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Statue of Grover with a gormless, dumb-as-gently caress expression on his face standing in mud and shittily laid PVC pipes
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An exhibit in which every day, Abe gets owned really hard.
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Oct 18, 2020 05:04
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:An exhibit in which every day, Abe gets owned really hard.
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Oct 18, 2020 05:06
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Waxworks of Doobie and Tasha sneering at some goons who've come to the Doghouse for their free combos.
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Oct 18, 2020 05:11
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The Hall of Disgraced Mods will be large enough that Groverhaus will fit inside.
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Oct 18, 2020 06:36
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:The Hall of Disgraced Mods will be large enough that Groverhaus will fit inside. actually yeah this is a better idea, convince the US government to eminent domain lowtax's house and replace it with a two-hundred-story reflective penis housing the Hall of Disgraced Mods sentence aatrek to life as a zoo exhibit within
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Oct 18, 2020 06:38
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what....? the gently caress? this is the best loving thread ive ever been in. lol
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Oct 18, 2020 06:46
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WeedlordGoku69 posted:actually yeah this is a better idea, convince the US government to eminent domain lowtax's house and replace it with a two-hundred-story reflective penis housing the Hall of Disgraced Mods This was a little more aggressive than I was thinking, I was thinking the Hall of Disgraced Mods would have more fun activities like a big touchscreen exhibit where you try to match the mod to the bizarre dark secret they had for years or a "mod meltdown simulator" where you're in one of those motion sim things that can fit like 8 people and it goes up and down and around based on what posts you're shown on a screen inside. Maybe a somber quiet room where there's a zen garden and a huge pile of rocks and a sign that says "Each of these rocks represents one poster banned by a mod who later turned out to like to wear oversized novelty mickey mouse gloves when they masturbate."
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Oct 18, 2020 06:56
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I've told this story before but a while back I was looking for a post I made in the feedback thing for SA Mart and it turns out I bought a DVD from Aatrek about ten years ago. So, uhhhh museum artifact? And before someone asks the movie was The Man Who Fell to Earth.
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Oct 18, 2020 07:33
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CPL593H posted:I've told this story before but a while back I was looking for a post I made in the feedback thing for SA Mart and it turns out I bought a DVD from Aatrek about ten years ago. So, uhhhh museum artifact? big shocker that he’d be into Bowie
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Oct 18, 2020 09:28
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Things to put in a SomethingAwful museum: the p-p-p-powerbook the carried printer
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Oct 18, 2020 09:35
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does he still live in the groverhaus?
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Oct 18, 2020 09:41
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Slumpy posted:what....? the gently caress? this is the best loving thread ive ever been in. lol Lurk more
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Oct 18, 2020 10:17
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I don't get why people are so freaked out about having to sign a liability waiver to get within 300ft. of our museum.
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Oct 18, 2020 10:34
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BigBadSteve posted:Waxworks of Doobie and Tasha sneering at some goons who've come to the Doghouse for their free combos. Itd probably be cheaper to open a new doobies dogs as a museum restaurant.
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Oct 18, 2020 10:38
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Lowtax should buy something awful and pay Jeffrey to live in the groverhaus
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Oct 18, 2020 12:18
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The yikesaroo debate that LF got closed entirely because of people making fun of groverhaus and not the secret service subpoena that probably didn't even exist
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Oct 18, 2020 15:12
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Caesar Saladin posted:does he still live in the groverhaus? He probably died in the groverhaus when it collapsed on his head. There's no way he could sell it. Maybe grover got foreclosed on in 2009 or 2013 and the bank owns this useless, unsellable piece of property.
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Oct 18, 2020 15:13
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There should be theme days on certain days of the year. Like, the day that AAtrek got outed could be "mods knew day" and we all throw eggs at pictures of the mods who (probably) knew, and maybe rocks at a picture of aatrek. Another could be highlights of giant forums meltdowns, screen shots of threads and posts from forum users that went batshit. Or the anniversary of some great SA sagas etc...
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Oct 18, 2020 21:30
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Could that bathroom with the hosed up joists be an exhibit, for the females?
