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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993




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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
big fan of this one















Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012


I;m reading about those be'ans

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012




alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Jaguars! posted:

I;m reading about those be'ans

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009


Big Time Cube energy



ty manifisto

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009


Also lol at the quotes around bean implying that it's meant to be a pun, presumably Big->Bean, hell of a stretch but i admire their moxie

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
THE DRY BEAN INDUSTRY WILL NOW SPEAK WITH ONE VOICE

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

alnilam posted:

Also lol at the quotes around bean implying that it's meant to be a pun, presumably Big->Bean, hell of a stretch but i admire their moxie

Say what you will about the egg pun, at least it's a pun!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004


You know what? They're right. When it comes to my bean harvesting I've just been phoning it in. I haven't meant it for years...THAT CHANGES TODAY!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Cobalt-60 posted:

THE DRY BEAN INDUSTRY WILL NOW SPEAK WITH ONE VOICE

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

I'm cracking up. "It's really exciting!"

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go
What were the compromises

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Lol. Those tractors are farting.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Escape From Noise posted:

You know what? They're right. When it comes to my bean harvesting I've just been phoning it in. I haven't meant it for years...THAT CHANGES TODAY!

lol

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I tried to read one this morning, Executive Secretary Magazine, and it was so boring I had to take a break. I only saved one pic, the author's, because she's been using the same one for 5 years of issues and always puts it front and center on page 2 or 3. Like I saw this image a dozen times just scrolling

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Good for her!

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia


We're just in time for the apple issue!





Nice literary ref.





Gonna get a nice apple sorter.

Zurtilik fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Nov 19, 2021

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Apple orchards and apples on branches are so aesthetically pleasing. Must be a nice trade mag to do photography for.



ty manifisto

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993














AARD VARKMAN fucked around with this message at 19:29 on Nov 19, 2021

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
bump because this thread is now in GBS :grin:

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

whoa a crossover episode

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station



1,00,000 installations! that's a lot of lifts!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i love the ones with extremely specific target audiences



















just checked, this is a monthly magazine that averages 80 pages

Captain Dickweed
Mar 3, 2003

Yes, that kitty is probably the head of a multi-national conglomerated business...uh...thing.


Aardvark! posted:

i love the ones with extremely specific target audiences



Martin Tugwell...did we just figure out Derpies' true identity?

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
This is actually legit kinda cool. Wonder how mad people would get about GMO PIGS :argh:

Also the phrase "boar taint" will never not make me laugh

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




We have a potential future UK prime minister.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
there's only one 20 page issue of this apparently and it costs 6 bucks to read so just enjoy the cover

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
LMAO at the advertisement saying "Are you triggered by OCD? Then become a cow eugenicist."

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006



Is writing a trade? A lot of online colleges apparently say so for a low annual fee. There are way too many words in this publication.

















tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

:thanks: you op great thread

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
















This one I honestly have no clue what it does. Could be totally made up.


I find these at https://issuu.com/ usually btw. There's basically any industry imaginable on there free to read.

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

I have a friend who works in farm radio and all the ads are people selling bulls

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously


Hello I am Scorpion 2, and I love to calculate lethality and prove kill steps. And I'm ready to keep your pug safe.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Holy poo poo those slices are huge! Unmatched scaling indeed!

Citycop
Apr 11, 2005

Greetings, Rainbow Dash.

I will now sing for you a song that I hope will ease your performance anxiety.
Unmatched scale up potential.

Let us help you take over the world.

Ever wonder why.. if these products are as good as they say.. then why sell them? Just use them to make unlimited monies?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993














AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993




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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I love the pasta

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