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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Honky Dong Country posted:

Motherfucking snapping turtles don't hide in their shells like a bitch


thats a photo of my weener (on a good day)

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Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Thirsty Girl posted:

thats a photo of my weener (on a good day)

He looks happy

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I HOPE EVERYONE DIES

Macrowave Oven
Nov 20, 2008

Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
*clicks on the SJW thread*
"probably this is gonna suck, some dummies complaining about SJWs and poo poo, why'd I click this"
*thread is full of weird turtles*
:confuoot:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

uber_stoat posted:

*clicks on the SJW thread*
"probably this is gonna suck, some dummies complaining about SJWs and poo poo, why'd I click this"
*thread is full of weird turtles*
:confuoot:

This is seriously the best thread the OP has ever made and it's all to spite him. It's great.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
i was wrong (if you're keeping score)

most social justice people are good folks

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS
that's the coolest turtle since Michaelangelo

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

He fukkin knows it too, look at that smirk

E: also have this lil guy

Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Mar 4, 2017

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


hay guyse

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015


lol gently caress yeah. I wanna feed fruit to all the turtles itt, cept the snapper because that little fella likes meat

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015


Bobmuffins
Oct 10, 2016

Ape Fist posted:

I'M A FuckiN' SJW!!!!!!

:same:

SpaghetioSexNoises
Aug 16, 2015
xer this is an in n out drive thru

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
one time I saw a whole dead turtle on the side of the road and its neck was hosed up I didn't take a picture because the image will be forever seared into my brain

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014



These turtles loving rule

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008













Manchild King
Oct 22, 2010
Misogynistic, self-absorbed, incredibly unfunny asshole. BLOCK ME or I will steal your face for creepy fetish porn!
I have a grading scale. One being mildly annoying, ten being please just shut up already. Anti SJWs are a nine and SJWs are a ten. Entertainment industry SJWs are an 11. SA forums SJWs are a twelve.

*edit* I would argue the in depth analysis wasn't actually that deep.

Manchild King fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Mar 5, 2017

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Manchild King posted:

I have a grading scale. One being mildly annoying, ten being please just shut up already. Anti SJWs are a nine and SJWs are a ten. Entertainment industry SJWs are an 11. SA forums SJWs are a twelve.

*edit* I would argue the in depth analysis wasn't actually that deep.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Whoa, nice turtles.

Sperghetti
Apr 21, 2010

Secular Humanist posted:

Both groups are terrible, but have you ever noticed that sjws always pretend everyone who makes fun of them is right wing, because strawmen? Lots of liberals also can't stand sjws!!

It is for this reason I find anti-sjw's to be the more honest group of disgusting internet crease-people. I liked them at first, but then I realized a bunch of them are actual alt-right nutjobs who thought the most pressing issue facing the country is transgender bathrooms so hey lets just elect trump purely out of petty spite.

(see I'm making GBS threads on both sides bc nuance)

Thank you for doing your small part here to perpetuate the Poor People vs. Poor People cycle while the rich continue to somehow, impossibly, further entrench and enrich themselves at everyone's expense.

You're truly doing the Lords' (oligarch's) work, son, and should definitely not gently caress off

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Sperghetti posted:

Thank you for doing your small part here to perpetuate the Poor People vs. Poor People cycle while the rich continue to somehow, impossibly, further entrench and enrich themselves at everyone's expense.

You're truly doing the Lords' (oligarch's) work, son, and should definitely not gently caress off

Maybe just get a job or a hobby dude, idk.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009



Please do not give your turtle caffeine

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Arrhythmia posted:

if you view the world as "SJW vs. anti-sjw" your brain has been permanently broken and you suffer from retard fail aids; sorry

The correct view is "SJW vs normal people"

Sperghetti
Apr 21, 2010

spud posted:

Maybe just get a job or a hobby dude, idk.

Look at my post count, spud. I took my few precious free seconds from my job and hobbies to sarcastically make my annual post. You may now return to your regularly scheduled turtles

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Why would you even discuss SJW poo poo in this thread? Post a loving turtle, idiot.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

am i not turtley enough for the turtle club?

