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banh mi wife: .... banh mi wife: Bún bò huế me:  WHAat the gently caress
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me: I feel the same love for my sandwich wife as i did twenty years ago. sure, she's half-eaten. sure, her cilantro's yellowed and frayed, and she's got a mold spore in her crust. but she's my banh mi dammit, no other will do!! But later, in the dead of night when it's too dark for Innocence to tread, I stand in front of a food cart. A man, face cloaked in shadow, prompts me: "Six dollars for half a sandwich, eight dollars for whole." I hurriedly pass him a crumpled wad of a fiver and three bills, and into my hands is delivered a hot, fresh banh mi slut, its buns taut and its fillings bulging. I bury my face, for both a taste and to hide myself from God, and the taste of sin overwhelms me.
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Mar 2, 2017 21:15
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FutonForensic posted:me: I feel the same love for my sandwich wife as i did twenty years ago. sure, she's half-eaten. sure, her cilantro's yellowed and frayed, and she's got a mold spore in her crust. but she's my banh mi dammit, no other will do!! |
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Mar 2, 2017 21:51
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"Will you still love me when I'm no longer yum and flavorful?" -banh mi wife's favorite lyrics I'm pretty sure
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Mar 2, 2017 23:13
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Bring Your Own Banh mi (wife)
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Mar 3, 2017 00:57
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yea, tho' the day be long my banh mi wife awaits 
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Mar 3, 2017 01:32
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Don't you know my buns are small and humble so you don't confuse them, with subway |
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Mar 3, 2017 04:47
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I've been thinking more about this and I'm convinced that my wife of 20 years is NOT a banh mi sandwich. Evidence: 1. Her bread is rye. 2. Her dressing is Russian. 3. Her family is Orthodox Jews. ---------------- |
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Mar 3, 2017 17:09
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Dear Penthouse Letters, It happened to me. My wife has always been the adventurous sort, which is why she suggested we go to Vietnam for our twentieth wedding anniversary. I was pretty thrilled, I have to say; not that I don't love my wife but things had been getting a little stale between us. When we married, my mouth would water just thinking about her and her spicy ways and shapely buns. So a trip to one of the classic sex tourism hotspots got me feeling like a seventeen-year-old again. Imagine my surprise and excitement when, even before we touched down in Saigon, I realized that my wife of 20 years was a banh mi sandwich. ---------------- |
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Mar 6, 2017 18:33
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cda posted:Dear Penthouse Letters,
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Mar 6, 2017 18:44
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We met back in Nam |
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Mar 6, 2017 19:11
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A banh mi sandwich emerging from the water, smeared with camouflaging mud.
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Mar 6, 2017 19:26
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slowm posted:We met back in Nam |
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Mar 6, 2017 19:51
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slowm posted:We met back in Nam |
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Mar 6, 2017 22:23
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slowm posted:We met back in Nom |
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Mar 6, 2017 23:30
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After an impromptu viewing of "Fifty Shades of Grey" my banh mi wife and I decided to try a bit of light bondage. Now I have a sandwich with some scotch tape wrapped around it and to be honest I kind of feel like a dickhead. |
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Mar 10, 2017 16:06
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Cosmik Slop posted:After an impromptu viewing of "Fifty Shades of Grey" my banh mi wife and I decided to try a bit of light bondage. Now I have a sandwich with some scotch tape wrapped around it and to be honest I kind of feel like a dickhead. try some saran wrap, you'll thank me later 
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Mar 10, 2017 16:47
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Manifisto posted:try some saran wrap, you'll thank me later lol |
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Mar 11, 2017 21:01
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my wife of 20 years is the Pope
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Mar 16, 2017 14:56
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my dog is a banh mi sandwich
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Mar 16, 2017 14:56
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cda posted:my wife of 20 years is the Pope
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Me: "Wh...what's this? Mayo?! But... I didn't..." Banh mi wife: "..." Me: "How could you?? After all this time?! I bet you didn't even stop to think of the sliders!!" Banh mi wife: "..." |
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