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Ouch. My toe is hurting.
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Jul 26, 2020 07:24
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gently caress god drat immigrants
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Jul 26, 2020 08:35
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:"THAT'S IT I'M FINALLY GOING TO DO IT! I'M FINALLY GOING TO PUT AN END TO THIS! I CANT EVEN WALK NORMAL SO I MIGHT AS WELL JUST loving DO IT. I'M PUTTING ONE ROUND IN THE SHOTGUN AND THEN IM STICKING THE BARREL IN MY MOUTH! gently caress! gently caress! AAAAHHHH!" lol this is a good impression of my dad
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Jul 26, 2020 08:45
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Foot comes off ten days later due to diabetes, oxycodone and being unable to see the gangrene due to that enormous gut. Would have lost the leg too if it werent for the smell
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Jul 26, 2020 08:48
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*limps to baby room* *puts sleeping baby in bed* *exits quietly, closing door* Motherfucking gently caress poo poo drat oww gently caress
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Jul 26, 2020 08:51
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god drat cant even get a fuckin beer without stubbin muh god drat toe i want to die so badly please god just end this misery
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Jul 26, 2020 09:09
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*convinces himself he isn't angry at himself for missing the corner of the bedframe and immediately walks downstairs to take the anger out on his children with passive-aggressive behavior*
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Jul 26, 2020 09:26
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SCHHHH- NNNGFfffooorr Jimmy's sake! Ooh! Ooh-aah! Ha ha ho ho ssssss That's a doozy! Yowza!!!
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Jul 26, 2020 09:56
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MOTHER FUCKER who leaves that there? (referring to permanent fixture of house that's been there for 20 years)
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Jul 26, 2020 10:06
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ffffffffFFFFFFFFFFT HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN No no I'm okay (I'm not okay) I'm fine (I need a hug and warm cocoa)
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Jul 26, 2020 12:29
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*My sense of pride will not allow me to go to the emergency room for my obviously broken pinky toe and I just let it painfully slowly heal at a 90 degree angle and pretend it was always that way*
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Jul 26, 2020 12:35
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This won't do, no one can see me like this *gasses everyone in the vicinity*
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Jul 26, 2020 12:39
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are daddy issues a requirement for posting on these forums or what.
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Jul 26, 2020 14:05
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:"THAT'S IT I'M FINALLY GOING TO DO IT! I'M FINALLY GOING TO PUT AN END TO THIS! I CANT EVEN WALK NORMAL SO I MIGHT AS WELL JUST loving DO IT. I'M PUTTING ONE ROUND IN THE SHOTGUN AND THEN IM STICKING THE BARREL IN MY MOUTH! gently caress! gently caress! AAAAHHHH!" This is disturbingly accurate to my own dad threatening to shoot himself in the head because a surgery to fix his hernia got postponed one week back in January
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Jul 26, 2020 14:30
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"What in tarnation!"
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Jul 26, 2020 14:45
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Muscle Wizard posted:are daddy issues a requirement for posting on these forums or what. *daddy toe issues
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Jul 26, 2020 14:49
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Muscle Wizard posted:are daddy issues a requirement for posting on these forums or what. Muscle Wizard, I've been noticing a trend with you lately and by lately I mean always where you're mad about posters and the forums forever and it sucks and if you don't like everything about the place, well?
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Jul 26, 2020 14:50
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god DAMNit, i really gotta stop drinking before noon
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Jul 26, 2020 14:58
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I can't go to the hospital for this broken toe or I will appear weak, and if I bandage it to the toe next to it I will look silly when I'm out in my best Birkenstocks and people ask about it. I know, I'll just superglue the toes together. That's basically the same thing but harder to see.
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Jul 26, 2020 16:25
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Sid Vicious posted:FUUUUUUUUUUCK
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Jul 26, 2020 16:27
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mad dad
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Jul 26, 2020 16:30
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SLIPPIN RIPPIN DANG FANG ROTTEN ZARG A BARG A DING DONG
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Jul 26, 2020 16:30
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIRETRUCK
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Jul 26, 2020 16:30
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The Walrus posted:SLIPPIN RIPPIN DANG FANG ROTTEN ZARG A BARG A DING DONG eidt gently caress but I did it from MEMORY
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Jul 26, 2020 16:31
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Goddam Obama and his terrorist death panel coffee table bullshit!
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Jul 26, 2020 16:35
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why is every single moment of my life a god damned obstacle course
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Jul 26, 2020 16:39
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Goddam Obama and his terrorist death panel coffee table bullshit! *Loudly bangs toe on obviously placed table* THANKS OBAMA
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Jul 26, 2020 16:49
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Oh nooooooo it hurts so much i must go to the garage to suffer this pain *saws off big toe* Look what your cursed ottoman did to me. You're the sole provider now, my maimed body is only good for video games
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Jul 26, 2020 16:54
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Obamas Trumps Bidens America.
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Jul 26, 2020 17:17
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AGGHHH FUUUCK YOUR drat MOTHER AND HER lovely FURNITURE
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Jul 26, 2020 17:50
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the HELL is the mattah’ with this fuckin’ table
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Jul 26, 2020 17:54
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Stupid bloody coffee table! Why do we even HAVE a table made out of coffee? Your mother is out of her drat mind and paying to keep this thing frozen is sending the electric bill through the roof!
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Jul 26, 2020 17:55
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oof ow
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Jul 26, 2020 18:00
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Gets ingrown toenail infection and dies 
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Jul 26, 2020 18:23
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Gah dangit augh
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Jul 26, 2020 18:30
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Son of a biscuit!
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Jul 26, 2020 22:35
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God drat kids and their goddamn toys
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Jul 26, 2020 22:38
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goatface posted:I can't go to the hospital for this broken toe or I will appear weak, and if I bandage it to the toe next to it I will look silly when I'm out in my best Birkenstocks and people ask about it. My uncle broke his pinky finger decades ago, and instead of getting medical treatment or even setting the drat thing himself (because that’s for sissy boys!), he let it heal on its own and now it’s 90 degrees away from the rest of his fingers. It’s loving gross and he’s a dumbass.
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Jul 26, 2020 23:12
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*Clenches jaw but otherwise shows zero outward emotion.*
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Jul 26, 2020 23:19
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jazzyhattrick posted:*Clenches jaw but otherwise shows zero outward emotion.* finally, the real one
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