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"is that eliquid or sexual lubricant?" yes
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Aug 4, 2019 17:34
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Blow vape up your rear end
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Aug 4, 2019 17:38
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JK Fresco posted:
What kind of residue does vape leave in a car?
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Aug 4, 2019 18:23
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Kazak posted:What kind of residue does vape leave in a car? With the window down, none
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Aug 4, 2019 18:24
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crabcakes dogg posted:With the window down, none Same as cigarette smoke, got it
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Aug 4, 2019 18:28
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JK Fresco posted:Same as cigarette smoke, got it nope
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Aug 4, 2019 18:29
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Just a faint cotton candy bubblegum scent is all
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Aug 4, 2019 18:42
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taking small, discrete puffs to avoid the distinct crackling of my lightsaber-esque vape
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Aug 4, 2019 18:53
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charging a juul in my laptop’s usb port and telling everyone it doubles as a wifi range extender
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Aug 4, 2019 18:55
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Blow your vapors into the mouth of sleeping infants for an efficient way to stay in jail.
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Aug 4, 2019 19:05
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Blow your vapors into the mouth of sleeping infants for an efficient way to stay in jail. Why are there infants in jail
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Aug 4, 2019 19:08
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JK Fresco posted:Why are there infants in jail ICE been had been hosed up dude
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Aug 4, 2019 19:10
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work from home? 
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Aug 4, 2019 19:17
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immortalyawn posted:Smoke-b-Gone  Smoking weed at grandmas house just got SO MUCH EASIER
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Aug 4, 2019 20:43
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JK Fresco posted:Blow vape up your rear end Wait, is this not how we're supposed to be doing it? But my vape looks perfect for anal insertion.
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Aug 4, 2019 20:45
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JK Fresco posted:Why are there infants in jail We make American jails out of infants.
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Aug 4, 2019 20:46
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Weka posted:Wait, is this not how we're supposed to be doing it? But my vape looks perfect for anal insertion. Yes in fact rhe full name of the original vape was the Xioliugamo Rectal E-cigarette also known as the Boof-a-Vape
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Aug 4, 2019 20:51
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Train yourself to blow the vape smoke out of your ears so you look like a human cartoon character. BONUS fun trick 2 do at parties to break the ice.
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Aug 4, 2019 21:39
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Just hold it in until your shift is done.
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Aug 4, 2019 21:43
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So addicted to sucking robot dicks that you have to do it at work, truly we live in the future
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Aug 4, 2019 22:19
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The Management posted:So addicted to sucking robot dicks that you have to do it at work, truly we live in the future I;m thinking bout thos robo-DONGs
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Aug 4, 2019 22:21
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The Management posted:So addicted to sucking robot dicks that you have to do it at work, truly we live in the future Robot dick suck factory is the only job left in town, you rear end
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Aug 5, 2019 01:16
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get fart flavored vape juice. then people will think you are just ripping rear end
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Aug 5, 2019 01:17
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jimmyjams posted:get fart flavored vape juice. then people will think you are just ripping rear end a nigga who vape in he own mouth. a shameful nigga. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Aug 5, 2019 01:30
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:leave me alone I’m on vapo
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Aug 5, 2019 01:40
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PMing former mod Deadmau5 for hook ups on the most cutting edge vape juices direct from China.
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Aug 5, 2019 05:05
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Macnult posted:charging a juul in my laptop’s usb port and telling everyone it doubles as a wifi range extender
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Aug 5, 2019 06:51
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Discreetly pretend to vape and instead schnort a whole gram of coke in one quick inhalation.
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Aug 5, 2019 06:54
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:leave me alone im on smoko
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Aug 5, 2019 07:17
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Crank up the AC to really loving cold mode and just vape and people will say 'hey, it's so cold in here i can see your breath!!' and you just play it off saying 'yeah, wow, i guess it is cold!'
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Aug 5, 2019 08:09
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My MAGA chud coworker stealth vapes at his desk all day, but I haven’t been able to catch him blatantly doing it. Until I do, management refuses to do anything and I get to suffer as my COPD flares up and my quality of life diminishes by the day 
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Aug 5, 2019 08:09
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Put your vape pen between your sandwich and then keep taking fake bites out of it at your desk. Like, "mmm yes, this sandwich is delicious," then blow the smoke in a manila folder and file it until the end of the day. The file name should be E. Vape, so you can remember to pull it and fan it out of a window.
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Aug 5, 2019 09:00
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Hide the vape in your bosses arsehole and take hits while you pretend to kiss their arse.
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Aug 5, 2019 09:06
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Weka posted:Hide the vape in your bosses arsehole and take hits while you pretend to kiss their arse. Did you learn this from The Art of The Deal?
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Aug 5, 2019 09:09
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I learned it from the sequel, Fart of the Deal.
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Aug 6, 2019 04:18
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I like the devil costume idea. Seriously.
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Aug 6, 2019 04:22
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You hold it in for like 10 seconds and nothing comes out. Congrats, you've just learned how to vape in bars, cinemas or, yes, the workplace.
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Do you think agents/security now hide mics in vape pens so they just look like some schlub sneaking a vape on the sly as they communicate with their colleagues?
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