SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

people who waste posts

i see it and it drives me mad

edit: gently caress you spacecamp fuckup! you fucker!

big nipples big life posted:

The old church lady at work who is straight out of central casting. couldn't be more of a stereotype.

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

people who waste posts

i see it and it drives me mad

edit: gently caress you spacecamp fuckup! you fucker!

Space Camp fuckup posted:

owned

squid pro quo posted:

A guy at work has crowned himself the bathroom monitor. He will yell at people while he’s in the stall if he suspects he didn’t hear them washing their hands.

Bust Rodd posted:

My girlfriend: we’ve been together since September and she’s just awful. I was basically a shell of my former self when I met her, I’d been struggling with serious personal problems for about 2 years and finally got my head above water. Went from a homeless, broke addict to having an apartment and pretty decent Mercedes and a job I really love even if the hours aren’t great.

She’s just super terse and mean about everything. Most recent example is two days ago we get in the car to go out to lunch for date night. Starts to rain, she says to take her home because my windshield wipers are too squeaky and we’ll take separate cars. I ask why I can’t just ride in her car and she says she’d have to move some stuff. I sigh because that makes me feel pretty small and not worth it (you can’t just ask me to carry in the one bag of dirty clothes in your backseat?) so she just goes back to the house and I eat lunch alone. We didn’t talk for two days until she cooked me a nice dinner and watched a movie. This is her version of “working it out”.

The problem is that because of her parents (Rich Lebanese Catholics) she thinks this is normal behavior and because she’s insanely hot (she’s an honest to goodness lingerie model) and super rich she knows she doesn’t need me for anything, so if I ever try to talk about my feelings she just immediately jumps to “I’ll just move out!” which would mean I would also have to move and I just can’t afford it. I cope by just never bringing anything up and never pick fights and avoid her when she’s been drinking. It’s not that I’m unwilling to work on it, it’s that she is completely incapable of handling any sort of emotional responsibility. Even the most basic poo poo like “please don’t scream at me because my dog is barking” will cause full meltdowns. She throws screaming temper tantrums like a 5 year old if she spills or burns something, it’s pretty clear that her parents never hugged her or took care of her or taught her how to behave as an adult and her mother was so abusive I could literally write a book.

I basically just lock myself in my room until she feels horny or gets lonely and buys me a present, because that is her version of being nice to me. I never know if I’m coming home to a total nightmare or a home cooked meal and a blowjob, but I swear to god nothing I do matters. If I were a stronger man, more financially independent and not lacking in any self-confidence I’d bail and move in with some family but she’s going back to school in a few months and after that I’ll only see her on weekends a couple times a month until I assume she meets a hot college guy and ditches me, but who knows.

My mother and my brother and his wife all feel so bad for me because they see this women just breaking me down but the truth is, at least at this point in my life, I’d rather be in a lovely relationship than alone, and I genuinely think she loves me as much as she is capable of loving someone, I just don’t think it’s a whole heck of a lot.

Ha ha I could go on for pages but honestly I’m just grateful this thread popped up when it did. Feels good to scream into the void.

Bust Rodd posted:

My girlfriend: we’ve been together since September and she’s just awful. I was basically a shell of my former self when I met her, I’d been struggling with serious personal problems for about 2 years and finally got my head above water. Went from a homeless, broke addict to having an apartment and pretty decent Mercedes and a job I really love even if the hours aren’t great.

She’s just super terse and mean about everything. Most recent example is two days ago we get in the car to go out to lunch for date night. Starts to rain, she says to take her home because my windshield wipers are too squeaky and we’ll take separate cars. I ask why I can’t just ride in her car and she says she’d have to move some stuff. I sigh because that makes me feel pretty small and not worth it (you can’t just ask me to carry in the one bag of dirty clothes in your backseat?) so she just goes back to the house and I eat lunch alone. We didn’t talk for two days until she cooked me a nice dinner and watched a movie. This is her version of “working it out”.

The problem is that because of her parents (Rich Lebanese Catholics) she thinks this is normal behavior and because she’s insanely hot (she’s an honest to goodness lingerie model) and super rich she knows she doesn’t need me for anything, so if I ever try to talk about my feelings she just immediately jumps to “I’ll just move out!” which would mean I would also have to move and I just can’t afford it. I cope by just never bringing anything up and never pick fights and avoid her when she’s been drinking. It’s not that I’m unwilling to work on it, it’s that she is completely incapable of handling any sort of emotional responsibility. Even the most basic poo poo like “please don’t scream at me because my dog is barking” will cause full meltdowns. She throws screaming temper tantrums like a 5 year old if she spills or burns something, it’s pretty clear that her parents never hugged her or took care of her or taught her how to behave as an adult and her mother was so abusive I could literally write a book.

I basically just lock myself in my room until she feels horny or gets lonely and buys me a present, because that is her version of being nice to me. I never know if I’m coming home to a total nightmare or a home cooked meal and a blowjob, but I swear to god nothing I do matters. If I were a stronger man, more financially independent and not lacking in any self-confidence I’d bail and move in with some family but she’s going back to school in a few months and after that I’ll only see her on weekends a couple times a month until I assume she meets a hot college guy and ditches me, but who knows.

