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Downer: I am alone and unloved. Silver Lining: I will die alone and unloved.
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I'm alcohol, a downer
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Oct 25, 2018 03:44
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what if im gay
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Oct 25, 2018 04:00
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Kak posted:what if im gay 
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Oct 25, 2018 04:05
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Alright, hey, I'm here.
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Oct 25, 2018 04:11
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Obsidianheart posted:Alright, hey, I'm here.
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Oct 25, 2018 04:15
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Kak posted:what if im gay then the justice department forwarded arguments to the supreme court today telling them to revoke your protection under federal nondiscrimination legislation
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Oct 25, 2018 04:21
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Hm.
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Oct 25, 2018 04:26
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No matter how much you relish the thought of death, it will still terrify you when it comes, and you will regret everything you feel right now. The only cure for this is to love yourself.
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Oct 25, 2018 04:29
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klapman posted:No matter how much you relish the thought of death, it will still terrify you when it comes, and you will regret everything you feel right now. Or to do so many drugs you die in a euphoric chemical-induced sleep.
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Oct 25, 2018 04:30
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klapman posted:No matter how much you relish the thought of death, it will still terrify you when it comes, and you will regret everything you feel right now. As a reprehensible human being how do I do that?
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Oct 25, 2018 04:31
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Yeah holy poo poo I’m so depressed I only staged 5/7 of a G class iron core processor as a universal load on the earth and helped compile the new Unix core transparently in the new I class but man I got the hacker blues durrrrr I’m the op..  Does like legit computer science make you sad or? 
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Oct 25, 2018 04:34
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Xenocides posted:As a reprehensible human being how do I do that? If you haven't killed anyone with your bare hands, you're probably less reprehensible than you think. Even thinking that you're reprehensible is a sign that you're not as bad as you think you are. I'm a complete layabout that's been a burden to his family for years on end, and even I'm not reprehensible. I just had a hard time growing up, and took a long time to do it. So long as you're alive, there's an opportunity to pay back the debt you've built up. Never forget that. Obsidianheart posted:Or to do so many drugs you die in a euphoric chemical-induced sleep. If you die regularly, you'll get an enormous flood of endorphins as you die that are pretty much the same as this, though you won't be as accustomed to the feeling as someone who regularly does drugs. It'll be the first and last time you ever do that particular dose, and it'll feel as amazing as your first time doing some hard poo poo. It'll also be your last time, for obvious reasons. ClamdestineBoyster posted:Yeah holy poo poo I’m so depressed I only staged 5/7 of a G class iron core processor as a universal load on the earth and helped compile the new Unix core transparently in the new I class but man I got the hacker blues durrrrr I’m the op.. Okay this one has me a little stumped.
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Oct 25, 2018 04:39
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After reading this post you are 3 seconds closer to death
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Oct 25, 2018 04:45
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Vlonald Prump posted:After reading this post you are 3 seconds closer to death 3 seconds? Probably took me an eighth of a second
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Oct 25, 2018 04:46
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klapman posted:If you haven't killed anyone with your bare hands, you're probably less reprehensible than you think. Even thinking that you're reprehensible is a sign that you're not as bad as you think you are. I'm a complete layabout that's been a burden to his family for years on end, and even I'm not reprehensible. I just had a hard time growing up, and took a long time to do it. So long as you're alive, there's an opportunity to pay back the debt you've built up. Never forget that. Oh right, fine! I lied! I have a degree, a career, a comfortable wage, a house, a large Steam library, and a family and friends that love me. Now stop serious posting; you are weirding me out. Also, I have only killed one person, he deserved it, and I did it with a Rube Goldberg machine.
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Oct 25, 2018 04:50
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Serious posting is cool, cause if someone read that post and felt a little happier for it, it only cost me a couple minutes of typing it out. I've gotten really into serious posting lately.
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Oct 25, 2018 04:58
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I'm completely alone and want to die
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Oct 25, 2018 04:59
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9/11 was real
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Oct 25, 2018 05:00
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Geralt taught me to stay away from the water to avoid becoming a drowner.
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Oct 25, 2018 05:03
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reddit is a real website that real people use. You probably know a redditor, though they'd never admit it
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Oct 25, 2018 05:06
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klapman posted:If you haven't killed anyone with your bare hands, you're probably less reprehensible than you think. Even thinking that you're reprehensible is a sign that you're not as bad as you think you are. I'm a complete layabout that's been a burden to his family for years on end, and even I'm not reprehensible. I just had a hard time growing up, and took a long time to do it. So long as you're alive, there's an opportunity to pay back the debt you've built up. Never forget that. Druids man. 
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Oct 25, 2018 05:07
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No. 6 posted:I'm completely alone and want to die With the internet, it's possible to be completely alone without it being entirely true. It's the one piece of luck people like us have, and while it often doesn't feel like enough, it really is. Keep fighting as best you can, and one day you can smile without thinking about it first. Going to bed now cause I'm very drunk.
