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Everybody tugs it one way or the other So check out my message to you As a matter of fact, I don't let nothin' hold you back If the TugMan can do it, so can you Ski-bi dibby dib yo da tug tug Yo da tug tug Ski-bi dibby dib yo da tug tug Yo da tug tug (I'm the TugMan)
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Tug it like a Polaroid picture
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Jan 5, 2022 01:32
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I’m infected with TUG I TUG everyday I kill everything I TUG I fill you up with my TUG Contaminate you with deadly TUG My loaded TUG is like a gun Im walking TUG bomb Killing everyone
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Jan 5, 2022 01:32
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Baby I need your tuggin Got to have all your tuggin
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Jan 5, 2022 01:40
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One tug in Bangkok And the world's your oyster
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Jan 5, 2022 01:53
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"All I wanna do is have a little tug before I die," Said the man next to me, out of nowhere
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Jan 5, 2022 03:04
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Don't go tuggin' on your balls Please stick to the dick, and that shaft that you're used to I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all But I think you're tuggin' too fast
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Jan 5, 2022 03:09
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O Fluff O Fluff Won't you spare me over til another tug
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Jan 5, 2022 03:12
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16 tugs and whaddya get? Another day older and underwear wet
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Jan 5, 2022 03:17
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One thing I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you TUG Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know TUGGIN is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the BALLS swing Watch it count down to the end of the day The TUG ticks life away It's so unreal Didn't look out below Watch the CUM go right out the window Tryin' to hold on, did-didn't even BLOW I wasted it all just to watch you TUG I kept everything inside and even though I tried It all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually Be a memory of a time when I TUGGED so hard I TUGGED so hard and got so far But in the end TUGGIN doesn't even matter I had to CUM to lose it all But in the end TUGGIG doesn't even matter One thing, I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you TUG Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To remind myself how I tried so hard In spite of the way you were mockin' me Acting like I was TUGGIN your property Remembering all the times you TUGGED with me I'm surprised it got so far Things aren't the way they were before You wouldn't even recognize CUM anymore Not that you knew me back then But it all comes back to TUG in the end You kept everything inside and even though I tried It all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually Be a memory of a time when I TUGGED so hard I TUGGED so hard and got so far But in the end TUGGIN doesn't even matter I had to CUM to lose it all But in the end TUGGIN doesn't even matter I've put my trust in you TUGGED as far as I can go For all this There's only one thing you should know I've put my trust in you TUGGED as far as I can go For all this There's only one thing you should know I TUGGED so hard and got so far But in the end TUGGIN doesn't even matter I had to CUM to lose it all But in the end TUGGIN doesn't even matter
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Jan 5, 2022 03:19
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Smugworth posted:O Fluff hahahahaha
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Give me the tuggin Everybody pants down Everybody pants down Yeah Yeah Yeah Everybody pants down Yeah Yeah Yeah Everybody Here is the dome, back with the bass The jam is live in effect and I don't waste time On the mic with a dope rhyme Tug to the rhythm, tug, tug to the rhythm tug And I'm here to combine Beats and lyrics to make your shake your pants Take a chance, come on and tug Guys grab a girl, don't wait, make her twirl It's your world and I'm just a squirrel Tryin' to tug a nut to move your butt To the tug floor, so yo what's up Hands in the air, come on say "yeah" Everybody over here, everybody over there The crowd is live and I pursue this groove Party people in the house Move (let your mind) Groove (put me on line) Come on let's tug, baby Let the tuggin take control Let the rhythm move you Tug, tug Let the tuggin take control Let the rhythm move you Everybody pants down Everybody pants down Everybody pants down Pause, take a breath and go for yours On my command now hit the dance floor It's gonna make you tug 'til you bleed Is that dope enough? Indeed I paid the price, to control the dice I'm more precise, to the point I'm nice The music takes control, your heart and soul Unfold, your body is free and a whole Tug till you can't, tug till you can't tug no more Tug on the floor and get raw Then tug back and upside down Easy now, let me see ya Tug (let your mind) Tug (put me on line) The tuggin is my life Everybody pants down Everybody pants down Everybody pants down Everybody Come on let's tug, baby Let the tuggin take control Let the rhythm move you Tug, tug Let the tuggin take control Let the rhythm move you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9gSjzhANOM I am a man of constant tuggin I've seen trouble all my day I bid farewell to Gibbis The place where I was born and tugged (The place where he was born and tugged) For six long years I've been in trouble No pleasures on Something Awful I found For in this world I'm bound to tug I have no friends to tug me now (He has no friends to tug him now) It's fare thee well my old true forum I never expect to see you again For I'm bound to tug that northern railroad Perhaps I'll die upon this train (Perhaps he'll die upon this train) You can bury me in the Leper's Colony For many years where I may lay Then you may learn to love another While I am tuggin in my grave (While he is tuggin in his grave) Maybe your friends think I'm just a gimmick My posts, you'll never see no more But there is one promise that is given I'll be tuggin on God's golden shore (He'll be tuggin on God's golden shore) Smugworth fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Jan 5, 2022 |
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Jan 5, 2022 03:25
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(To the tune of Amadeus) Tuggin', Tuggin' Tug-gin', Tuggin' Tuggin', Tuggin' Tug-gin', Tuggin Oh, oh, oh, Tuggin' Tuggin' (Tuggin' Tuggin')
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Soon may the Tuggerman come To bring us sugar and tea and tugs One day, when the tuggin' is done We'll take our leave and go
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Sorry OP, but I will NOT be participating in this thread. However, I hope everyone else has a nice, safe time posting in this thread, if they choose to do so. LOL (Lots Of Love)
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Jan 5, 2022 05:50
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Who knows? Not me I never lost control You're face to face With the man who tugged the world
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tug you, tug me tug it for always, that's the way it should be tug you, tug me tug it together, naturally
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Tug the magic weiner lived in my pants ... shrug
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Jan 5, 2022 08:45
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MY NAME IS TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG TUGWIDDATUGGATUGGATUGGATUGTUGGATUGGA
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Tuggin' in the boys room!
