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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

roarpower posted:

alright, three questions:
1 Dollar tree sells hot dogs? why didn't I know that?
2 You own a tent?
3. Confederate or United?

1) yes and they are literally the bottom tier of "i'm poor" food
2) tarps
3) either

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ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

TheAardvark posted:

1) yes and they are literally the bottom tier of "i'm poor" food

I mean are they even lower tier than Bar-s cause you occasionally see those for 50 cents a pack and at most they're like 80 cents.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

ArbitraryC posted:

I mean are they even lower tier than Bar-s cause you occasionally see those for 50 cents a pack and at most they're like 80 cents.

when I was like 17 and camping out in homeless areas and poo poo, we would trade them for literally anything. Cat food was a more sought-after commodity.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Tato posted:

You're in anyone's house in West Virginia

Here's some photos of a shack in WV. I took these photos years ago so I'm not sure if it's still standing.





Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

Jose Oquendo posted:

Here's some photos of a shack in WV. I took these photos years ago so I'm not sure if it's still standing.

Mods, please change my username to “Christ Lawyer” TIA

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

SubnormalityStairs posted:

Mods, please change my username to “Christ Lawyer” TIA

Samson S Heifer is pretty good too.

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SubnormalityStairs posted:

Mods, please change my username to “Christ Lawyer” TIA

mods, change my name to "shack in WV"

Head Bee Guy
Jun 12, 2011

Retarded for Busting
Grimey Drawer

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
underwear fastened to ceiling fan blades to "air it out"

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
toilet paper hung in improper overhand fashion

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

gary oldmans diary posted:

underwear fastened to ceiling fan blades to "air it out"

you had a ceiling fan?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

roarpower posted:

you had a ceiling fan?
what is a ceiling fan but a box fan duct taped the ceiling without its outer case? :thunk:

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

giant "IM POOR" banner over front door

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

burgerpug.png


Fun Shoe
When there's nobody hunched over a computer furiously beating themselves off while reading the daily poorshaming thread on somethingawful.com

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

roarpower posted:

alright, three questions:
1 Dollar tree sells hot dogs? why didn't I know that?
2 You own a tent?
3. Confederate or United?

There's a Youtube channel were a guy reviews dollar store food so everybody can laugh at what poor people have to eat.

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
They don't have a Something Awful forums account that requires half a days wages just for the luxury of getting banned

fist4jesus
Nov 24, 2002
You mean the banks/landlords house right?

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

burgerpug.png


Fun Shoe

fist4jesus posted:

You mean the banks/landlords house right?

Borrowing money from a bank to purchase a house, truly the biggest indicator of poverty

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

fist4jesus posted:

You mean the banks/landlords house right?

they aren't poor people

Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease
Wood paneling in the living room

roarpower posted:

you had a ceiling fan?
We had ceiling fans, they just didn't work

Uncle Lloyd
Sep 2, 2019

roarpower posted:

you had a ceiling fan?

When I lived in a lovely single wide it had ceiling fans because the loving thing was an absolute stagnant oven in the summer and I had to get airflow somehow. I screwed four or five little double window fans to the ceiling along the hallway to try to get air moving down the length of the place. Now I have more than negative oney to my name and live in an actual house that self-regulates temperature much better.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018


GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Pepsi instead of coke is a big one

Houstonista
Dec 30, 2000

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

Pepsi instead of coke is a big one

This is personal.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Same way you know if you’re in a poor person’s thread

Very carefully

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AOCs Pink Pearl posted:

Same way you know if you’re in a poor person’s thread

Very carefully

No, you can usually be not carefully in a poor persons house. They don't have anything worth caring about

pogi
Jun 11, 2014

Anything more than three cats.

Lasca
May 8, 2007

Flag used as a curtain

Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!
Apartment smells like the cold war

Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!
Doesn't own a kitchen table

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Crimson Harvest posted:

Apartment smells like the cold war

Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!
Twin size bed

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
loving Weasleys running all over the place

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

damp papa john posted:

wii with netflix

dont dox me bro.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
netflix discontinued the wii streaming functionality in like january 2019.

ASK. ME. HOW. I. KNOW.

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

netflix discontinued the wii streaming functionality in like january 2019.

ASK. ME. HOW. I. KNOW.

how do you know?

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
I'M FUCKIN BROKE, BITCH

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

I'M FUCKIN BROKE, BITCH

that didn't answer the question you told me to ask

terminal chillness
Oct 16, 2008

This baby is off the charts
Most poor people I know are good people, op

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

terminal chillness posted:

Most poor people I know are good people, op

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

OP got permad praise God

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