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Oct 25, 2018 05:10
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No. 6 posted:I'm completely alone and want to die 
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Oct 25, 2018 05:10
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The stars will not remember your face, the sun can't hear your laughter. The moon floats dead in the sky, oblivious to your lustful fancies. You are dust made mud by water for a brief moment. A super-localized electrical storm briefly haunting a towering construct of meat and mineral. Every breathtaking vista you've ever taken in is just a facade thinly spraypainted on a world of greys and browns. The gears are winding down. Your best option is to die by surprise, so you don't have to face the narrowing existential dread of knowing you are about to cease.
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Oct 25, 2018 05:17
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Have a good sleep you guys and remember, I love you
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Oct 25, 2018 05:20
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A few years back, I had to go to Las Vegas for a "kickoff" meeting that was supposed to be a collaboration with an overseas medical implant company. They were really interested in an implant system that my company had been working on, and we were there to seal the deal and work with their Korean engineering managers to suss out some of the details. Ya know what else was happening that week in Las Vegas? The loving Electric Daisy Carnival. The hotel was nothing but hot raver girls, and here I was babysitting a bunch of engineers who didn't speak a work of English. I love trance and house music, and here was the biggest celebration of all that and I was booked solid and couldn't go. I'll list some highlights of the trip: 1. Paul Van Dyk actually commuted to and from my hotel in a helicopter. Missed him by two minutes. 2. On the way to one of the collaboration meetings, a drunk girl threw up in the elevator. Next day, same elevator, there was a passed out frat dude with his pants around his ankles. 3. Skrillex did an impromptu live set right at the Mandalay Bay poolside. I was in another meeting and missed it. 4. Even though I only live six hours form Vegas by car, the other company insisted that they provide the flights out. I had two connections on a flight that only went a few hundred miles. 5. On the way back, the boarding staff announced that they overbooked the flight, and whoever stayed behind would get full drink, meal and room comps and shuttle service to and from Mandalay Bay for a later flight the next day. I wanted to take it, if only to maybe catch some of the shows before I left. Duty called, and I skipped it and chose to stay with my regular flight. 6. When I was waiting for my connection at LAX, they cancelled my flight and I had to spend the night sleeping on my laptop bag in the terminal. 7. The deal fell through, and we're still in litigation with the implant company for lost royalties(long story...)
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Oct 25, 2018 05:25
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I'm pushing everyone who cares for me away so that I don't have anyone encouraging me to be a better person. I'm living the life I feel that I deserve, in filth with other degenerates.
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Oct 25, 2018 05:31
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Turdo posted:I'm pushing everyone who cares for me away so that I don't have anyone encouraging me to be a better person. I'm living the life I feel that I deserve, in filth with other degenerates. 
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Oct 25, 2018 05:36
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Turdo posted:I'm pushing everyone who cares for me away so that I don't have anyone encouraging me to be a better person. I'm living the life I feel that I deserve, in filth with other degenerates. Push the degenerates away as well, and claim your crown of waste.
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Oct 25, 2018 05:39
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This too will end. Silver lining: this too will end.
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Oct 25, 2018 05:42
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Obsidianheart posted:Or to do so many drugs you die in a euphoric chemical-induced sleep.
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Oct 25, 2018 05:45
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Obsidianheart posted:The stars will not remember your face, the sun can't hear your laughter. The moon floats dead in the sky, oblivious to your lustful fancies. You are dust made mud by water for a brief moment. A super-localized electrical storm briefly haunting a towering construct of meat and mineral. Every breathtaking vista you've ever taken in is just a facade thinly spraypainted on a world of greys and browns. Are you the guy who stole my 9th grade composition notebook? Nah j/k It's good
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Oct 25, 2018 05:51
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Rad-daddio posted:A few years back, I had to go to Las Vegas for a "kickoff" meeting that was supposed to be a collaboration with an overseas medical implant company. They were really interested in an implant system that my company had been working on, and we were there to seal the deal and work with their Korean engineering managers to suss out some of the details. You probably would've been more disappointed by how garbage EDC would've been if you actually got to see it, if that helps at all.
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Oct 25, 2018 05:55
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Matryoshka SexDoll posted:Are you the guy who stole my 9th grade composition notebook? I am that guy.
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Oct 25, 2018 05:56
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spinderella posted:3 seconds? I have some real downer news about the reading skills of the average goon...
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Oct 25, 2018 08:58
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Also the life expectancy of the average goon
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Oct 25, 2018 09:09
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I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware, nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself, we are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self; an accretion of sensory experience and feeling, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody is nobody. Maybe the honorable thing for our species to do is deny our programming, stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction, one last midnight - brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.
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Oct 25, 2018 09:35
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natural law in and of itself is a fallacy, motherfucker. We herald the end of the planet as is our purpose.
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Oct 25, 2018 10:08
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I'm stressed. Life is a suxx
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