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They can do a sequel where they didn't pay Star Fox and instead they sued his cyborg rear end. Like yeah maybe you saved the world, but guess what? gently caress you, that's what! Now they are broke as poo poo and have to do barrel rolls for kids at birthday parties for gas money, and the kids are all "you're a real piece of poo poo Star Fox I wish you were dead and a cool man like Waluigi had come here instead of you." But guess what! Guess who comes then! *sigh* Yeah it's Andross again because it's Nintendo so of course it's the same drat piece of trash all over again. Anyway it turns out the real enemy was the system that impoverished StarFox and he must join with Andross and kill the president of space. Make a game about that, NINTENDO, you cowards!
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first they should focus on making a StarFox game that's just good
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Mar 9, 2020 01:59
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Mooey Cow posted:They can do a sequel where they didn't pay Star Fox and instead they sued his cyborg rear end. Like yeah maybe you saved the world, but guess what? gently caress you, that's what! That was more or less Star Fox Adventure where they were broke and Falco had quit and Fox ended up slumming in a Zelda knockoff to meet the queen of furbait Also traditionally not paying heavily armed mercenaries tends to go badly, though depending on circumstance paying them can as well
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Heh, remember when Star Fox Adventures was just gonna be Rare's Ocarina of Time ripoff for N64 and had nothing to do with Star Fox and was called Dinosaur Planet? But then Miyamoto saw it and felt that this kinda looks like Star Fox, let's make it Star Fox instead. And they were like "what?" And Miyamoto said "yeah and put Andross in there too he's cool". And they were like, "what??? no!" But they did it anyway.
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Mar 9, 2020 13:15
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Mooey Cow posted:Heh, remember when Star Fox Adventures was just gonna be Rare's Ocarina of Time ripoff for N64 and had nothing to do with Star Fox and was called Dinosaur Planet? But then Miyamoto saw it and felt that this kinda looks like Star Fox, let's make it Star Fox instead. And they were like "what?" And Miyamoto said "yeah and put Andross in there too he's cool". And they were like, "what??? no!" But they did it anyway. Just like a real Zelda game where Ganon ends up being the real threat behind every new bad guy.
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