Wormskull posted:

Sorry Synthy, but Patrick Klepek's got you beat in the fake Patrick Klepek posts.

In Training posted:

Wormskull posted:

Sorry Synthy, but Patrick Klepek's got you beat in the fake Patrick Klepek posts.

HORMELCHILI posted:

Me playing this game so far:

Hour 1: So you are a 10/10. Hello 10/10, let's have a lot of fun together. I heard great things about you
Hour 2: Hmm, so where are you from that they call you a 10/10? Yeah? Just asking, you know, over here, the bureaucracy's a bitch and you can't get those titles that easily
Hour 3: You are no 10/10....your government lied to you, they paid people to make you a 10/10. Also you are loving hard. Not Dark Souls hard in a way, but "this is stupid" hard hard
Hour 5: Well, I'll give you that, your combat flows nicely, and the difficulty is okay I guess....you ARE a lot of fun
Hour 10: gently caress that, you go to eleven, you are 11/10, I am unworthy of playing you!!!



....but gently caress that boy!!!

Wormskull posted:

Sorry Synthy, but Patrick Klepek's got you beat in the fake Patrick Klepek posts.

In Training posted:

*turning to my GF* That's Kratos...the god of war.

In Training posted:

"We all gotta take responsibility sometime, huh?” mutters a young child as he quietly slings a well-worn bow over his back. His eyes never break with the towering presence nearby, a man the child calls father. To those unfortunate enough to have crossed paths with him, though, it’s Kratos, god of war. Most who question him slide through his fiery blades, blood scattered to the winds, but his son, Atreus, is different. So is this God of War. Using Atreus as a vehicle, his creators have decided to turn the tables on him, and therefore, themselves. What does it mean to create, to be, a monster?

In Training posted:

*turning to my GF* That's Kratos...the god of war.

In Training posted:

*turning to my GF* That's Kratos...the god of war.

Wormskull posted:

*on a wooden dining chair in 2005 talking out loud to myself in my dark bedroom* That's Kratos...the god of war.

Wormskull posted:

Sorry Synthy, but Patrick Klepek's got you beat in the fake Patrick Klepek posts.

In Training posted:

"We all gotta take responsibility sometime, huh?” mutters a young child as he quietly slings a well-worn bow over his back. His eyes never break with the towering presence nearby, a man the child calls father. To those unfortunate enough to have crossed paths with him, though, it’s Kratos, god of war. Most who question him slide through his fiery blades, blood scattered to the winds, but his son, Atreus, is different. So is this God of War. Using Atreus as a vehicle, his creators have decided to turn the tables on him, and therefore, themselves. What does it mean to create, to be, a monster?

In Training posted:

*turning to my GF* That's Kratos...the god of war.

Wormskull posted:

Sorry Synthy, but Patrick Klepek's got you beat in the fake Patrick Klepek posts.

In Training posted:

*turning to my GF* That's Kratos...the god of war.

Ween posted:

Ween posted:

Kratos Days of Bloody Assfucking Are Over

In Training posted:

The sentence "What does it mean to create, to be, a monster?", especially the formatting/punctuation choices, makes my blood boil.

In Training posted:

The sentence "What does it mean to create, to be, a monster?", especially the formatting/punctuation choices, makes my blood boil.

elf help book posted:

So is this God of War.

R. Guyovich posted:

This is the game that finally broke me and got me to buy a PS4. In the mean time, let's talk about Norse mythology and how loving rad it is! Any stories I tell in this thread will be based on Neil Gaiman's recent compendium Norse Mythology, with the Internet filling in the gaps and an occasional dash of my own pizazz.

R. Guyovich posted:

This is the game that finally broke me and got me to buy a PS4. In the mean time, let's talk about Norse mythology and how loving rad it is! Any stories I tell in this thread will be based on Neil Gaiman's recent compendium Norse Mythology, with the Internet filling in the gaps and an occasional dash of my own pizazz.

Ween posted:

R. Guyovich posted:

This is the game that finally broke me and got me to buy a PS4. In the mean time, let's talk about Norse mythology and how loving rad it is! Any stories I tell in this thread will be based on Neil Gaiman's recent compendium Norse Mythology, with the Internet filling in the gaps and an occasional dash of my own pizazz.

In Training posted:

"We all gotta take responsibility sometime, huh?” mutters a young child as he quietly slings a well-worn bow over his back. His eyes never break with the towering presence nearby, a man the child calls father. To those unfortunate enough to have crossed paths with him, though, it’s Kratos, god of war. Most who question him slide through his fiery blades, blood scattered to the winds, but his son, Atreus, is different. So is this God of War. Using Atreus as a vehicle, his creators have decided to turn the tables on him, and therefore, themselves. What does it mean to create, to be, a monster?

HORMELCHILI posted:

Me playing this game so far:

Hour 1: So you are a 10/10. Hello 10/10, let's have a lot of fun together. I heard great things about you
Hour 2: Hmm, so where are you from that they call you a 10/10? Yeah? Just asking, you know, over here, the bureaucracy's a bitch and you can't get those titles that easily
Hour 3: You are no 10/10....your government lied to you, they paid people to make you a 10/10. Also you are loving hard. Not Dark Souls hard in a way, but "this is stupid" hard hard
Hour 5: Well, I'll give you that, your combat flows nicely, and the difficulty is okay I guess....you ARE a lot of fun
Hour 10: gently caress that, you go to eleven, you are 11/10, I am unworthy of playing you!!!



....but gently caress that boy!!!