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Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

that's horse poo poo!!!

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Nov 11, 2009

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the popes toes posted:

Rule of thumb: tie never goes to Girardi

lmao all the umps hatin on girardi, he's probably some insufferable macho dude who manages to be a know-it-all poindexter

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holy poo poo tim "was a bust in the first obama term" beckham is starting in TYOOL 2017

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
The real first hit of the year doesn't need no lovely replay.

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omg start teh fire sale now!!!1

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


AndrewP posted:

uh does ESPN not display velocity

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Kiermaier :swoon:

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007



well, thanks for clearing that up

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
Probation
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will_colorado posted:



well, thanks for clearing that up

I'm waiting for "Aaron Judge: not actually legally qualified".

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womp :geno:

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

BASEBALL IS BAAAAAAAAAAAACK :gizz:

:circlefap:

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Holy poo poo sacrifice flies exist?

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
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Scoring that as a base hit :lol:

e: is Tanaka trying to throw a wild pitch

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Tanaka is shook

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

Souza Jr's walk-up music is the theme from Space Jam, so that makes him an okay dude.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
im horney for baseball

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Lo Mo!

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Should just end the season now, we've reached our peak.

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drat that guy got clowned

Mister Perky
Aug 2, 2010
The sun is shining, birds are singing, I have a nice breeze blowing over the the back of my neck through an open window.

And the first GDT thread of the new season is off and running.

Happy Small Sample Size Day everybody.

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

I do miss when an umpire would make a call, everyone would react, and the game kept moving.

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

will_colorado posted:

I do miss when an umpire would make a call, everyone would react, the manager comes out, yelling ensues, dirt gets kicked, someone is ejected and the game kept moving.

Ftfy

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpS-XFXxJvE

never forget :911:

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
ESPN flashing some win probability up there now.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
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who on earth is this guy in the Yankee booth who doesn't understand the difference between having a beard and not having a beard?

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Julio Cruz posted:

who on earth is this guy in the Yankee booth who doesn't understand the difference between having a beard and not having a beard?

It's either David Cone or Paul O'Neill. I can't remember which one was having the trouble

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
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humpthewind posted:

It's either David Cone or Paul O'Neill. I can't remember which one was having the trouble

It wasn't Cone so it must have been O'Neill, thanks.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
LONGO!

In the 162 spot too

Hoekie
Apr 22, 2010
So good to see some dingers.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

marioinblack posted:

LONGO!

In the 162 spot too

Didn't hit anyone in the dick so it's only like 1% as cool

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

Paul Zuvella posted:

Didn't hit anyone in the dick so it's only like 1% as cool

That was Dan Johnson

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Julio Cruz posted:

Guys....we made it :unsmith:

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
This is a very weirdly shaped strike zone.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Ok, ESPN added the K zone, now add the loving velocity you dolts.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Offensive superstar Logan Morrison

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

Ok, ESPN added the K zone, now add the loving velocity you dolts.

Done

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

SPRING TRAINING ACE MASAHIRO TANKA

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
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Tanaka's looking terrible, his command is all over the place.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Tanaka is a bust, trade him.

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Sure, I'll take it.

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