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Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

Pennywise the Frown posted:

drat wish I would have caught this one but eh, statute of limitations or something.

i think it's an irony post op

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Cease to Hope posted:

i think it's an irony post op

Those words should have never been spoken.

I know rockthecaulk, it was a joke so everyone is safe

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
how dare you so flagrantly abuse your power over us

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I've been itching but everyone is being so nice. :( I figured there must be some toxic stuff in a Star Wars forum but nope. Everyone is cool. :shrug:

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
give out fun probes with Star Wars pictures as the reason!

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
but yeah this RSF is super chill
i love it!

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

Nothing like Star Wars shitposting to bring a bunch of goons together.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Dash Rendar posted:

give out fun probes with Star Wars pictures as the reason!

poo poo.

Well read the reason why I probed him. I think it's ok. :shrug:

I'm afraid to give out fun probes. I don't want people to take me seriously.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Pennywise the Frown posted:

I don't want people to take me seriously.

Don't worry. We wont.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

Proposal for section rule that all probes in the Star Wars forum must be a prequel line no matter how clumsily shoehorned in.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

CainFortea posted:

Don't worry. We wont.

Good!

Roth posted:

Proposal for section rule that all probes in the Star Wars forum must be a prequel line no matter how clumsily shoehorned in.

:hmmyes:

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Roth posted:

Proposal for section rule that all probes in the Star Wars forum must be a prequel line no matter how clumsily shoehorned in.

I like it! But can we allow exceptions for lines from the OT if appropriate?

lord fifth
Dec 26, 2019

LUCK ???

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I'm afraid to give out fun probes.

sometimes we have to let go of our pride and do what is requested of us

Guy A. Person
May 23, 2003

RBA Starblade posted:

It's Rogue One op

If Rogue One counts it's it although the CG Cushing is in poor taste IMO but if it has to be one of the holey trilogy I would probably say RotS for having Sheev going full crazy and flying around like a lunatic which is amazing

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

Dash Rendar posted:

I like it! But can we allow exceptions for lines from the OT if appropriate?

I will make it legal

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

hey can you rename this thread PICK'S CELL PHONE

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Cease to Hope posted:

hey can you rename this thread PICK'S CELL PHONE

No but only because I don't get it. Maybe Roth can. Gotta save some fun for everyone else.

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

Cease to Hope posted:

hey can you rename this thread PICK'S CELL PHONE

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

great beginning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZnaxdZu2eo

middle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0r4jNhG9Z4

and end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6bEs3dxjPg

/thread

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
phantom menace does the best job of getting close to the tone you would want for a new star wars movie coming out in the late 90's/early 00's, it's not miserable or overly violent, it doesn't revolve around an awful, chemistry-less, unbelievable love story, you could kind of imagine children watching it and liking it for the most part

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

El Generico posted:

phantom menace does the best job of getting close to the tone you would want for a new star wars movie coming out in the late 90's/early 00's, it's not miserable or overly violent, it doesn't revolve around an awful, chemistry-less, unbelievable love story, you could kind of imagine children watching it and liking it for the most part

the tonal shift from phantom menace to revenge of the sith owns bones when you think about it

anakin alone goes from



to this

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
he killed the younglings!

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Bleusilences posted:

Counterpoint, the "love" scene with padme is unwatchable garbage. They too well done to even be funny bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HnPxdnuXpM

i memory holed this, im voting 2

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Percelus posted:

the tonal shift from phantom menace to revenge of the sith owns bones when you think about it

anakin alone goes from



to this



yeah that's a pretty accurate childhood during the bush admin

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Episode 1 is on TV right now. I have it on in the background and Darth Maul just came out from behind the door. Duel of the Fates started and I got goosebumps and the hair on the back of my neck stood up.

If it has one thing, it's got that song.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


that closing battle in ep1 is probably the best part of the prequels easily

close second is probably the battle over coruscant open in 3 or the duel on mustafar, its in a volcano

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

i'm still not over how loving insane this is, this was actually in a star wars movie, this isn't something i dreamed up in a flu nightmare, someone thought it was a good idea to put this in there and it made it through the editing process

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


1999: car racing is pretty cool! i hope i grow up to do that. i think girls might not be icky after all?
2006: killing kids in a war that's been going on for three years

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015


You know, a few moments after this gif occurs in the film Anakin actually blows up the Trade Federation ship. I looked it up and that thing is mostly manned by droids. Mostly. There's a command staff of 25 living beings, all of which are visually confirmed to still be in the command room when it explodes.

Point is this kid had a kill count of at least 2 dozen before he even hit puberty.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I'm watching Revenge of the Sith right now. (some marathon the past few days). This is bad. Probably my least favorite. My order of best to worst for me is just 1-2-3.


El Generico posted:

i'm still not over how loving insane this is, this was actually in a star wars movie, this isn't something i dreamed up in a flu nightmare, someone thought it was a good idea to put this in there and it made it through the editing process

Right when that lightsaber came out I just :stare:

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


If anything they didn't go far enough in showing the younglings getting cut down.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

mallratcal posted:

If anything they didn't go far enough in showing the younglings getting cut down.

imagining that scene from rogue one where darth vader brutally kills all those rebel guards only its anakin versus a bunch of children

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
From my point of view that room full of defenseless children was evil.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Rogue One is the only good prequel film.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


reignofevil posted:

From my point of view that room full of defenseless children was evil.

Sometimes you need a Sith to make the tough choices.

In a universe where some people are literally chosen to be more powerful than others, the only morality is that which the strong create. Sith have it right, Jedi are wrong losers and deserve to die.

Also, I'm an alien addicted to salt.

Also Natalie Portman is hot.

Also there is a porn star named Natalie Porkman lol

DeadFatDuckFat fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Jan 26, 2020

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

reignofevil posted:

From my point of view that room full of defenseless children was evil.

:laffo:

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Rogue One is the only good prequel film.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Also Natalie Portman is hot.

Keira Knightly is hotter. :colbert:

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




since the queen was elected, her name is surely part of the public record. when she was disguised as a handmaiden to the queen, shouldnt they have been calling her something other than padme??

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