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Farecoal

There he go
deglaze my dick

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Thunder Moose

S.J.C.

hamjobs posted:

Perfect place to post. Got any Burger Evidence photographs?

Yeah Burg - gimme a hot minute to upload from my phone.

By hot minute I mean day or two, I'm feeling malaise.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Dick Bastardly posted:



Breakfast boig

fried egg
bacon
boig
tomato
onion
lettuce
cheese

did I mention pure sweet sweet juicy broiled burg?

oh yeah and hashbrown potatoes were in there

edit: pickles

holy poo poo this is beautiful


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Thunder Moose posted:

Yeah Burg - gimme a hot minute to upload from my phone.

By hot minute I mean day or two, I'm feeling malaise.

sorry about your malaise; please feel better moosefren


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


FactsAreUseless posted:

This is the second time I have suggested pairing a hamburger with tzatziki sauce, but the first was a joke.

edit: I found the thread and it still makes me laugh: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3701044

edit 2: oh my god the guy who didn't know it was a joke is a mod now

I'm pretty sure I'm the one who made them a mod and I never realized

edit 3: correction, three people who are now mods, and it's only a two page thread, this is insane to me

edit 4: four people

oh christ i remember this


Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

FactsAreUseless posted:

This is the second time I have suggested pairing a hamburger with tzatziki sauce, but the first was a joke.

edit: I found the thread and it still makes me laugh: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3701044

edit 2: oh my god the guy who didn't know it was a joke is a mod now

I'm pretty sure I'm the one who made them a mod and I never realized

edit 3: correction, three people who are now mods, and it's only a two page thread, this is insane to me

edit 4: four people

The insane running the asylum you say? :hmmyes:


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

FactsAreUseless posted:

This is the second time I have suggested pairing a hamburger with tzatziki sauce, but the first was a joke.

edit: I found the thread and it still makes me laugh: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3701044

edit 2: oh my god the guy who didn't know it was a joke is a mod now

I'm pretty sure I'm the one who made them a mod and I never realized

edit 3: correction, three people who are now mods, and it's only a two page thread, this is insane to me

edit 4: four people
jesus


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Farecoal posted:

deglaze my dick

nice

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Please deglaze all burgers


Papa Was A Video Toaster





hamjobs posted:

Please deglaze all burgers

What if I haven't cooked it for the full 40 minutes? I'm worried if I cook my burg for the normal ~5 minutes and then deglaze it will be under-cooked.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


TVsVeryOwn posted:

What if I haven't cooked it for the full 40 minutes? I'm worried if I cook my burg for the normal ~5 minutes and then deglaze it will be under-cooked.

You'll gently caress up the sauce


FactsAreUseless

TVsVeryOwn posted:

What if I haven't cooked it for the full 40 minutes? I'm worried if I cook my burg for the normal ~5 minutes and then deglaze it will be under-cooked.
It's 80 minutes total, IIRC. Four rounds of 20 minutes.

Twenty Four


FactsAreUseless posted:

This is the second time I have suggested pairing a hamburger with tzatziki sauce, but the first was a joke.

edit: I found the thread and it still makes me laugh: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3701044

edit 2: oh my god the guy who didn't know it was a joke is a mod now

I'm pretty sure I'm the one who made them a mod and I never realized

edit 3: correction, three people who are now mods, and it's only a two page thread, this is insane to me

edit 4: four people

lol @ that thread

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


y'all tomorrow WE BURG


Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

hamjobs posted:

y'all tomorrow WE BURG

what happens if we berd instead

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


opioid agonist posted:

what happens if we berd instead

how many thousands of berds

this is v important


super sweet best pal

Had some burgers that had bacon mixed into the ground beef. Way too greasy, would not recommend.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


super sweet best pal posted:

Had some burgers that had bacon mixed into the ground beef. Way too greasy, would not recommend.

Agreed, I think the fat of the bacon makes it a little over the top grease wise.


Robot Made of Meat

super sweet best pal posted:

Had some burgers that had bacon mixed into the ground beef. Way too greasy, would not recommend.

I often get burgers that have bacon and cheese mixed into the ground beef, and I like them a lot. I've never found them to be particularly greasy. Maybe they used bad bacon, or didn't cook it long enough?