My mother and my brother and his wife all feel so bad for me because they see this women just breaking me down but the truth is, at least at this point in my life, I’d rather be in a lovely relationship than alone, and I genuinely think she loves me as much as she is capable of loving someone, I just don’t think it’s a whole heck of a lot.

Ha ha I could go on for pages but honestly I’m just grateful this thread popped up when it did. Feels good to scream into the void.

WatermelonGun posted:

why did you move in with someone you’ve been dating for like six months

Bust Rodd posted:

My girlfriend: we’ve been together since September and she’s just awful. I was basically a shell of my former self when I met her, I’d been struggling with serious personal problems for about 2 years and finally got my head above water. Went from a homeless, broke addict to having an apartment and pretty decent Mercedes and a job I really love even if the hours aren’t great.

She’s just super terse and mean about everything. Most recent example is two days ago we get in the car to go out to lunch for date night. Starts to rain, she says to take her home because my windshield wipers are too squeaky and we’ll take separate cars. I ask why I can’t just ride in her car and she says she’d have to move some stuff. I sigh because that makes me feel pretty small and not worth it (you can’t just ask me to carry in the one bag of dirty clothes in your backseat?) so she just goes back to the house and I eat lunch alone. We didn’t talk for two days until she cooked me a nice dinner and watched a movie. This is her version of “working it out”.

The problem is that because of her parents (Rich Lebanese Catholics) she thinks this is normal behavior and because she’s insanely hot (she’s an honest to goodness lingerie model) and super rich she knows she doesn’t need me for anything, so if I ever try to talk about my feelings she just immediately jumps to “I’ll just move out!” which would mean I would also have to move and I just can’t afford it. I cope by just never bringing anything up and never pick fights and avoid her when she’s been drinking. It’s not that I’m unwilling to work on it, it’s that she is completely incapable of handling any sort of emotional responsibility. Even the most basic poo poo like “please don’t scream at me because my dog is barking” will cause full meltdowns. She throws screaming temper tantrums like a 5 year old if she spills or burns something, it’s pretty clear that her parents never hugged her or took care of her or taught her how to behave as an adult and her mother was so abusive I could literally write a book.

I basically just lock myself in my room until she feels horny or gets lonely and buys me a present, because that is her version of being nice to me. I never know if I’m coming home to a total nightmare or a home cooked meal and a blowjob, but I swear to god nothing I do matters. If I were a stronger man, more financially independent and not lacking in any self-confidence I’d bail and move in with some family but she’s going back to school in a few months and after that I’ll only see her on weekends a couple times a month until I assume she meets a hot college guy and ditches me, but who knows.

My mother and my brother and his wife all feel so bad for me because they see this women just breaking me down but the truth is, at least at this point in my life, I’d rather be in a lovely relationship than alone, and I genuinely think she loves me as much as she is capable of loving someone, I just don’t think it’s a whole heck of a lot.

Ha ha I could go on for pages but honestly I’m just grateful this thread popped up when it did. Feels good to scream into the void.

SeXReX posted:

My self, hands down

Who What Now posted:

I should be cleaning the house but instead I'm day drinking and playing videogames like a piece of poo poo

Hairy Busey posted:

E/n has always been part of GBS

Icochet posted:

And one time I think I overheard his saying that foxes are "the gays of the forest", but I'm not 100% sure about that one.

Bust Rodd posted:

My girlfriend: we’ve been together since September and she’s just awful. I was basically a shell of my former self when I met her, I’d been struggling with serious personal problems for about 2 years and finally got my head above water. Went from a homeless, broke addict to having an apartment and pretty decent Mercedes and a job I really love even if the hours aren’t great.

She’s just super terse and mean about everything. Most recent example is two days ago we get in the car to go out to lunch for date night. Starts to rain, she says to take her home because my windshield wipers are too squeaky and we’ll take separate cars. I ask why I can’t just ride in her car and she says she’d have to move some stuff. I sigh because that makes me feel pretty small and not worth it (you can’t just ask me to carry in the one bag of dirty clothes in your backseat?) so she just goes back to the house and I eat lunch alone. We didn’t talk for two days until she cooked me a nice dinner and watched a movie. This is her version of “working it out”.

The problem is that because of her parents (Rich Lebanese Catholics) she thinks this is normal behavior and because she’s insanely hot (she’s an honest to goodness lingerie model) and super rich she knows she doesn’t need me for anything, so if I ever try to talk about my feelings she just immediately jumps to “I’ll just move out!” which would mean I would also have to move and I just can’t afford it. I cope by just never bringing anything up and never pick fights and avoid her when she’s been drinking. It’s not that I’m unwilling to work on it, it’s that she is completely incapable of handling any sort of emotional responsibility. Even the most basic poo poo like “please don’t scream at me because my dog is barking” will cause full meltdowns. She throws screaming temper tantrums like a 5 year old if she spills or burns something, it’s pretty clear that her parents never hugged her or took care of her or taught her how to behave as an adult and her mother was so abusive I could literally write a book.

