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sometimes i say “porpoise reporpoised”!!! out loud my wife, she just stares
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Occidentally on porpoise
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 05:46 |
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Hwat, hwen, hwere, hwy And then just botching irregular verbs. Go, goes, goed Pahilla the Hun posted:i say “wooter” instead of “water” even though i have only been to Baltimore twice Warsh Warshington ---------------- |
# ? Jul 24, 2020 05:46 |
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Pahilla the Hun posted:i say “wooter” instead of “water” even though i have only been to Baltimore twice I think of this as more of a Jersey/philly thing. baltimore I think of having extremely long o's like this https://youtu.be/mpBI2c-HJYk
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 06:13 |
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Pahilla the Hun posted:Captain Deez Nuts Captain Disease Nuts |
# ? Jul 24, 2020 07:55 |
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Taco Bell —> Taco Smell Crackers—> cackers Teeth—> Teefs (or occasionally toofuses)
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 12:22 |
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Shrimp—> Scrimps/shcrumps
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 12:23 |
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Detroit—>de-twa like it’s Fancy and french (cuz it is french) And not a gritty post industrial hellscape Connecticut—>Con-NECK-tih-cut
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 12:26 |
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What do you mean pacifically? Can you be more pacific? |
# ? Jul 24, 2020 12:42 |
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Chicago—> Chicargo
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 16:19 |
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I fancy a bit of the ol cockney Cracks = cocks Socks = cocks clams = cocks |
# ? Jul 24, 2020 17:23 |
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Detroit—>de-twa like it’s Fancy and french (cuz it is french) And not a gritty post industrial hellscape Home Despot |
# ? Jul 24, 2020 17:43 |
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Chewbecca posted:What do you mean pacifically? Can you be more pacific? More specificker ---------------- |
# ? Jul 24, 2020 19:55 |
dallas teaposit insteaD of talus deposit
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 20:07 |
Super Smash Brothers -> Super Snatchman Crothers Chanel -> Channel Donkey Kong - Konkey Dong Computer -> Paputer Garbage -> Buggage Trash Can -> Rubbish Bin ---------------- |
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 21:36 |
Over-enunciating can also be really good, learned this from the show "toast of london", a few examples would be: Session -> Sess Yin (hard S sounds instead of like "seshin") Compassion -> Cum Pass Yin Function -> funkt yin etc ---------------- |
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 21:37 |
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Doctor Dogballs posted:Over-enunciating can also be really good, learned this from the show "toast of london", a few examples would be: hey doctor dogballs that's a good show
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 21:39 |
Reese's Pee Nutbuster Cups
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Pencil --> Pinkle I also pronounce "sorry" like a Canadian because it's so ridiculous ---------------- |
# ? Jul 25, 2020 17:18 |
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Chipolte: Chi Pot El Popeyes: Pope Yes Potato: Poe Tae Tee Donald Trump won the popular vote: Donald Trump won the popular vote
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# ? Jul 25, 2020 17:28 |
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Doctor Dogballs posted:Over-enunciating can also be really good, learned this from the show "toast of london", a few examples would be: Rhed, Hwait, or RHOSE? |
# ? Jul 26, 2020 01:15 |
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"No thanks, I don't smoke weed" AHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHA https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Jul 26, 2020 01:36 |
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Doing—> DOING! (Cuz that’s how you spelled it)
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 14:16 |
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I'm thirsty, please excuse me while I get myself a watle of botter. |
# ? Jul 26, 2020 15:49 |
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heinous -> hi-ee-nos blood -> b'UwU'd dont murder me -> try it bitch!! try it and find out!!! |
# ? Jul 26, 2020 15:52 |
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idiotsavant posted:I fancy a bit of the ol cockney 'cock knee' |
# ? Jul 26, 2020 15:53 |
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it buggers belief
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 16:30 |
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I like to call TV shows by the wrong name Hank of the Hill Bob Burger and the Belchers The Dark Crystal Show Starring Dark Billy Crystal |
# ? Jul 26, 2020 19:43 |
refering to Boeing as "boing, boing, that trampoline company (that also makes airplanes)"
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 21:02 |
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Doctor Dogballs posted:refering to Boeing as "boing, boing, that trampoline company (that also makes airplanes)" Their airplanes have been simply refusing to bounce, however. |
# ? Jul 27, 2020 01:04 |
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Cabernet pronounced as it is spelled Sauvignon blanc pronounced as it is spelled Champagne pronounced as it is spelled And also calling aftertaste "afterbirth" ---------------- |
# ? Jul 27, 2020 01:31 |
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say Italian words v loud and in the Italian style like MOZZARELLE
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# ? Jul 27, 2020 01:34 |
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prepuce repurposed posted:say Italian words v loud and in the Italian style like MOZZARELLE MOOT za RELL(rolling tongue here) ah! |
# ? Jul 27, 2020 01:48 |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:MOOT za RELL(rolling tongue here) ah! this ^^^ |
# ? Jul 27, 2020 02:21 |
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jumbo jack becomes yumbo yack and then i laugh |
# ? Jul 27, 2020 02:32 |
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I like telling old ppl omw means Oh My Word
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# ? Jul 27, 2020 02:38 |
Gabbagool
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# ? Jul 27, 2020 02:48 |
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prepuce repurposed posted:I like telling old ppl omw means Oh My Word It doesn't?? |
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Doctor Dogballs posted:Gabbagool
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Wed Nez Day
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