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Game over man, game over!! Throw me in as a door kicker please. And give me grenades, only grenades.
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alright loving poo poo. When I tried to inject my own av as a test it broke the game, but I had a backup so that's good. Also I forgot Who What Now the first time around, you made it in this mission. protagonist you stay home with the other two mooks so you won't die.
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Nov 23, 2017 23:34
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I'm gonna fuckin' kill them all.
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Squad select: probably brought too many guys, but not a big deal. We're going with two squads: Honkey Dong, pverty goat, hubcaps, Harvey god. Heavy hitters, powerful ordinance. Who What Now, Blue Train, Chicken Heart. Little bit faster, lighter armaments. Blue train got some tricks. fancy place, they don't see us yet
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Nov 23, 2017 23:41
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Im back at the base doing gay science on my dick and balls
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Nov 23, 2017 23:44
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Put me in as your stunsticksman, I wanna get in there and show the aliens my swordplay skills.
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Nov 23, 2017 23:44
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well, that wasn't too long. Honky Dong Took the liberty of loading up incindeary rounds everyone else in the squad was super eager and blasted out some shots but loving cant aim for poo poo and everything missed
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Nov 23, 2017 23:49
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snaps off a shot...
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Nov 23, 2017 23:50
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Hey make me an agent but a robot agent and I want to exclusively use fire grenades and fire rockets and just burn poo poo, take me on all your futuristic manson cult missions
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Nov 23, 2017 23:52
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nailed him, nice! He'll burn to death probably but I don't know how long it'll take
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SniperWoreConverse posted:nailed him, nice! He'll burn to death probably but I don't know how long it'll take fuk yea
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Nov 23, 2017 23:54
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poverty goat manages to dump half a mag and hit the curtain. Well, we're here to gently caress em up, so good work? Can't see thru the flames too well I guess. Better leave the rest in, always want to have some extra time for reaction shots, unless you've killed everything
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Nov 23, 2017 23:56
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durg I posted wrong screen and don't know how to edit the ones you upload to the forums
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Nov 23, 2017 23:57
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Harveygod was able to run up and score some hits Free hubcaps moves to a support position Squad 2 Hauls rear end to support On their next turn the cultists just run around stupidly confused for no reason, the guy who caught on fire managed to put it out. Harveygod finishes the one with no problem
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Nov 24, 2017 00:03
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hubcaps takes out the other with armor piercing rounds
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Nov 24, 2017 00:05
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pg runs up to check what they had on them. Disappointingly underequipped. Just pistols. Makes the job easier I guess.
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Nov 24, 2017 00:06
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So I shot the gently caress outta that first guy and started the fire? gently caress yeah son, kill maim burn.
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Nov 24, 2017 00:06
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Harvey and honky move up, pg guards hubcaps who used all the time units trying to kill one guy squad two moves up in a different direction. Next rooms are empty. These fucks are hiding somewhere. I have who what now shoot up the joint indiscriminately to see if they're hiding behind curtains but no luck. Prob in the basement wich is a terrible place for fires
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Nov 24, 2017 00:16
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Prob in the basement wich is a terrible place for fires I'm gonna burn that motherfucker down anyway.
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Nov 24, 2017 00:19
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Former DILF posted:Im back at the base doing gay science on my dick and balls i'm dehydrated and coated in a thick layer of fuckmusk
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Nov 24, 2017 00:20
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I Had chickenheart do the same thing from another angle, nothing. Squad two is nowhere near anybody and the only action they got is shooting down curtains. On their turn a sniper runs out of the basement directly into the middle of squad one. Teamwork and multishots kill the gently caress out of him.
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Nov 24, 2017 00:21
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Put me in coach, I'm ready to play - I'm gay
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Nov 24, 2017 00:22
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They're already 6 feet underground, saves time
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Nov 24, 2017 00:22
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I wanna know specifically who kills who and how. Running kill counts and poo poo.
