serial killers.
we have the weirdest serial killers

if you are canadian and really hate your friend who left their facebook open please update their status to FREE PICKTON

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im surpised the bernadino/homolka fuckin thing hasnt been made into a movie its like actually disgusting, interesting, and dramatic all at the same time

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Alan Smithee posted:

a good thing about canada is they made Rob Ford mayor and not prime minister

if the USA worked the same way as Canada your president would be Reince Priebus

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



numberoneposter posted:

if i visit the big smoke can i crash on your couch if you promise not to take me to "pound town"

Well now what kind of host would I be

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JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
there is nothing good about Canada, go away

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