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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here


E: :synpa:

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
This is really my kind of low effort, no thought process, no knowledge hobby I can get behind op.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Whoa

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Right?

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

bird with big dick posted:

Those are expensive though, you can get a rock tumbler for like 20 dollars.

I regret to inform you that your mother is too expensive.

Anyway, it pays for itself after the eight hundred and fifty five thousandth perfectly smooth rock. If any of you go through anal beads as quickly as I do, that number creeps up quicker than you'd think.

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking
And here I was thinking that posting on SA is what made us cool.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

central dogma posted:

And here I was thinking that posting on SA is what made us cool.

:vince::pusheen::vince:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Roll'in the barrel, we've got a barrel of rocks
Roll'in the barrel, we'll get blue balls in our jocks
Zing boom tararrel, check out this poo poo right-here
Christ, look at the barrel, it's just rocks...iiiiin...heeeeere!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Owning this album

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Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

My mom wouldn’t let me own Cocky because she didn’t like the title.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I tumble for ya op

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
could you try a bit less hard please, I'm getting a nosebleed.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
Wait, did the thread title always say ‘cock tumbler’? Geez, I thought we were talking about rock tumblers ...

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:

Wait, did the thread title always say ‘cock tumbler’? Geez, I thought we were talking about rock tumblers ...

:lol: just noticed that.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
What would a cock tumbler even be?

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

The Dennis System posted:

What would a cock tumbler even be?

It’s just a rock tumbler with an opening, so you can just, you know, stick it in, for a nice massage with rocks.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Wait so how does it wear down the rocks without wearing down the barrel itself?

homeless guy
Feb 23, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
All my rocks are as smooth as shark's skin

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Wait so how does it wear down the rocks without wearing down the barrel itself?

The barrels are rubbery. They probably do wear down but very slowly.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

There’s nothing as satisfying as finding a really cool rock and taking weeks to polish it through all the different stages of grit and then it’s finally done and you pull it out of the tumbler and rinse it off and you get to see it for the first time and then stick it up your rear end.

realbez
Mar 23, 2005

Fun Shoe
They banned all the cock tumblrs

cnut
May 3, 2016

I put my cock in a rock tumbler and now it's shiny as gently caress. Thanks cock tumbler!

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Cock Tumbler is your mom's nickname, lmao.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:

I bought a rock tumbler a few years ago and only used it once because it was really loud. I don’t know where it is now.

If it was really loud, you could just listen for it, and then find it easily.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

I had a cock tumblr but it was destroyed in the great purge

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

who can wait two weeks for tumbled rocks. amazon prime delivers in two days.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I want one that makes bowling balls. I want a quartzite bowling ball.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Qvark posted:

Meters are extremely good. If you divide a meter by ten you'll get maybe ten centimetres.

If your divide for example ten inches you'll get about four Benjamins.

Om conclusion inches sucks major dock

Do u work for NASA?

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
most cock tumblrs no longer exist after the dumb rule changes, but man oh man do i wish everyday for their return

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Lupin posted:

A brass tumbler for reloading ammo

This looks like something the Coyote ordered to stuff bullets with birdseed.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

my gosh... what a thick, ah... tumbling barrel... you have there...

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Mozi posted:

my gosh... what a thick, ah... tumbling barrel... you have there...

The better to tumble cocks with.

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
does anyone even know where to get rocks?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

dsf posted:

does anyone even know where to get rocks?

Outside.

Oh wait, you're a goon.

Um, maybe pay some kid to go outside and get you some rocks while you eat pizza in your mom's basement.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

dsf posted:

does anyone even know where to get rocks?

https://thegemshop.com/collections/rough-rock-1/tumbling-materials

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Literally A Person posted:

Outside.

Oh wait, you're a goon.

Um, maybe pay some kid to go outside and get you some rocks while you eat pizza in your mom's basement.

Most people if they only tumbled what they could find it’d end up being 80% stuff that doesn’t tumble well (disintegrates or won’t take a polish) and 20% jasper. So it’d be pretty boring.

So spice up your tumbling game with stuff from my link above.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

bird with big dick posted:

Most people if they only tumbled what they could find it’d end up being 80% stuff that doesn’t tumble well (disintegrates or won’t take a polish) and 20% jasper. So it’d be pretty boring.

So spice up your tumbling game with stuff from my link above.

what a fool I've been.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I have a rock tumbler from Harbor Freight AMA

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
if you overload the motor how many RPM can you get out of it before it explodes?

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