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Aardvark! posted:The shoes are the hat of the feet and that couldn't be more obvious. The shoes are the hat of the socks unless you are a gross weirdo The socks, in turn, are the hat of the feet
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Where do fedoras fit into all of this?
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A hot dog is not a hat. The condiments are the hat.
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numberoneposter posted:A hot dog is not a hat. The condiments are the hat. They're both hats. The hot dog is the bun's hat. The condiments are the hot dog's hat.
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No the bun is the hot dogs hat.
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numberoneposter posted:No the bun is the hot dogs hat. You just posted this...? numberoneposter posted:A hot dog is not a hat. The condiments are the hat.
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The Fattest PI posted:I think the ladder theory was being talked about sincerely when I joined the forums here, instead of endlessly mocked. Remember the ladder theory? I have a friend who met his wife via ladder theory.
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numberoneposter posted:Don't forget that Canada is America's hat. So Mexico is wearing.. two hats? ![]()
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:So Mexico is wearing.. two hats? Sure. The only tenet of Hat Theory is that all things are Hat to something.
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You're rear end is your shits hat
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Aardvark! posted:Sure. The only tenet of Hat Theory is that all things are Hat to something. It should really exclude actual hats, once you get going on a hats hat it like, man you’d be in the hat store all day. ![]()
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The child is the hat of the man
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Are there any additional axioms to hat theory that I need to understand?
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:So Mexico is wearing.. two hats? Canada isn't real so Mexico only has 1 hat.
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My hair's hat is dandruff.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:So like, ketchup is French fries hat. But then a ketchup bottle is ketchups hat. And then the factory is the bottles hat. And then corporate America and then the Illuminati and then, who is the Illuminati’s hat? The ketchup bottle itself has a cap.
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My dick used to have a hat before it was removed by crazy cultists and thrown in the trash
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So what are the hats of hats? Air? Then what's the air's hat? Outer space? What's the hat for outer space? It goes too far, man
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when a tree falls in the forest, and there's nothing to wear it.. is it still a hat?
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i HAT this thread OP haha just kidding i actually like hats so i'm cool with this theory
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The great a tuin is not a hat
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:So Mexico is wearing.. two hats? Argentina got mad hats
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Powerful Katrinka posted:So what are the hats of hats? Air? Then what's the air's hat? Outer space? What's the hat for outer space? It goes too far, man Either a hatbox or: ![]()
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dr.acula posted:My dick used to have a hat before it was removed by crazy cultists and thrown in the trash The hungry dog is the hat to the poor mohel
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what the hell's a hat
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Does this mean the universe was created by some kind of an uber-hat, a hat which has no hat of its own?
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Aardvark! posted:You just posted this...?
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A Fancy Hat posted:Does this mean the universe was created by some kind of an uber-hat, a hat which has no hat of its own? I leave questions of this magnitude to the monks in their thinking hats, that dedicate their lives to pondering the mysteries of hat theory
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A Fancy Hat posted:Does this mean the universe was created by some kind of an uber-hat, a hat which has no hat of its own? You're very clever, but it's hats all the way down.
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numberoneposter posted:The hot dog is not a hat. Everything else is the hot dogs hat. The hot dog is the bun's hat. This was all covered at the Diet of Hats in 1624.
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does this work for chemistry as well, op? If so explain
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Big Beef City posted:does this work for chemistry as well, op? Chemistry returns us to the "Hat is the hat to the hat" situation as seen in the Earth's core. You see, the electrons of a Helium atom, for example, are the hats to the protons and neutrons. The central protons and neutrons, on the other hand, are hats to each other.
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I thought I understood hats, but like anything, the deeper you learn about something the more you realize you know very little.
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Where's the hat on a Klein bottle OP, you FRAUD.
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The greatest minds agree on hat theory, except for the final detail Is there a prime head on which the lowest hat rests, or is it hats all the way down?
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why would one hat need another hat
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CheeseThief posted:Where's the hat on a Klein bottle OP, you FRAUD. The Klein bottle is the hat to the laboratory desk. Nobody said it has to have a hat of its own.
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:Argentina got mad hats South Africa got the most hats. ![]()
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Aardvark! posted:The Klein bottle is the hat to the laboratory desk. Nobody said it has to have a hat of its own. Poppycock. The lab desk is inside the klein bottle. Or do you make ridiculous statements like the scrotum is the hat of the balls?
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