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We’re not gonna tug it NO WE AINT GONNA TUG IT They won’t let us tug it ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOOORRREEEEEE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy2f0o8QTyE All around me are familiar posters Worn out forums, worn out posters Bright and early for the daily reports Going nowhere, going nowhere Their tears are filling up their glasses No shitposts, no gimmicks Hide my head, I wanna tug my sorrow No tuggin, no tuggin And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of lame The dreams in which I'm perma'd Are the best I've ever had I find it hard to tug it I find it hard to post When people ban a gimmick these are very, very Mad forums, mad forums Smugworth fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Jan 5, 2022 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-VsgLcvBbE Tug, tug, tug it all out These are the things I can't do without Come on, I'm talking to you, come on Tug, tug, tug it all out These are the things I can't do without Come on, I'm talking to you, come on In whiney times You shouldn't have to sell your soul On Something Awful They really, really ought to know Those QCS posters They took you for a vicious troll Kiss them goodbye You shouldn't have to tug alone You shouldn't have to tug alone (Tug, tug) Tug it all out These are the things I can't do without Come on, I'm talking to you, come on They gave you probes And in return you gave them Hell As cold as ice I hope we live to tug together I hope we live to tug together (Tug, tug) Tug it all out These are the things I can't do without Come on, I'm talking to you, come on Tug, tug, tug it all out These are the things I can't do without Come on, I'm talking to you, come on Tug, tug, tug it all out These are the things I can't do without Come on, I'm talking to you, come on And when you've tugged in PYF They permaban you I'd really love to tug again I'd really love to tug tug again (Tug, tug) Let it all out These are the things I can't do without (Really love to tug again) Come on, I'm talking to you, come on Tug, tug, tug it all out These are the things I can't do without Come on, I'm talking to you, come on
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Jan 5, 2022 16:04
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Yeah I’m tuggin down Rodeo with my pants down These people ain’t seen a tuggin man since the madmins banned one
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Tugging in the name of Some of those that mod forums Are the same that ban tuggers TUG YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME MOTHERTUGGER YEAH
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♫9 minutes of instrumental♫ Tuggin slowly~ Tuggin slowly~ Tuggin slowly~ Tuggin slowly~ Tuggin slowly~ Tuggin slowly~ Tuggin slowly~ Tuggin slowly~ UBtuggin UBtuggin UBtuggin UBtuggin UBtuggin UBtuggin UBtuggin UBtuggin
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Jan 5, 2022 17:48
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summer breeze, makes me tug fine blowin' out my jizz into the sky
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDySyTC11l4 Follow me to a place where incredible posts Are routine every hour or so Where shitposting runs rampant And it often repeats Emptyquote this and here we go All goon Tuggin nights Like all goon Tuggin days They tease and excite Take off and take flight They shock and amaze Most goon Tuggin threads Are best left unread Most goon Tuggin posts Are just empty boasts Much like all the "I'm Gay"s Flick your bean, tug your gourd You won't ever get bored Though get sticky or sore you might Come on down, stop on by Have a laugh, click reply On a sing-along goon Tuggin night!
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Jan 5, 2022 19:15
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i, i-i, i-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii tugged a pony cuz you can tug anything you want! yes you can tug anything you want! all i want, to do every day i gotta tug a dozen times or two
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I've been caught tuggin' Once When I was five I enjoy tuggin' It's just as simple as that
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In a gadda da vida, honey Don't you know that I'm lovin' you In a gadda da vida, baby Don't you know that I'll always be true Oh, won't you come with me In the palm of my hand Oh, won't you come with me And tug all across this land In the palm of my hand
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AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS TUG YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOOOOHHHHH
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what do you get when you have a tug and there's nowhere to cum but your coffee mug? i'll probably have a tug again
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Hey, hey Don't tug around here no more Don't tug around here no more Whatever you're tuggin for Hey, don't tug around here no more I'm permabanned, stop I'm permabanned, stop I'm permabanned, stop, on tuggin any longer I'm permabanned, on this meme getting stronger Don't tug around here no more Don't tug around here no more Don't tug around here no more Don't tug around here no more I don't tug it anymore You darken my door Whatever you're tuggin for Hey, don't tug around here no more I'm permabanned, stop I'm permabanned, stop I'm permabanned, (stop) you tangle my emotions I'm permabanned, hey mods please admit it's over Hey, don't tug around here no more Don't tug around here no more Don't tug around here no more Don't tug around here no more Stop tuggin down my street Don't tug around here no more Why you tuggin on meat? Don't tug around here no more And whatever you're tuggin for Hey don't tug around here no more Hey Honey please (honey please) don't tug around here no more Whatever you're tuggin for Don't tug around here no more
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And it seems to me you lived your life Like a tugger in the wind Never knowing who to aim towards When the mods came in And I would have liked to have tugged you But I was just a kid Your candle burned out long before Your tugger ever did
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You got a great rig Yeah, what's wrong with it today? I used to have one too Maybe I'll come and have a look I really love Your fedora, yeah I'm glad you like mine too See we're looking pretty cool, I'll quote ya So, what do you do? Oh yeah, I touch computers too No, I haven't read your posts 'Cause you reg is pretty new But if you dig on pizza too Well come over to my place I have a pepperoni under my bed That you'll really love 'Cause I'll quote you Yeah, I'll quote you And I'm something awful posting like you Yeah I'll quote you, yeah I'll quote you And I'll post too, woo! numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Jan 6, 2022 |
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