I basically just lock myself in my room until she feels horny or gets lonely and buys me a present, because that is her version of being nice to me. I never know if I’m coming home to a total nightmare or a home cooked meal and a blowjob, but I swear to god nothing I do matters. If I were a stronger man, more financially independent and not lacking in any self-confidence I’d bail and move in with some family but she’s going back to school in a few months and after that I’ll only see her on weekends a couple times a month until I assume she meets a hot college guy and ditches me, but who knows.

My mother and my brother and his wife all feel so bad for me because they see this women just breaking me down but the truth is, at least at this point in my life, I’d rather be in a lovely relationship than alone, and I genuinely think she loves me as much as she is capable of loving someone, I just don’t think it’s a whole heck of a lot.

Ha ha I could go on for pages but honestly I’m just grateful this thread popped up when it did. Feels good to scream into the void.

Bust Rodd posted:

Yeah, the hell of it is that I would way rather be in a healthy relationship where we talked about our problems and resolved issues and came up with compromises. I’ve literally never been more willing to put in the work, because part of the reason I was alone and homeless was because I’d been such an abusive shithead in the past. No more drugs, therapy, medicine, I really feel like I would be like an amazing boyfriend to a normal person, but instead...

It’s 100% my choice to stay, I’m not trapped, I love her for what she is and not what I want her to be, but I’m not gonna lose a lot of sleep when she moves out (we don’t even sleep together at night, we just gently caress before and after work because our hours are very different). I guess the reason I think she likes me is because I’m just like funny and smart but otherwise have absolutely nothing to offer her financially or otherwise. If she doesn’t really like me then she just wants me as a sex slave who she buys video games for? Is that a thing?

Hell Yeah posted:

it's not that i want to be a prisoner in my own home, i just feel like i should be in a relationship right now

squid pro quo posted:

A guy at work has crowned himself the bathroom monitor. He will yell at people while he’s in the stall if he suspects he didn’t hear them washing their hands. He posts passive-aggressive notes about not using your phone while you’re on the toilet. He is a creepy neurotic guy and talking to him is always awkward.

jemand posted:

So you need to break up with this person so you can contribute lots of prime material to the "weird poo poo your ex did" thread.

Also because breaking up with her sounds like the healthy option anyway.

Bust Rodd posted:

My girlfriend: we’ve been together since September and she’s just awful. I was basically a shell of my former self when I met her, I’d been struggling with serious personal problems for about 2 years and finally got my head above water. Went from a homeless, broke addict to having an apartment and pretty decent Mercedes and a job I really love even if the hours aren’t great.

She’s just super terse and mean about everything. Most recent example is two days ago we get in the car to go out to lunch for date night. Starts to rain, she says to take her home because my windshield wipers are too squeaky and we’ll take separate cars. I ask why I can’t just ride in her car and she says she’d have to move some stuff. I sigh because that makes me feel pretty small and not worth it (you can’t just ask me to carry in the one bag of dirty clothes in your backseat?) so she just goes back to the house and I eat lunch alone. We didn’t talk for two days until she cooked me a nice dinner and watched a movie. This is her version of “working it out”.

The problem is that because of her parents (Rich Lebanese Catholics) she thinks this is normal behavior and because she’s insanely hot (she’s an honest to goodness lingerie model) and super rich she knows she doesn’t need me for anything, so if I ever try to talk about my feelings she just immediately jumps to “I’ll just move out!” which would mean I would also have to move and I just can’t afford it. I cope by just never bringing anything up and never pick fights and avoid her when she’s been drinking. It’s not that I’m unwilling to work on it, it’s that she is completely incapable of handling any sort of emotional responsibility. Even the most basic poo poo like “please don’t scream at me because my dog is barking” will cause full meltdowns. She throws screaming temper tantrums like a 5 year old if she spills or burns something, it’s pretty clear that her parents never hugged her or took care of her or taught her how to behave as an adult and her mother was so abusive I could literally write a book.

I basically just lock myself in my room until she feels horny or gets lonely and buys me a present, because that is her version of being nice to me. I never know if I’m coming home to a total nightmare or a home cooked meal and a blowjob, but I swear to god nothing I do matters. If I were a stronger man, more financially independent and not lacking in any self-confidence I’d bail and move in with some family but she’s going back to school in a few months and after that I’ll only see her on weekends a couple times a month until I assume she meets a hot college guy and ditches me, but who knows.

My mother and my brother and his wife all feel so bad for me because they see this women just breaking me down but the truth is, at least at this point in my life, I’d rather be in a lovely relationship than alone, and I genuinely think she loves me as much as she is capable of loving someone, I just don’t think it’s a whole heck of a lot.

Ha ha I could go on for pages but honestly I’m just grateful this thread popped up when it did. Feels good to scream into the void.

Bust Rodd posted:

WatermelonGun posted:

managers are a useless class of people who would be better suited to replacing farm animals

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Hell yeah let me milk a manager