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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

Hmm yeah I'm also going to Portugal which seems pretty gay

It's got "gal" right in the name Jerry, that's as het as Europe gets!

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kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Whooping Crabs posted:

They already have this in the UK I believe. It's called Buckfast.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/buckfast-crimewave-revealed-police-figures-1868308

aw ye :guinness:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Lucky Guy posted:

what's the proper ratio of red bull:wine?

Wine + Red Bull : Red Bull :: Wine : Red Bull

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
The kids here drink Redbull and Buckfast.
It sends them hyper and there's always some little poo poo wanting to fight everyone.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
Serve it in a toilet bowl and garnish it with diarrhea

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Rape Stink posted:

Serve it in a toilet bowl and garnish it with diarrhea

Whatever you say Rape Stink

Cenen
Apr 7, 2011
Red Bull and red wine was the most popular gently caress you up quick drink on my first deployment. The poo poo bag locals only filled about a half solo cup of some Russian wine that had a wildly variable alcohol content so you filled the rest with Red Bull and downed it in one chug back to back and a couple hits of hookah and you were alright for a couple of hours in that soul crushing hell hole.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
the title was repulsive but then i thought about it and yeah i can see that

The_end
May 17, 2014
Pour wine into the redbull can and no one knows your drinking.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Sounds like a milftini to me. :j:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

The_end posted:

Pour wine into the redbull can and no one knows your drinking.

People can always tell. :mad:

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

Stick with me here because this is going to sound crazy...








1:1

:eyepop:


Hector Beerlioz posted:

Wine + Red Bull : Red Bull :: Wine : Red Bull

shut up nerd

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Say that again and I'll knock your loving teeth out, you meanie

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

You guys need to have a T. Ferrari and settle down/get riled up

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I'm intrigued but I'm not going to waste money buying red bull to make it at home I'm gonna save it for when I'm out and really wanna gently caress with some schmuck bartender

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
they're both red, doesnt surprise me

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Britain is so classy that their chosen booze of low rent shitheads and hobos is an over a century old concoction brewed up by monks in an abbey.

" A diet of four bottles a day has been described as 'not conducive to a long life' in a Scottish court."

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
red bull and red wine sounds like a great way to get a bad hangover

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Gaunab posted:

red bull and red wine sounds like a great way to get a bad hangover

Parts of me definitely increase in girth when I drink it

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

Parts of me definitely increase in girth when I drink it

is it ... the weener? :q:

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
that might cause some heart attacks op

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Enfield posted:

you could garnish it with a single rose petal

what is the point of garnishing drinks

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

That Robot posted:

that might cause some heart attacks op

poo poo was so lame when they nerfed 4lokos cause dumbass kids kept dying

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I've been drinking rum and bepis

that's how I read your post

its funnier this way

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

That Robot posted:

that's how I read your post

its funnier this way

You don't go around changing Shakespeare, pally

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

That Robot posted:

what is the point of garnishing drinks

lol what's the point of anything?

Nooner posted:

is it ... the weener? :q:

it's not not the weiner ;)

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Hector Beerlioz posted:

You don't go around changing Shakespeare, pally

"shakespeare gotta get paid yo"

is something I've seen on the messenger bags of hipsters

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

lol what's the point of anything?

garnishes don't make much sense though

unless it's a smokable garnish

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



op cool that's what i drank for the first two years after the last of the kids moved to college and i started emptynesting hard i was hoping the red bull would push my palpitations over the top but here i am still washing the dishes drunk at 1 pm waiting for my breadwinning husband and googling if there are still joke-a-day text lines i could sign up for i could really use a laugh

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

social vegan posted:

op cool that's what i drank for the first two years after the last of the kids moved to college and i started emptynesting hard i was hoping the red bull would push my palpitations over the top but here i am still washing the dishes drunk at 1 pm waiting for my breadwinning husband and googling if there are still joke-a-day text lines i could sign up for i could really use a laugh

knock knock

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



That Robot posted:

knock knock

if it's cpa tell them they're already all too old and that I have retard strength when I'm drunk

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
That's just Super Kalimotxo.

Antiquated Pants
Feb 23, 2011

Oh god I'm so lonely in here...
:negative:

It's called a Riesling Rush.


...If you use Riesling, I guess you could use something else.

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

social vegan posted:

op cool that's what i drank for the first two years after the last of the kids moved to college and i started emptynesting hard i was hoping the red bull would push my palpitations over the top but here i am still washing the dishes drunk at 1 pm waiting for my breadwinning husband and googling if there are still joke-a-day text lines i could sign up for i could really use a laugh

I'm going to double your prescription

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