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alnilam

no WAY your name is Ashley and you're into playing with ropes?? What an awesome coincidence, it's my favorite book btw

what do you mean you don't see the connection?

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# ? Jan 21, 2021 20:33

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 11:44

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Yes, as an entomologist that is one of my favorite subjects. No, my immediate family doesn't care much for bugs, why do you ask?

# ? Jan 21, 2021 21:15

Finger Prince

I don't understand. I'm bi, I'm bald, what do you mean you don't want to have sex with my wife while I watch? I thought you said you were down for some BBC?
The C stands for what? Cock?? No, I think you're mistaken.

# ? Jan 21, 2021 23:56

Khanstant

oh i thought you want to play "goat simulator" not 'goatse' me later

# ? Jan 22, 2021 01:26

alnilam

Khanstant posted:

oh i thought you want to play "goat simulator" not 'goatse' me later

lol

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# ? Jan 22, 2021 01:50

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

alnilam posted:

no WAY your name is Ashley and you're into playing with ropes?? What an awesome coincidence, it's my favorite book btw

what do you mean you don't see the connection?

# ? Jan 22, 2021 02:22

biosterous

this thread is like a cryptic crossword, with the possibility that the answer to some of the clues is "u don't know as much about sex as u thought"

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he/him

# ? Jan 22, 2021 14:17

nut

oh heavens no we couldn�t afford that, just hot water for us working folk

# ? Jan 22, 2021 14:49

alnilam

biosterous posted:

this thread is like a cryptic crossword, with the possibility that the answer to some of the clues is "u don't know as much about sex as u thought"

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# ? Jan 22, 2021 18:09

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

nut posted:

oh heavens no we couldn�t afford that, just hot water for us working folk

# ? Jan 22, 2021 18:39

alnilam

nut posted:

oh heavens no we couldn’t afford that, just hot water for us working folk

lol took me a bit

# ? Jan 22, 2021 18:44

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

So after we have sex, you want us to chew like cows? Is that a furry thing?

# ? Jan 22, 2021 19:42

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

alnilam posted:

lol took me a bit

I still don't get it and let me tell you, I have been doing some pretty intense googling!!!

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jan 22, 2021 19:45

alexandriao

Why thank you, I like candles too. Yes the wax is very nice, "hot stuff" indeed

# ? Jan 22, 2021 20:35

alexandriao

Oh, you like 1920s music too?!

# ? Jan 22, 2021 20:35

alexandriao

biosterous posted:

this thread is like a cryptic crossword, with the possibility that the answer to some of the clues is "u don't know as much about sex as u thought"

Yeah I thought I was well versed but I'm pulling a blank on a lot of these

# ? Jan 22, 2021 20:37

alnilam

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I still don't get it and let me tell you, I have been doing some pretty intense googling!!!

As far as kink terms go it's actually a pretty widely known one and it involves taking a shower

# ? Jan 22, 2021 20:37

google THIS

alnilam posted:

As far as kink terms go it's actually a pretty widely known one and it involves taking a shower

# ? Jan 22, 2021 21:04

google THIS

itt we really are confused about kink terms

# ? Jan 22, 2021 21:04

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

alnilam posted:

As far as kink terms go it's actually a pretty widely known one and it involves taking a shower

But of course!

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jan 22, 2021 22:24

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Who doesn�t love to play with young dogs!?

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jan 22, 2021 22:24

Jaguars!

Farmer, on phone: How long do you want him?

...

How much pasturage do you have sir?

...

No, an apartment lawn won't cut it, we take the health of our animals seriously

...

Yes, you need a stockyard.

...

Look, we don't transport many prime stud bulls into Upper Manhattan. It's going to have to be charged at a special rate.

# ? Jan 22, 2021 23:28

alnilam

Jaguars! posted:

Farmer, on phone: How long do you want him?

...

How much pasturage do you have sir?

...

No, an apartment lawn won't cut it, we take the health of our animals seriously

...

Yes, you need a stockyard.

...

Look, we don't transport many prime stud bulls into Upper Manhattan. It's going to have to be charged at a special rate.

Yeesh now i see why people use farmers only dot com

# ? Jan 22, 2021 23:46

alexandriao

"I'm a real otter? Why thank you! I too delight in knowledge about our furry friends"

# ? Jan 23, 2021 19:46

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Khanstant posted:

oh i thought you want to play "goat simulator" not 'goatse' me later

lmbo'd

# ? Jan 23, 2021 19:56

Warezd Quake

ugh!!! this is the last time I get my dry cleaning done in Cleveland!!!

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# ? Jan 23, 2021 20:27

google THIS

Do you mean "corroded?" Brass doesn't really rust.

# ? Jan 23, 2021 20:32

nut

i mean i guess carl's alright

# ? Jan 23, 2021 21:40

Heather Papps: hello friend

i have a leather jacket but i'm childless. can we still gently caress?

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 24, 2021 03:53

Turbo Fondant

Evil Bob posted:

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Her: uhhhh

# ? Jan 24, 2021 07:02

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Actually, I just got back from my first mission, but thank you for the job offer! Golly, LDS girls sure are nice.

# ? Jan 24, 2021 08:23

google THIS

Cracker! Cracker! Squaaaaaawwwwk! Pretty good, huh? Say, who is that guy and why is he here?

# ? Jan 24, 2021 18:59

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I tried ordering that dish you like but the guys at the Japanese restaurant kept laughing at me. I got kake udon instead, I hope that's okay.

# ? Jan 24, 2021 19:51

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Finally, someone who agrees with me that the devaluation of the dollar isn't inherently a bad thing. Also, did the bicycle pump company have an IPO, because you sure are invested in them!

# ? Jan 24, 2021 20:39

alexandriao

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I tried ordering that dish you like but the guys at the Japanese restaurant kept laughing at me. I got kake udon instead, I hope that's okay.

# ? Jan 24, 2021 22:36

Chunky Salsa: "Isn't that right, Zach?"

"Yes this says you're looking for a pony, I just so happen to have a gelding for sale.."

"Sir I do not believe that is safe for the horse in any way I am going to have to stop this call."

Chunky Salsa fucked around with this message at 06:46 on Jan 25, 2021

# ? Jan 25, 2021 06:43

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

wow there sure are a lot of women into cognitive behavioral therapy! Take that,everyone who laughed at me in undergrad!

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Jan 25, 2021 20:29

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Buttchocks posted:

Finally, someone who agrees with me that the devaluation of the dollar isn't inherently a bad thing. Also, did the bicycle pump company have an IPO, because you sure are invested in them!

lol

# ? Jan 25, 2021 20:39