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Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
The beans are a symbol of the people of briton standing together under a unified sauce

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Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
next time man up op and let him know what a piece a poo poo he was, and the greatest PM was Thatcher

wide stance
Jan 28, 2011

If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.

Kuato posted:

since he wasn’t a fat kid.

He's doughy as hell there

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Hammerite posted:

defeating Naziism: a bunch of loony old man horseshit

I know I thought people liked people who wreck nazis around here.

Kuato posted:

Stalin was pretty good imo.

Oh he wasn't a communist, I can see why that'd make some posters hate him

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

wide stance posted:

He's doughy as hell there

Comparatively.

And iirc George W. Bush had a Churchill bust and was a big fan of that Henry V movie from the 80s. So clearly Churchill worshippers are made from a certain mold.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

he's the patron saint of mean drunks and until they come up with one for guys who huff paint and take all their clothes off he's the best we got

A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Dec 11, 2018

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Hammerite posted:

defeating Naziism: a bunch of loony old man horseshit

That's a thing the Russians did.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Mnoba posted:

next time man up op and let him know what a piece a poo poo he was, and the greatest PM was Thatcher

Churchill was a goddamned wet.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


spinderella posted:

Without the undoubtedly white supremacist prick Hitler takes Europe.

Weirder to me though, is he supported traitorous King Edward failed attempt to marry Wallis Simpson. Had they been successful then Winston's triumph over Hitler is in doubt.

Wallis Simpson saved Europe from Nazi rule and changed the course of history for the entire Western World.

what is russia in this retelling? chopped liver?

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Senor Dog posted:

what is russia in this retelling? chopped liver?

swollen liver more likely

Rationale
May 17, 2005

America runs on in'
a bunch of dead soldiers made it most of the way how it is

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Mu Zeta posted:

in history

But my crippling social anxiety prevented me from talking about how Churchill was a oval office

Every one historically note worthy is a oval office, and there are people much much worse.

Let it go broke brain.

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Senor Dog posted:

what is russia in this retelling? chopped liver?

The majority of Americans are unaware Russia won WW2 and Every thing else was a sideshow.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Senor Dog posted:

what is russia in this retelling? chopped liver?

Asia
And if the English King was handing over England who knows what happens

Alan_Shore
Dec 2, 2004

This is the best Churchill story (it's 40 seconds long)

https://youtu.be/mbEenHXmmy4

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Kuato posted:

I’m not too keen on that name Winston, tbqh. Now Nixon otoh had a quality top tier name so I don’t think you can even compare the two.

It's a good name for a dog or a guy in Lock, Stock and etc

snack eater
Aug 25, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Churchill is a p cool guy. He was a drunk and I red that anecdote where he pwned a woman

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
I liked it when he was at the chicken farm and the farmer's all "this rooster mates twelve times a day" and Mrs. Churchill is all "Tell that to Winston" and so the farmer tells Winston and he's all "..with the same chicken?" and the farmer's like "no" so Winston says "Tell my wife she's fat"

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Mu Zeta posted:

in history

But my crippling social anxiety prevented me from talking about how Churchill was a oval office

Churchill had lots of Nazis killed so I don't know what you're bitching about OP

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

quote:

Now Churchill has topped a poll of history's funniest insults with a famous jibe directed at either the socialist MP Bessie Braddock or the Conservative Lady Astor, the first female MP (depending on which version of the story you hear).

When accused by one of them of being 'disgustingly drunk' the Conservative Prime Minister responded: 'My dear, you are ugly, and what’s more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.'

He was pretty witty if a total drunkard.

He did a shitload to help us win WW2. Listen to some Dan Carlin podcasts!

Wendigee fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Dec 11, 2018

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

There's the part where the Ottoman empire paid for state of the art battleships from Britain but then Churchill decided that they would keep the ships and also keep the money, directly leading to the Ottomans joining the German side in the Great War.

And he hates Gandhi.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
*a long but pathetic farting sound*
-the OP

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

*a long but pathetic farting sound*
-the constitution of the united states

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


:911:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Mnoba posted:

next time man up op and let him know what a piece a poo poo he was, and the greatest PM was Thatcher

spencer perceval was the best pm.

Alan_Shore
Dec 2, 2004

OP should tell us more things they almost did

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
britons voting him out after the war was probably the biggest act of collective sanity of the 20th century

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf
Mar 2, 2016

Stalin hated caucasian(not the white people we think of in america) people as much as churchill hated poc in my opinion.

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

504 posted:

The majority of Americans are unaware Russia won WW2 and Every thing else was a sideshow.

Russia caves without lendlease. War is won with trucking which they had almost a complete inability to build themselves. Detroit won ww2 almost by itself.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Death of Stalin is a good movie. I haven’t seen the Churchill one yet so can’t comment on it.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
But did Winston taste good like a cigarette should?

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Good fried chicken

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
Churchill was witty, not a bad guy!

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
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#1 SIMP

his cum smelled like mildewy leather.

DropsySufferer
Nov 9, 2008

Impractical practicality

Mooey Cow posted:

The fascists really didn't like Churchill and even went so far as trying to turn him into an anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd8Iq9M0ios

Churchill would be an ape but drinking democracy turns him into a fat white bald man? :confused:

No wonder Italy did so bad in WW2 their cartoon propaganda skills were subpar.

Compare that to the winners of the war: https://youtu.be/taA1cr85-L8 at least the soviet propaganda cartoons are a bit more straightforward.

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe

DropsySufferer posted:

Churchill would be an ape but drinking democracy turns him into a fat white bald man? :confused:

No wonder Italy did so bad in WW2 their cartoon propaganda skills were subpar.

Compare that to the winners of the war: https://youtu.be/taA1cr85-L8 at least the soviet propaganda cartoons are a bit more straightforward.

The soviets had the best propaganda. Probably partly because they could tell the best artists to make it or it was a bullet/Siberia. Possibly in reverse order.

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




He used to be very non-fat and hansome when young



Although his chin looks weird

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe

Sekenr posted:

He used to be very non-fat and hansome when young



Although his chin looks weird

Looks like all the fat was in his chin, and just migrated outward when he got older.

Very snazzy uniform though.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

eSports Chaebol posted:

britons voting him out after the war was probably the biggest act of collective sanity of the 20th century

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