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Oct 19, 2020 15:30
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A production of the Hogan jerky shoes definitely needs to be on display
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Oct 19, 2020 15:36
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Extortionist posted:the p-p-p-powerbook Hell yeah A hyper modern building housing a collection of the finest photoshops A military history style exhibit showcasing stuff like goonfleet, that goofy flash dating game, and other famous griefing exploits
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Oct 19, 2020 16:33
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The back yard could be tents set up to recreate goon camp.
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Oct 19, 2020 17:47
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Cantaloupe posted:Can you actually point out a single thing wrong with groverhaus? You cannot. Nothing was wrong with groverhaus, and yet everything was wrong with groverhaus My favourite little detail were the inset spotlights fitted into a sloped ceiling directly above the television, just in case jean-luc picard ever wanted to come over and watch the game CPL593H posted:What was the name of that poster who got his arm ripped off in a motorcycle crash after everyone told him not to buy that motorcycle? Have that guy's severed arm on the wall. Or the motorcycle. Or both. I forget his username, but he was the backpanther goon - he'd gotten a full back tattoo of a panther from someone who didn't really *get* perspective, so the panther had one paw that was a giant elephant's foot. After his accident, someone suggested getting the offending foot lasered off and leaving it like that, which was both mean and good. Museum proposal: lifesize 3D model of backpanther for children to ride
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Oct 19, 2020 18:41
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Cantaloupe posted:Can you actually point out a single thing wrong with groverhaus? You cannot. Three words: Load bearing drywall. wesleywillis posted:The back yard could be tents set up to recreate goon camp. All you need to recreate gooncamp is find a woman willing to take it in the rear end while outdoors. Jailbrekr fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Oct 19, 2020 |
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Oct 19, 2020 20:58
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FullLeatherJacket posted:Nothing was wrong with groverhaus, and yet everything was wrong with groverhaus How many lights were there?
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Oct 19, 2020 21:05
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FullLeatherJacket posted:Nothing was wrong with groverhaus, and yet everything was wrong with groverhaus I remember that. Back when awful yearbook was still a thing there were pictures of him on there including the tattoo one and someone commented "This is the second biggest mistake you ever made.". Didn't also end up getting some kind of insurance money then he bought a bunch of stupid poo poo including a corvette with a manual transmission? Also, the flask from the flask fucker thread needs to be in there.
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Oct 20, 2020 01:05
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Need the backyard for the mangosteen grove.
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Oct 20, 2020 01:14
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George H.W. oval office posted:A production of the Hogan jerky shoes definitely needs to be on display In the coolroom with the bike accident arm, the fingat, the bodies of goons who died in stupid ways, and the cum vase.
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Oct 20, 2020 08:20
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Surely a bank will be reclaiming that house soon
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Oct 20, 2020 11:04
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Who will guard the museum's Halloween puckins?
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Oct 20, 2020 12:02
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FizFashizzle posted:Surely the ground will be reclaiming that house soon
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Oct 20, 2020 13:04
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wesleywillis posted:How many lights were there? accounts differ
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Oct 20, 2020 14:09
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as someone studying art history I'd like to curate this exhibit thanks
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Oct 20, 2020 14:36
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wesleywillis posted:How many lights were there? FullLeatherJacket posted:accounts differ 
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Oct 20, 2020 15:47
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FizFashizzle posted:Surely a bank will be reclaiming that house soon Obviously we should have a goon fundraiser so we can buy the house and preserve our collective history. Our horrible, disgusting Cheeto grease cum smelling history.
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Oct 20, 2020 17:17
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Make the only way you can get in and out of there is with a zip line.
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Oct 20, 2020 17:38
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DemoneeHo posted:Make the only way you can get in and out of there is with a zip line. 100% chance that would knock the house down the first time anyone used it.
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Oct 20, 2020 17:47
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CPL593H posted:100% chance that would knock the house down the first time anyone used it. As if the zipline would last long enough for someone to make it to the house. Assuming we're talking about the goon zipline.
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wesleywillis posted:As if the zipline would last long enough for someone to make it to the house. It was actually very sturdily constructed. The only problem was the line's slant being large enough to gravitationally accelerate riders to a speed causing death at terminus.
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