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Manifisto


Robot Made of Meat posted:

I often get burgers that have bacon and cheese mixed into the ground beef, and I like them a lot. I've never found them to be particularly greasy. Maybe they used bad bacon, or didn't cook it long enough?

just spitballing but maybe the thing to do is to render and basically cook/par-cook the bacon before mixing it into the beef? not saying make it crispy necessarily, but given that many people like burgers that are pink to bloody in the middle, might be safer anyway; it would impart the bacony flavor and a certain amount of fat but not like gobs and gobs of fat.


ty nesamdoom!

Robot Made of Meat

Manifisto posted:

just spitballing but maybe the thing to do is to render and basically cook/par-cook the bacon before mixing it into the beef? not saying make it crispy necessarily, but given that many people like burgers that are pink to bloody in the middle, might be safer anyway; it would impart the bacony flavor and a certain amount of fat but not like gobs and gobs of fat.

Oh, the bacon definitely needs to be cooked first. But please, no spitballs.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Oh, the bacon definitely needs to be cooked first. But please, no spitballs.

"i wonder why they call this the spitball burger?...oh..."

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Robot Made of Meat posted:

Oh, the bacon definitely needs to be cooked first. But please, no spitballs.

The spitballs are also cursed


Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
Just had a delicious Olive Swiss Burger and I forgot to take a picture fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Oh well, use your imagination


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
thinkin about thos burgs


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
Who wants to be waffle fry buds instead. Burgs are no longer byob starting last Wednesday

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


opioid agonist posted:

Who wants to be waffle fry buds instead. Burgs are no longer byob starting last Wednesday

I swear to god


FactsAreUseless

opioid agonist posted:

Who wants to be waffle fry buds instead. Burgs are no longer byob starting last Wednesday
Waffles fries...



... are total garbaaaaage!

bare bottom pancakes

Production: Complete
i regret to inform you that your opinions on waffle fries



ARE FREAKING TERRIBLE!

Papa Was A Video Toaster





:siren: STOP POSTING ANIME IN THE BURG THREAD :siren:

FactsAreUseless

TVsVeryOwn posted:

:siren: STOP POSTING ANIME IN THE BURG THREAD :siren:
you ----> <------- me

fart_man_69
The burger is abstract
It's: 010101010101001101010010101010101011
yumyum

recipe:
1: type the number
2 :picture it going into your mouth. you can use more abstract methods of stuffing it into your mouth if you wish
3:the 0's are onion rings and 1's are fries and the empty space is burger
4 :people with a lot of imagination will get more enjoyment out of this burger. computer fans will love it

bare bottom pancakes

Production: Complete

TVsVeryOwn posted:

:siren: STOP POSTING ANIME IN THE BURG THREAD :siren:

im sorry. please accept this picture of a video game character eating a burger as apology:

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


The burgs are also anime


bare bottom pancakes

Production: Complete

fart_man_69 posted:

The burger is abstract
It's: 010101010101001101010010101010101011
yumyum

recipe:
1: type the number
2 :picture it going into your mouth. you can use more abstract methods of stuffing it into your mouth if you wish
3:the 0's are onion rings and 1's are fries and the empty space is burger
4 :people with a lot of imagination will get more enjoyment out of this burger. computer fans will love it

i tried to eat this burger with fries and onion rings because it seemed so real, but it tasted like laptop screen. i think im doing it wrong :saddowns:

Papa Was A Video Toaster





fart_man_69 posted:

The burger is abstract
It's: 010101010101001101010010101010101011
yumyum

recipe:
1: type the number
2 :picture it going into your mouth. you can use more abstract methods of stuffing it into your mouth if you wish
3:the 0's are onion rings and 1's are fries and the empty space is burger
4 :people with a lot of imagination will get more enjoyment out of this burger. computer fans will love it

I feed this to my computer's fan.

Sent from my iPhone

fart_man_69

bare bottom pancakes posted:

i tried to eat this burger with fries and onion rings because it seemed so real, but it tasted like laptop screen. i think im doing it wrong :saddowns:

hmm i dont know whats happening here,.,.. im eating the burger and definitely not tasting any laptop screens (i dont have a laptop, i have a 40" 4k monitor you fuckers). i am tasting a 40" 4k monitor screen mm it tastes so good

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


TVsVeryOwn posted:


Sent from my iPhone

is there mustard on it


Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
In 2019 we are anime buds :evilbuddy:

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


opioid agonist posted:

In 2019 we are anime buds :evilbuddy:

The animes are also berder


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