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lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

Burt Sexual posted:

Wow, that kinda weird. Any reasons why?

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Booty Pageant posted:

jeffrey tambor starring as paul allen circa 2006 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IM0SvIiMI4

That was really interesting. Thanks for posting.

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
https://www.wired.com/story/stratolaunch-airplane-burt-rutan-paul-allen/

who needs kids when you can just build a huge fuckin plane to compete with space x???

MisterFister
Jul 6, 2003

Sticking it to THE MAN, assuming THE MAN is an innocent casual dining restaurant.
I was thinking this was the famous interviewer what was his name if it wasnt paul allen. Who am I thinking of?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Gotta be honest, sounds like I’d be if I was a billionaire. The anti musk. Just have fun doing poo poo. Stay out of the limelight. Idk much about him really.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






MisterFister posted:

I was thinking this was the famous interviewer what was his name if it wasnt paul allen. Who am I thinking of?

Larry king?

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

MisterFister posted:

I was thinking this was the famous interviewer what was his name if it wasnt paul allen. Who am I thinking of?

Paul Harvey? Steve Allen?

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
It's comforting to know billionaires still die.

MisterFister
Jul 6, 2003

Sticking it to THE MAN, assuming THE MAN is an innocent casual dining restaurant.

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

Paul Harvey? Steve Allen?

Steve Allen yes. Thanks!

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

KakerMix posted:

It's comforting to know billionaires still die.

I honestly wonder who is frozen that we don't know about.

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jody_Allen

quote:

In 2013, her former security guards accused her of sexual harassment and of smuggling giraffe bones out of Botswana after she went on a safari with her brother.

fuckin lmao

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Oh poo poo that's illegal?!

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

good

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Paul is dead.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


sounds right

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Burt Sexual posted:

Gotta be honest, sounds like I’d be if I was a billionaire. The anti musk. Just have fun doing poo poo. Stay out of the limelight. Idk much about him really.

he was scum and is famous for having a big yacht

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

Blue Train posted:

he was scum and is famous for having a big yacht

i dunno, he saw the future and wanted to murder it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Allen posted:

Allen's August 2010 patent infringement lawsuit against AOL, Apple, eBay, Facebook, Google, Netflix, Office Depot, OfficeMax, Staples, Yahoo!, and YouTube.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I’m worried about the implications on my beloved Seattle Seahawks. This is a loving tragedy if it impacts their success going forward

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Kuato posted:

I’m worried about the implications on my beloved Seattle Seahawks. This is a loving tragedy if it impacts their success going forward

I'm sure his......passing won't have much of an effect

funny song about politics
Feb 11, 2002
Thanks for the Allen Brain Atlas, it's very nice but the sagittal sections are useless

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Booty Pageant posted:

i dunno, he saw the future and wanted to murder it

a luddite too

Kuato posted:

I’m worried about the implications on my beloved Seattle Seahawks. This is a loving tragedy if it impacts their success going forward

they're already dead

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
drat, Vin Diesel's Fast and Furious co-star died twice? What the gently caress man

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Chief McHeath posted:

drat, Vin Diesel's co-star died twice? What the gently caress man

2fast2furious

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
AAAAAAEEEEEUUUUHHHHH!!???!??

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

AAAAAAEEEEEUUUUHHHHH!!???!??

*peers over fence*

Well, death is a part of life, Tim.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
He had a great Business card. But in all seriousness, which horrible billionaire is going to buy the Seahawks? Maybe Nintendo?

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Another martini, Paul?

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
he died lol

Dipes
Oct 24, 2003
paul allen has looked like an auschwitz resident for like 15 years

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Dipes posted:

paul allen has looked like an auschwitz resident for like 15 years

He had cancer, dude.

Tane
Feb 27, 2005

why do people care is it because he had a lot of money or because we're all still mad about Microsoft Clippy (tm)

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Tane posted:

why do people care is it because he had a lot of money or because we're all still mad about Microsoft Clippy (tm)

We're all in mourning over his unrequited love for his bearded sitcom co-host

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

He had a great Business card. But in all seriousness, which horrible billionaire is going to buy the Seahawks? Maybe Nintendo?

i would love to see how salaryman culture trickles down to some jabroni doing press conferences in the most childish way possible in order to avoid fines

oh wait

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Paul the Alien died?

Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017

His sister convinced him to buy the Seahawks so I assume she will keep the team and hand it off to her kids eventually.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
it took me a couple of minutes to realize you guys were talking about a real person

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Cubone posted:

it took me a couple of minutes to realize you guys were talking about a real person

correct in some ways yet a gross misinterpretation of paul allen in others

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
At some point when you have so much money, there is only one remaining risk in your existence: death. No amount of money can stop it. It may at best buy you some time that normal people wouldn’t have. But not much. I’m some ways you have to respect the ones that don’t freak out and start sponsoring bizarre life sciences startups or cryogenic services or other crazy attempts to cheat death. He fought and he lost just like all of us. At the end his final words ring true, “is that a raincoat?”

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I saw his boat while on vacation once. It had a helicopter.

Edit: also a submarine.

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Picnic Princess posted:

I saw his boat while on vacation once. It had a helicopter.

Edit: also a submarine.

It's good that he's dead

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