Club Sandwich
May 25, 2012
I recently got an axolotl. They remind me of turtles a little bit because their faces seem to convey a lot of emotion but are ultimate pretty inscrutable.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

gently caress yeah dude check out that lil guys snazzy face frills

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

imagine how fuckin boss that guy would be if he had a shell

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

imagine how fuckin boss that guy would be if he had a shell

Sperghetti
Apr 21, 2010

Honky Dong Country posted:

Why would you even discuss SJW poo poo in this thread? Post a loving turtle, idiot.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
This is one topic I’ve wanted to avoid. This pro- and anti-politically correct “debate” is, in my opinion, the ultimate debate for people who have too much free time. It’s a contest of seeing who can get the most offended over the most stupid nonsense, and I have opposed it from the beginning.

I’m a libertarian inventor and I dream of making massive amounts of money so I can fly around on an electric-powered jet being served by robots and have it all derive from capitalism and freedom. I want to talk about why it’s idiotic that nuclear power and fracking are so over-regulated. I don’t want to talk about which university had a bunch of SOBs crying over a professor saying something that scared them. I want to talk about why we have over ten million illegal immigrants working their asses off in America, but our awful immigration system renders them second class people. I don’t want to talk about how people are complaining Milo Yihoweveyouspellit decided to gel his hair to look like Johnny Bravo and bash Muslims. I want to talk about why the government has occupational licensing that takes years to get on who can cut my hair when it’s my hair and my decision. I don’t want to talk about whether it’s a good thing that a comic book character is now black or not.

It’s an extremely dumb debate where neither side are totally wrong or totally right, but it’s one I get hammered at me every drat day on social media. I see people from both sides and on both extremes where I just go “Dude… Get a life!” I’m co-founder of a libertarian website, so I should probably get our Facebook audience pissed off and defend the feminist, social justice warriors and politically correct principles; with that, let’s go!

I’m going to begin my defense of the politically correct and the social justice warriors by saying a lot of PC people and SJWs are total and complete dumbasses.

Why do I say this?

Because let us take a real look at some arguments I’ve heard, personally, from these people over the years.

“College students need to be entitled to a safe space on campus away from hate speech and bad people.”

I might have just missed the college years of playing frisbee and beer pong, but what hate speech on campus is really going on, for the most part? Is there some actual big custom in which people are getting into ghost costumes and going “The South shall rise again!”? What the hell are people actually doing? Being drunken teenagers and probably making some natural mistakes once in a blue moon? Come on…

Plus, if someone is going to college and spending money to have an actual experience opposed to living in their mother’s basement and studying on Devry like most Libertarian Party candidates for local office, and the goal is to get a safe space? They are flat-out stupid. People should always seek in life to interact with things they don’t agree with, to learn or grow from it. This nonsense that they should hide from it is exactly why bad ideas come to power to begin with. The best way to counter something is actually approach it in an intelligent manner, be an adult and counter head-on even if it leads to some problems. Just sitting in a room like a child, is idiotic.

“Comic books are these sexist and graphic things. Look how they make Harley Quinn look. It’s so terrible!”

As a mega-comic fan, this was the dumbest piece of poo poo I’ve ever seen on my newsfeed on Facebook. So much so that the D-bag who posted it blocked me for my response of saying he’s nuts.

Simplest pitch: Harley Quinn should be this ditsy and sexy character who is abused and acts like a moron. It’s her personality. She grew up in a terrible background, became a doctor from likely inappropriate methods and had a breakdown from the Joker who preyed on her weaknesses and made her a slave. She is a great example of abusive relationships. Her being ditsy, large breasted and dress like a slut is absolutely part of her character. Also, in comics such as the Suicide Squad, there’s Harley Quinn dressed in her underwear shooting an RPG and right next to her is Amanda Waller. Amanda Waller is this genius who no one takes advantage of, is never sexualized at all, shops with Hillary Clinton for her pantsuits and is extremely beneficial to the story. These are called personalities. They are based on things people see in everyday life and to deny readers a character such as Harley Quinn is denying the world of telling a very real and common story.

Plus, I’m a man. I have not had any fatty food in a year, I lift weights constantly, on a slow day I bike ten miles and last week biked 40 miles, every day. I do 200 sit-ups a day and this summer swam probably 150+ miles, combined. Do I think Bruce Wayne being jacked as hell, despite rarely being shown working out, is realistic? No, but it’s a loving comic and I’m not going to complain Bruce Wayne is more ripped than I am the same way I’m not going to complain Harley Quinn was drawn to have breasts larger over her face.

“Women make 25% less than

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

imagine how fuckin boss that guy would be if he had a shell

it would be better if his entire head was a shell with eyes and a mouth

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Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

This thread has all the coolest turtles

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