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Nov 24, 2017 00:22
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Former DILF posted:i'm dehydrated and coated in a thick layer of fuckmusk Trust me, your work is going to pay off man, we'll get to your updates after this pg goes down the lift and right into another cultist. Uhh, four more cultists
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Nov 24, 2017 00:23
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 In fact, I will buy an av/title (of my choice) for the fighter left alive with the highest kill count and the top scientist (I have no loving clue what the metric for this is so the OP will have to tell me) by the time this thread is over or dies from inactivity. I'm willing to  on this poo poo.
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Nov 24, 2017 00:25
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gently caress yeah this is gonna be good
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Nov 24, 2017 00:27
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Pg savagely murders the dude who was two steps away, a masterwork of being able to point and pull the trigger. Unfortunately they cannot come even close to hitting any of the guys that are 15 feet away and need to retreat or get ganged up on. They'll guard the lift from the top. HDC drops down and lights up the whole hallway with a couple shots, but is incapable of shooting past these guys to also light up their retreat, so he's going to have to haul rear end down one of these tunnels or back up the lift. If these guys get too close he will probably end up catching himself on fire.
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Nov 24, 2017 00:30
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meanwhile harvygod jumps off the ledge into the lower worship level like a psycho, but I wasn't able to catch a shot in time. Getting to the access hatch, it's... A loving empty office. Goddamn it. We didn't bring any demo charges, so don't expect blowing a hole in the wall to save HDC
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Nov 24, 2017 00:36
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I wanna die like the bitch I am
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Nov 24, 2017 00:36
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I'm willing to die a horrible alien related death if you would have me.
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Nov 24, 2017 00:36
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HDC runs for safety: the problem with fire ammo is it's more of an area denial type weapon. HDC will NOT be able to kill this guy without dumping his entire mag, and this may not be enough even if he does
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Nov 24, 2017 00:41
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SniperWoreConverse posted:HDC drops down and lights up the whole hallway with a couple shots, but is incapable of shooting past these guys to also light up their retreat, so he's going to have to haul rear end down one of these tunnels or back up the lift. If these guys get too close he will probably end up catching himself on fire. SniperWoreConverse posted:HDC runs for safety: DUMP THE WHOLE loving MAG. DUMP ALL THE MAGS. 
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Nov 24, 2017 00:42
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HDC shoots one off and runs up the lift, but there's not even enough time to turn around. On their turn one runs up, on loving fire, and tries to attack. Doesn't work, the other guys mow him down. I can't see it but I hear sounds of running, guys getting burned, and... small arms fire?
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Nov 24, 2017 00:46
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lmao some dude I set on fire tried to end me, failed, and got killed by one of you other filthy bastards for his efforts. Godamn this is great. And all we can hear is sounds of the hellish conflagration I started. I've changed my mind, gently caress the shotgun in your face assault route. I just wanna recklessly start fires until I'm dead from here on out. This is amazing.
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Nov 24, 2017 00:48
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Squad What Now's mission of destroying decorations is a vital element of long term psychological warfare.
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Nov 24, 2017 00:49
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Seriously though SniperWoreConverse keep track of kill counts and who's the best scientist. I'm legit gonna buy avs for the best of each (of my choice, but while maybe embarassing depending on my level of creativity at the time they'll be X-COM related).
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Honky Dong Country posted:lmao some dude I set on fire tried to end me, failed, and got killed by one of you other filthy bastards for his efforts. Godamn this is great. And all we can hear is sounds of the hellish conflagration I started. He could have. You're back was turned and the cultist had a lot of time. It was the split second reactions of the rest of the squad that kept you from harms way. Who What Now posted:Squad What Now's mission of destroying decorations is a vital element of long term psychological warfare. More than you think. Squad two has finally made it to the second lift, Who What Now mows upen these dumbass curtains so ChickenHeart can drop down. Mag dump. Completely to empty, then run back up the lift. Two shots hit, so good work? Time to deploy the crafty BlueTrain.
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By crippling their velvet curtain supply lines, XCOM hopes to force the Cult of Sirius into an unsustainable furniture-replacement death spiral. We predict the CoS will capitulate within the month.
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