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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Caganer posted:

didn't some goon get a subscription and post a bunch of gross ads for massage parlors that let you go down on hookers

That was a different site specifically about reviews for massage parlors

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Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Caganer posted:

didn't some goon get a subscription and post a bunch of gross ads for massage parlors that let you go down on hookers

hell you didnt need a subscription. you could just straight up go to [yourcity].backpage.com

it was always a bunch of chicks being very careful to specify that they are selling their time

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

bradzilla posted:

now how will I advertise that I work at the dick sucking factory

Take a one page ad in the New York Times that reads: Bradzilla will work from home

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica

Caganer posted:

didn't some goon get a subscription and post a bunch of gross ads for massage parlors that let you go down on hookers

lmao gross

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Hector Beerlioz posted:

now I'll never get laid :(

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Sid Vicious posted:

That's true

sid vicious hurt my feelings

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Maybe reddit will be next 'cause there are lots of hookup subreddits and gonewild is like the yellowpages for cam whores.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

the feds wanted to keep all the prostitutes for themselves.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

etalian posted:

the feds wanted to keep all the prostitutes for themselves.

fbi: female booty inspector

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

etalian posted:

the feds wanted to keep all the prostitutes for themselves.

what country was it that the secret service i think got busted for spending a poo poo load of money on whores?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

No... first bitcoin, now this... my sources of income are drying up.... :orks:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Blue Raider posted:

what country was it that the secret service i think got busted for spending a poo poo load of money on whores?

Colombia, also known for cocaine

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Blue Train posted:

Colombia, also known for cocaine

Then the guy investigating it got popped going to a brothel

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/10/29/investigator-in-secret-service-prostitution-scandal-resigns-after-implicated-in.html

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
My chances of never having sex again increase with each passing day.

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Pawn 17 posted:

I would also like to note I actually have no idea what the U.S. Postal Inspection Service is.

They're the dudes making sure you aren't mailing illegal dicks through the mail

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Lol the fbi raided hthe owners homes

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Blue Raider posted:

hell you didnt need a subscription. you could just straight up go to [yourcity].backpage.com

it was always a bunch of chicks being very careful to specify that they are selling their time

Trading. TRADING their time. For "roses"

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Blue Train posted:

Colombia, also known for cocaine

cocaine and hookers you say? sounds like a reese's commercial.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Gaunab posted:

My chances of never having sex again increase with each passing day.

how can there be a >100% chance of something?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Crap I didn’t save any numbers now I gotta go cruising the stroll :argh:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

how can there be a >100% chance of something?


Something being 100% is just bad statistics. Now 99.999999999%...

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
I thought the FBI was focusing all of their resources to indict Trump? What's going on?

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

us postal inspectors are no loving joke. they have a lot of power

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


In the sweep reddit did in reaction to this law where they removed anything related to sex work or hookers, they also banned anything related to the darknet including such dangerous subs as r/CBDflowers lol

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Blue Raider posted:

us postal inspectors are no loving joke. they have a lot of power

IIRC, the post office has a pretty hefty annual ammunition budget.

Cyks
Mar 17, 2008

The trenches of IT can scar a muppet for life

Blue Raider posted:

what country was it that the secret service i think got busted for spending a poo poo load of money on whores?

My city spent 26k on alcohol, drugs and sex in a year long investigation into prostitution at a strip club that was well known for it.

Must have been one hell of an assignment.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

so much for the free market :(

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

finally i can return to pimping. big time

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
I'm actually really surprised this wasn't announced via Presidential Tweet where Trump announced that he eliminated all sex trafficking forever.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

counterfeitsaint posted:

I'm actually really surprised this wasn't announced via Presidential Tweet where Trump announced that he eliminated all sex trafficking forever.

he'd hate that

gottabefrank
Sep 19, 2014

Glad that den of filth is off my internet, does anyone know of other similar sites that I can bookmark to make sure I don’t visit them?

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

gottabefrank posted:

Glad that den of filth is off my internet, does anyone know of other similar sites that I can bookmark to make sure I don’t visit them?

as a law abiding citizen i need a list of all illegal prostitute sites to make sure i don't accidentally visit one

:goonsay:

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight


I'm pretty sure this uneducated foreigner has been loving Trump for his delightful personality.

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

Three Olives posted:



I'm pretty sure this uneducated foreigner has been loving Trump for his delightful personality.

immigrants often take the dirty jobs us citizens refuse to

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Caganer posted:

as a law abiding citizen i need a list of all illegal prostitute sites to make sure i don't accidentally visit one

:goonsay:

:thejoke:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

haha

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

good use of smilies friend

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
hi how are you?
there was this racist piece of shit in your av so I fixed it
you're welcome
pay it forward~

Caganer posted:

didn't some goon get a subscription and post a bunch of gross ads for massage parlors that let you go down on hookers

Pretty sure years ago some goon posted his in depth experience of calling a hooker on backpages and going down on her, so that ad might have been a parody of that.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Well this is going to create a moderately sized void in my life going forward.

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

Well this is going to create a moderately sized void in my life going forward.

Not anymore :rip:

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