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Packed full of popcorn kernel pieces. Like, an impossible amount of them. Several ounces, at least.
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Feb 20, 2018 19:22
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my rear end is crammed to the rim with thoughts and prayers
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Feb 20, 2018 19:23
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mostly lasagna, in... near-mint condition
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Feb 20, 2018 19:25
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im p sure I have the piss tape lodged somewhere in my hinder
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Feb 20, 2018 19:27
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i think my rectum has already been infiltrated by aliens, sometimes I hear space sounds coming from down there
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Feb 20, 2018 19:29
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my rectum's contents are strictly confidential nice try aliens 
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Feb 20, 2018 19:46
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SmokaDustbowl posted:the black box from malaysian flight 370 The black box from Richard Kelly's The Box
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Feb 20, 2018 19:53
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Mein Kampf Enthusiast posted:-Bruce Coville's Book of Monsters I've been looking for a copy forever, are you selling???
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Feb 20, 2018 19:58
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Scars, and my fingers, you weirdos.
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Feb 20, 2018 20:02
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free hubcaps posted:i think my rectum has already been infiltrated by aliens, sometimes I hear space sounds coming from down there mine sounds like a cave from earthbound sometimes so i would guess some neanderthals ?
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Feb 20, 2018 20:15
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I used to have a ship in a bottle in my butthole, but I forgot to take it out before sitting down, so now I have broken glass and some bits of wood and twine in there.
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Feb 20, 2018 20:17
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The Democratic People's Republic of North Korea. Full size
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Feb 20, 2018 20:21
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Rations, whiskey, a small pocket knife and a carton of cigarettes. I like to be prepared.
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Feb 20, 2018 20:22
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The dodo is not extinct. They live in my arse under a false name, doodoo.
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Feb 20, 2018 20:25
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Labes for days posted:I've been looking for a copy forever, are you selling??? I unironically wish I still had all those books because they're not cheap to find used and they were unironically awesome. Same for the My Teacher is an Alien series and the Dimension X series. e: I still have a copy of Jeremy Thatcher, Dragon Hatcher somewhere for sure
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Feb 20, 2018 20:26
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the contents of the briefcase from pulp fiction
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Feb 20, 2018 20:42
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Aliens implanted a toxic gland in my butt to make my farts more powerful. Pretty swell guys, those aliens.
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Feb 20, 2018 20:44
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Feb 20, 2018 20:47
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Mein Kampf Enthusiast posted:I unironically wish I still had all those books because they're not cheap to find used and they were unironically awesome. Same for the My Teacher is an Alien series and the Dimension X series. i have a hardcover copy of the entire My Teacher Is An Alien series and it is really great. however, alien-themed as it is, i have never had it in my b-hole
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Feb 20, 2018 20:50
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my rear end is feeling alien i try to sit it out
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Feb 20, 2018 21:01
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myDad posted:*Greedo
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Feb 20, 2018 21:02
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Ghosts.
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Feb 20, 2018 21:04
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Let's get silly about Aliens and the content of our buttholes. When I get anal probed I pretend to push but really just shoot silly string out of my butt. The greys love that.
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Feb 20, 2018 21:14
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two butts pushing an anal probe back and forth forever
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Feb 20, 2018 21:14
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Please put your hands into your butt and pull it open so everyone can see. Be an educator.
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Feb 20, 2018 21:15
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Mein Kampf Enthusiast posted:I unironically wish I still had all those books because they're not cheap to find used and they were unironically awesome. Same for the My Teacher is an Alien series and the Dimension X series. They were the best and yeah, I can't find affordable copies. Wish I'd thought to put them up my butt when I had them. 
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Feb 20, 2018 21:21
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My butt contains Tinkerbell from the lovely J.M. Barrie novel Peter Pan. I have repeatedly asked her to leave and she refuses. I have repeatedly asked her if she could at least douse me with fairy dust so I can fly and she says no. I have repeatedly asked her why she likes it so much in there and she just tells me to mind my own business. However on occasion she mutters to herself, and one time I clearly heard her say "Wendy will never fit in here". My last attempt to resolve this situation consisted of me asking her what right she has to move into my butt and her response was "Eminent Domain, bitch." She has accepted food, water, and a clean sock of mine to use as a sleeping bag, but otherwise I have been unable to even slightly melt her icy fae demeanor. Please help.
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Feb 20, 2018 21:23
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actually if the aliens are going to be up in there anyways maybe they can tell me why i'm waking up at 4am with an upset stomach if i eat or drink anything after 7:30 the night before
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Feb 20, 2018 21:26
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I only wish I could find fingers up my keyster.  ~forever alone~
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Feb 20, 2018 21:32
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Labes for days posted:They were the best and yeah, I can't find affordable copies. Wish I'd thought to put them up my butt when I had them. I wonder if I can get them on Kindle for reasonable prices You remember that one story about the fat dude who lived in the house full of garbage and ate people through a mouth in his stomach and then stretched their skins over marionettes? Pretty dark poo poo for a kids' book.
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Feb 20, 2018 21:35
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another alien probe
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Feb 20, 2018 21:38
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myDad posted:*Greedo needo that greedo
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Feb 20, 2018 21:39
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:My butt contains Tinkerbell from the lovely J.M. Barrie novel Peter Pan. I have repeatedly asked her to leave and she refuses. I have repeatedly asked her if she could at least douse me with fairy dust so I can fly and she says no. I have repeatedly asked her why she likes it so much in there and she just tells me to mind my own business. However on occasion she mutters to herself, and one time I clearly heard her say "Wendy will never fit in here". I don't believe in fairies.
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Feb 20, 2018 21:55
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Mein Kampf Enthusiast posted:I wonder if I can get them on Kindle for reasonable prices I looked again and I guess you can get copies used about $5, however the boxed set i couldn't find. They're not digitized as far as I can tell.  That was The Fat Man and yeah it loving owned. Pee pie!
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Feb 20, 2018 21:59
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I would love to have them easily accessible - I have a hard time committing to adult-length books when I'm on work trips and poo poo, it'd be great to be able to pass the time with those.
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Feb 20, 2018 22:02
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In the interest of not derailing this thread, https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849889
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Feb 20, 2018 22:11
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They want my phantasm sphere!
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Feb 20, 2018 22:18
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Cobra Commander, then Zartan, and lastly Lifeline. After Lifeline didn't come back out Duke ordered the entrance sealed.
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